Hello dear readers! If you aren't following (and worshipping/sacrificing virgins to) Skep [https://skep.place/] then you are missing out on what is the hottest, steamiest blog thing of the summer. His latest court room surrealist fever dream starring Krunch MacKenzie [https://skep.place/blog/2024-08-09] put me into a medically induced coma where everything was made of doritos, in a good way. Read it now, and crunch.
Welp. Guess I'm gonna have to do a series then.