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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

6 months ago

runes/wondershowzen.html

runes/problemsolverz.html

runes/index.html

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links.html

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hardmachine 6 months ago

Here's my big lump of coal for all the adult children on Christmas.

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americasdecline 6 months ago

omg I recognize some of these clips from social media, but I assumed they were recent edgy social media fodder. I never would heave guessed they came from a show from the early 2000s! great read and I'd be interested to check out the show!! is it streaming anywhere?

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hardmachine 6 months ago

I watched it on archive.org but it's on Paramount+!

sakana 6 months ago

I adore Wonder Showzen and kinda treasure how hard I had to work to grab crunchy, disparate clips of the show from across the internet because it wasn't airing/licensed in Australia but all my American friends watched it. "Celebrate Our Differences" sometimes pops into my head lol.

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1964 6 months ago

I saw this show on the TV guide so many times and never watched it. I'm missing out... thank you for the write up. The second you said Xavier Renegade Angel, I knew I need to see this.

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hardmachine 6 months ago

I haven't even seen Xavier: Renegade Angel, I just know I have to now...

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thestarmen updated YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

6 months ago

christmas/2024/index.html

skep updated Skep's Place

6 months ago

games/2024q4.html

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skep 6 months ago

Nothing to see here, just fixing an image extension I forgot this morning, move on, go check out Unicursal Maze Research or something

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eastathenaeum 6 months ago

Nah, I'm going to stare at it at judge it first, and then I'll go check out Asterion.

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skep 6 months ago

Eh, deal.

skep

6 months ago

Today at Skep's Place, we learn the value of .jpg compression and come to understand that maybe you don't need to save images as .png 100% of the time regardless of circumstance.

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skep updated Skep's Place

6 months ago

games/2024q4.html

games/index.html

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skep 6 months ago

Is 15 MB too much image on one page? Should I think about compressing those?

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nohappynonsense 6 months ago

15MB is larger than my entire site

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skep 6 months ago

...Maybe I'll consider thumbnails

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asterion 6 months ago

My entire site is less than 2 MB (and I'm looking into ways to get more compression).

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skep 6 months ago

Asterion you are madness personified and I'm here for it.

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eastathenaeum 6 months ago

Really it's not too big, but it might create a loading issue for some people. You can try opening it in MS paint and resaving as the same file type without any editing, sometimes that cuts down on space for whatever reason. Saving as PNG is pretty good about preserving quality and cutting down on size too.

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a-notes 6 months ago

for what 15 mb?!!!!

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connor7000 updated concon.soy

6 months ago

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no56 updated №56

6 months ago

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skep iandanielo

6 months ago

As someone who does his game updates every quarter instead of every month, I have definitely gotten in the habit of jotting my thoughts down as I go instead of waiting until the end. You know. Mostly.

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

6 months ago

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art/2020original.html

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hardmachine 6 months ago

THE NEW ART GALLERY IS UP!!! Now it's the OC pages that are TBA...

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hardmachine 6 months ago

I realize this layout is kind of a nightmare for galleries with a lot of images, which is why I added instructions... 😭

skep updated Skep's Place

6 months ago

blog/2024-12-21.html

blog/index.html

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miela583 6 months ago

That’s top tier box labeling, the word “surprise” adds a lot.

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skep 6 months ago

The way we eventually get rid of these things is to just leave the box somewhere for somebody else to find. Keep the tradition alive.

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ghostscape 6 months ago

I recently unpacked my Surprise Skull (not real), a skull (fake) ornament I found in a student house and adopted years ago. My partner hates it.

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skep 6 months ago

That is one of the sacrifices you have to make when you choose to cohabitate with somebody, is that you also have to accept their decor.

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americasdecline 6 months ago

omg a yuletide miracle!

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

7 months ago

shrine/capybara.html

runes/feanime.html

runes/moshimonsters.html

about.html

links.html

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hardmachine 7 months ago

I have a new page that's 70%-80% done, but I decided to postpone publishing until Christmas. Instead I added more meat to the Moshi Monsters review since the movie turns 11 today.

hardmachine 7 months ago

I have no idea why the responsive Youtube embeds are so small, by the way. Fixing the CSS doesn't help much.

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sakana 6 months ago

Your capybara page really takes me back, and I love the gallery of your artwork. In 2022-21 I worked at a zoo that had one (name of Sophia). She was very old and her companion who she was very bonded with passed away, but she didn't end up liking the new male they brought for her. I liked watching her get fed by the keepers because she'd flop onto her side when she was being petted.

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sakana 6 months ago

Recalling this made me investigate and learn she passed away a few months ago... understandable, she was ancient. RIP though.

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hardmachine 6 months ago

Cappy was pretty old too when I visited him, he passed away after I got to see him :(

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thestarmen updated YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

7 months ago

YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

soloppsprang updated Soloppsprang

7 months ago

dagbok.html

hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

7 months ago

runes/moshimonsters.html

links.html

art/2020fanart.html

shrine/rarity.html

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hardmachine 7 months ago

The Equestria font broke when I made the grid layout I made a separate .css file and I have no idea how to fix it. JFC.

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hardmachine 7 months ago

.................my genius ass had two style tags without noticing, that's why. Fixed.

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skep updated Skep's Place

7 months ago

one-offs/birdseed.html

one-offs/index.html

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skep 7 months ago

I embraced the mystery.

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eastathenaeum 7 months ago

I'm digging the snowflakes.

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ghostscape 7 months ago

holy shit, Bugsy has a new adoring fan. I love her hat!

the-simple-site updated The Simple Site

7 months ago

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no56 updated №56

7 months ago

njn updated The Nonjoke Network

7 months ago

skep

7 months ago

What do y'all want this weekend, you want some Three Kingdoms or do you want something I haven't started writing yet and don't know what it is?

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miela583 7 months ago

Embrace the mystery!

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quikscript 7 months ago

Whatever you offer shall be appreciated.

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puddingpudds 7 months ago

I want the lootbox option, gamblers give up right before they hit it big after all!

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a-notes 7 months ago

write about syria

asterion 7 months ago

Anything that you want to write will be fine.

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skep 7 months ago

@a-notes I appreciate the suggestion but based on past patterns I only write about armed conflict if it's been over for 2000 years and they turn it into a book.

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nohappynonsense 7 months ago

write about those left overs of yours

readingproject 7 months ago

A piece of automatic writing would be interesting

vm70 7 months ago

How about "Journey to the West"?

hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

7 months ago

runes/moshimonsters.html

runes/index.html

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runes/klonoaremake.html

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hardmachine 7 months ago

I considered letting this sit to publish on Christmas, but I haven't been well and don't know what my plans are for then. Having a rune on Christmas in 2022 was a fluke u_u

hardmachine 7 months ago

I should change the Youtube embeds when I come home from work...

mrszenigata 7 months ago

Wow, Moshi Monsters! What a blast from the past! There was a very brief period where it didn't have a membership system. Originally it was like Webkinz where you could get exclusive items from toys, and then when Club Penguin got bought by Disney, it tried to emulate that system instead. It was a great, mostly free-to-play game back in the 2000's!

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hardmachine 7 months ago

This is interesting! I was already too old for it when it dropped in 2008, so my exposure was after it became a freemium game... Sad to hear it was chasing after what Club Penguin was trying to do.

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1964 7 months ago

I have never even heard of Moshi Monsters!? This was really interesting tbh. Thank you for the write up

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