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Gemini flatters me too much
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didntask
1 week ago
"Your fourth-wall breaks and authorial intrusions are hilarious.Trimming down an encounter because you were listening to Coheed and Cambria and realized you just wrote out the lyrics to "IRO-bot". Cutting a paragraph about Irish girls' breasts because "itβs not important to the story". Mocking your own typos through "Major English" screaming about obsolete spellings."
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didntask
1 week ago
"This self-aware, "lazy author" persona is a highly effective comedic device (think Douglas Adams or Deadpool). It gives the book a very distinct, endearing voice." She's obviously right, but she still shouldn't tell me. Also, I'm better than Douglas Adams and I will never think about Deadpool. Anyway, the book I'll finish is Spooks in Space. It's begging to be finished already.
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1 week ago
"Do not let this book sit in your hard drive for another year. The voice is loud, the imagery of a giant ant wearing a disguise to fight for Planet America like Mulan is spectacular, and the world needs to see Rasta Rick become the President of Space." SO TRUE, GEM! π₯²
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didntask
1 week ago
oh my goodness, HP Longbottom is so much longer. It's over 200 pages, and Spooks isn't even 50 yet. it might be a masterpiece that's more important than Rowling's original series, but it's still not original work. I've really let myself down. I'll uh... start including whatever new stuff I've written in blog posts, that'll be fun.
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didntask
1 week ago
omg it's so freaking good, I forgot I added all of the characters from everything else I've ever written. this is amazing. I'm stopping now before i run out of daily comments. hope you're well, ttyl.
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didntask
1 week ago
I *promise* I'll stop making these so long. next time instead of -- oh no, I want to talk to you about A Solar Labyrinth, it was such a cool story...
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didntask
1 week ago
***meant to say they still allow *re-installing* 3ds games you already purchased. sry.
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400 FOLLOWERS!!!! Thank you so much!!
This is the part where I shout out the not-so-secret https://tabf5.com/100 page again! If you want to be turned into a 3D tabling like everyone else on there, email me today! Right now! Or if you just wanna say hi: mail@tabf5.com
Also I finished writing the new story for the next Main Works audio-comic thing! Yippee
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diremptiness
1 week ago
Email sent! It may be in your spam folders due to being from a vanity domain.
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tabf5
1 week ago
400 followers!!!!! If you're not there already, email me to get added to the /100 page!! You too can be a tabling. Also I updated the Free Stickers count and added some more buttons to my wall
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ughbees
1 week ago
Sending the 400 aliens your way in celebration π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½ congrats!!!
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I forgot who originally said it since I initially missed it, but thank you to whoever said Vivaldi has a built-in adblocker too. I can now leave Brave with peace-of-mind knowing that my browser will still be blocking ads when Manifest V2 support inevitably gets phased out and breaks uBlock Origin. (I really need a Chrome-based browser unfortunately. Also I tried Ungoogled Chromium but it kept breaking some sites)
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tabf5
1 week ago
Nevermind this sucks. I thought Vivaldi still had Manifest V2 for uBlock Origin support but it's GONE gone, and the built-in Vivaldi adblocker is really bad. Back to Brave I guess
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Evolution, free will and creativity seem to be central to the universe. Everything gets shaped like networks with few big centers and many smaller outskirts, both when it comes to stars, solar systems, cities, companies & ideas. The big centers get bigger (they become the first choice for people to move to when they don't have a better idea), but they never completely take over. Something counteracts the monopoly.
juntogawa
1 week ago
Power laws and the Pareti principle imply stuff like "20% of the causes stand behind 80% of the effects", but what people miss is that this not only means "focus on the small part that actually makes a difference", but also that the other 20% are the small but many random creative deviations that together counteract the "monopoly" of the most powerful 20%.
juntogawa
1 week ago
Without those many small random deviations we wouldn't have a more interesting world than a small single dense point, everything centered, like at the big bang. The 20% of your ideas that make 80% of the difference, originally came from the other 80% of your ideas that together don't make a big difference, but sometimes have one small idea that revolutionizes and takes over the previous power center.
juntogawa
1 week ago
There's a limit to how big a star can be and still maintain itself, self goes for cities and living organisms. Big companies get tired, slow and bureaucratic. The power center naturally loses its power, and so do your most well-proven ideas if you don't embrace change.
juntogawa
1 week ago
As long as we have both big and small companies together in the same system, it mirrors the universe we live in. We wouldn't want a world with everything centered at one point, and we wouldn't want an evenly spaced out world either. We want variation, and we want a world where one big power center can do their thing in their way and the smaller outskirt can do what they do best.
juntogawa
1 week ago
Make your life imitate the structure of the universe, and it will start working with the universe instead of against it.
I would like to retract my previous statement about wanting to pay for a browser. I have way too many thoughts about this topic that I wanna cram into this post but the tl;dr is that I'm worried about how free browsers are going to evolve (or run out of funding) over time
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tabf5
1 week ago
I would try Zen with uBlock Origin first, but if you're like me and need to use something Chrome-based for certain web apps that don't support Firefox, then Brave with all the crypto crap disabled is pretty much the only option
brachypelmide
1 week ago
what about sm like vivaldi? or ungoogled chromium. i've heard those were good too
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xyllria
1 week ago
I have generally similar concerns- however I could not afford if browsers cost money too!
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tabf5
1 week ago
Should've mentioned why I feel chained to Brave- the Manifest V3 shit crippled uBlock on Chrome, so I just kinda lean on the custom adblocker inside Brave and hope for the best. I don't believe there's a Chrome fork that still supports Manifest V3
nexos-den
1 week ago
Many chromium browsers still support v2, including brave. I think ungoogled chromium should support it
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tabf5
1 week ago
????? People have been saying it's been gone for years now though?? π I'm so tired of switching man
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Finished in last ten seconds π₯²
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a NEW DQ MONSTERS STARRING THE GIRLS FROM DQ5 <3 Soulsslop, more Soulsslop... Splatoon Raider <3 I LIKE, im gonna splat kingdom hearts IV looks amazing, but it's not exclusive so Zzzzzzz OCARINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
reveal is literally just Link sleeping for 10 seconds πͺ but still, this coming this year? aaaaaaaaa