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you: omg i'm so bored, i want to work on something cool / ear rat mag: hey submissions are open for our next issue / you: ugh if only something was out there for me to submit my work to! / ear rat mag: hey the theme is "the 90's" it's gonna be rad / you: oh well guess i'll give up
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what I should do: write an essay about how the frugality of the Geo Metro is what the automotive industry would have continued to pursue if anyone *actually* gave a shit about the Earth. what I will actually do: probably not finish anything by March 31st
sorry just to clarify: that absolutely was NOT a complaint about your deadline or even the abstract of deadlines in general, but one about my own inadequacies lol.
it's not called last minute homework for nothing
write it anyway, and hit the deadline. problem solved.