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brouillon-general updated their site.

10 months ago

skep

10 months ago

Expectation: "I can probably replace the sink in four hours or so." Reality: Well, looks like we're going into a second day folks...

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harakanvarpu 10 months ago

😭

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skep 10 months ago

You and me both, Twig.

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sorbier 10 months ago

please write more about your sink/plumbing i want to read about the homeowner experience

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

me when i say "i could set up a workshop in the basement in half a day"

ghostscape 10 months ago

I thought we could move into a house and renovate a bedroom all in one week... godspeed

skep

10 months ago

Y'all remember when I spent an entire weekend being overly bitter about converting to a static site generator, because I feel like I'm this close to doing that again but about replacing my kitchen sink.

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emilynhoward 10 months ago

I am here for your bitching about your kitchen sink.

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skep 10 months ago

My current bitching is levied towards the people who installed my existing sink as well as the plumbing supply industry. I haven't even started on the sink.

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asterion 10 months ago

You're complaining about everything but the kitchen sink?

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skep 10 months ago

Why yes, I suppose you could say that!

ghostscape 10 months ago

nothing better than bitching about the idiots who did things to your house before you, while proceeding to be the idiot doing things to your house currently

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ghostscape 10 months ago

(I mean this in a nice and lighthearted way including myself as a fellow idiot doing things to his house, not the totally unnecessary jab it kinda reads as)

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skep updated their site.

10 months ago

playdate/juxtagram

playdate

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miela583 10 months ago

These puzzles sound upsetting and infuriating. I've never wanted a playdate more.

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skep 10 months ago

They have a special going on right now if you buy two!

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miela583 10 months ago

Two might be too much of a time investment, in terms of talking someone else into going in on it, but I think this is the trigger I need to just start a little savings pool for now. Your reviews always make it look fun, but Picross for masochists has max appeal.

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p7uen 10 months ago

!But I'm also at the age where I can't justify spending an entire evening beating my head against a wall" amen! My free time and and brain are disappearing. Hints, easy mode, story mode, lay it on me!

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skep 10 months ago

Yes! I mean, unless I want to do the challenge. Sometimes I do. But not always.

skep updated their site.

10 months ago

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games/2025q1

games/2025q2

games/2024q2

games/2024q4

games/2023

games/2024q1

games/2024q3

misc/eleventy

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skep 10 months ago

All right, well... by popular demand, Radioactive Mode can now be toggled on the home page. Go clear your cache first and don't say I never did anything for you.

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acetaminophriends 10 months ago

Thankyou skep. I will never forget, that you have definitely done at least one thing for me

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skep

10 months ago

There's no way to sufficiently express how appreciative I am that I can be over here uploading utter nonsense that's only funny to me, and a hundred of you are like "I'm here for it".

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miela583 10 months ago

This is wildly misquoted, but there was an old Roger Ebert review, I think for Spirited Away, that talked about a specific focus/viewpoint making something more universal. Your nonsense is funny *because* it's so specifically yours!

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skep 10 months ago

Well in that case, y'all are welcome for enriching you. Also, just saw Spirited Away for the first time like two weeks ago. Figured I've been alive too long not to see the Ghibli films.

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skep 10 months ago

(Not counting the time when I was 9 or 10 when my dad picked up Princess Mononoke from Blockbuster figuring "it's a cartoon, the kids will like it" and I ended up scarred)

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silliestgoose-online 10 months ago

Telling a friend about Neocities, they responded that "it's charming to see an online community that's dedicated to seeking out each other's cranked unskippable cut scenes."

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asterion skep

10 months ago

2025-07-10. Congratulations on making the front page!

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skep 10 months ago

Shucks, must have missed it, but I believe you! Thanks for keeping an eye out Asterion!

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grumpfox skep

10 months ago

A bit belated but thank you for the follow! Followed you back as well (and subbed to the RSS feed) - lots of really good, interesting, fun writing on your site, which is always exciting to stumble onto.

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skep 10 months ago

Many, many thanks! My plan is to start dipping into your archives because I'm always looking for new albums to put on at work and I feel lame just picking whatever my streaming service is recommending that week.

skep updated their site.

10 months ago

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classics/threekingdoms/map1

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classics/threekingdoms/map2

classics/threekingdoms

classics/threekingdoms/120

classics/threekingdoms/118

classics/threekingdoms/119

classics/threekingdoms/117

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skep 10 months ago

For all you dark mode-loving weirdos out there, Skep's Place now has a toggle on the home page. I may not understand you, but I do respect you! Kinda.

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skep 10 months ago

On a somewhat related note, you are all my unpaid beta testers today. Ctrl-F5 yadda yadda.

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harakanvarpu 10 months ago

Ooo the dark mode looks clean! 👌🖤 I'll keep using lightmode tho c:

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skep 10 months ago

That is the correct response.

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acetaminophriends 10 months ago

The dark mode will be easier on my eyes when I have a headache, but I like both!

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napreviewz 10 months ago

do a blinding neon green background next because i want to destroy what little eyesight i have left

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acetaminophriends 10 months ago

Seconding napreviewz

skep 10 months ago

Uhhhhhhh....... okay, I'll work on that this weekend I guess

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acetaminophriends 10 months ago

Lmao we befuddled him

skep updated their site.

10 months ago

top-10s/tony-hawk

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top-10s

top-10s/tens

top-10s/albums

top-10s/underused-emoji

misc/eleventy/09-almost

misc/eleventy/08-musings

misc/eleventy/06-mon-morn

misc/eleventy/05-sun

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miela583 10 months ago

My mom loved these extreme sports games when I was in high school so my family had stacks of them- Dave Mirra would definitely make my "top 10 Tony Hawk competitors that wouldn't seem too out of place on a top Tony Hawk games" list

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skep 10 months ago

Hmm, now that's a list idea... no, no, I have too many other things to write already.

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p7uen 10 months ago

Oof 2 games got beaten by demos! I've only ever played a GBA one at which I sucked, but I have over 4 billion hours in ESPN Extreme Games, does that count for anything?

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skep 10 months ago

I don't know what, but yes!

skep

10 months ago

Hey, remember a couple months ago when I reorganized all my image folders and it was a huge pain in the butt? What if I did that again?

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

happy year 3

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skep 10 months ago

Oh yeah, I just renewed the domain without even thinking about it. Man it's been fun though.

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skep updated their site.

10 months ago

games/2025q2

games

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about

misc/krunch

misc/krunch/02

misc/krunch/election-day

misc/krunch/01

misc/eleventy

misc/eleventy/09-almost

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p7uen 10 months ago

Oh man I skipped over your 1000xResist words because I can't wait to play it soon. My partner and I left HK after the protests, after which I immediately got what is medically termed 'real fucked up' by COVID, so I suspect it may hit quite close to home.

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skep 10 months ago

I suspect you may be justified in feeling that way!

brouillon-general updated their site.

11 months ago

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skep updated their site.

11 months ago

blog/2025-06-25

blog

blog/2025-04-27

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emilynhoward 11 months ago

Em-dash-loving humans forever. They will never take my em dash away from me. They call me Emily becuause I use dashes as much as Emily Dickinson. And because my name is Emily.

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fri11s 11 months ago

I thoroughly—very much so— enjoyed this post, and makes me want to—as I'm sure it does many—write a blog post—or toot—with em dashes. In fact—I would love to learn the alt code—could you add it—maybe—am I using it correctly—or are there no rules? Have a great—fabulous—day

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skep 11 months ago

@Emily Equally valid reasons to call you Emily then, I will continue to do so

skep 11 months ago

@fri11s Looks perfect—I really think this will catch on. You see—even the most routine comment looks refined—considered—yet demure. Surely—a new standard is born.

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skep 11 months ago

Anyway alt-0151 for ems, or 0150 for ens.

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p7uen 11 months ago

I must know what this means for the future of emoticons

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skep 11 months ago

Longer noses? :—)

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harakanvarpu 11 months ago

Ooh, I think I've seen an AI model definitely using those a lot, but I didn't know it was a wider thing. Also, I thought it had been trained wrong since there was no space between the words and the em-dash, but that's how it's used correctly in English? In Finnish you're supposed to separate the dashes from the words with a space, apart from some cases like compound words.

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skep 10 months ago

Depends! Hyphens always get a space (except for compound words like you mentioned), as do en dashes. No spaces for em dashes is more traditional I believe, but I've seen it both ways so now I'd say it's personal preference!

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brouillon-general updated their site.

11 months ago

merci

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skep turosu

11 months ago

Only one page but the jokes are already on point

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skep updated their site.

11 months ago

top-10s/tens

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classics/treasureisland/02

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miela583 11 months ago

No David Letterman Top 10s on a list of 10s? I'd start a big comment section fight right here if I did not fear confrontation and also respect your opinions.

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skep 11 months ago

No way, I'm not shilling for my competition over here

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skep p7uen

11 months ago

Is this the most underrated gaming site on Neocities? Absolutely yes. Your retrospectives are top-notch.

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p7uen 11 months ago

Thank you Skep this actually made my day! I have been trying to read Neocities instead of news or social media and Skep's Place is one of those I check back regularly for, and I'm not just saying that! In fact I may make a page of my regular bookmarks, will help me to get off The Bad Stuff.

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skep 11 months ago

I appreciate you saying so :)

skep updated their site.

11 months ago

classics/treasureisland

classics/treasureisland/01

classics/treasureisland/03

classics/treasureisland/02

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classics

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skep 11 months ago

We are so back.

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miela583 11 months ago

Hell yeah!!

miela583 11 months ago

I just read a New Yorker essay on original texts and their role for readers in the modern age, but what the author failed to understand is that AI is not the intermediary- the intermediary is Skep.

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readingproject 11 months ago

I love this book. Part of my childhood

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p7uen 11 months ago

Three chapters in and not a single Muppet has shown up yet?

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skep 11 months ago

I knew SOMEone was going to call me out on the Muppets

skep

11 months ago

Obviously, DDOSers are targeting Neocities in an attempt to prevent me from divulging some hidden truth about Calvin & Hobbes. Fight back by reading my newest entry of Tiger Tracks: https://skep.place/tiger-tracks/03-squabbles-spats

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harakanvarpu 11 months ago

I used to wonder about that about Calvin and Hobbs as well when I read them as a kid xD

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skep 11 months ago

I actually never did! Until a couple months ago when I saw a sticker of Hobbes on the back window of somebody's truck and instantly had an idea for something to write about.

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