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garfriend

2 months ago

I just want to clarify that my "kiss a fish day" was not related to the turning point usa halftime show at all. I'm so out of it on mainstream social media that I didn't know that was actually a thing. I found out about it like just a minute ago. I just really love fish and want to kiss them all

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benny1548132 2 months ago

what is turning point usa

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coops 2 months ago

@benny1548132 oh to have ur mind... its charlie kirks charity or something of the sorts. republican stuff. i wish i was in the dark.

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benny1548132 2 months ago

oh okay so yet another outlet for fascism, imperialism, colonialism...you do not want my mind....

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gemfounding 2 months ago

This is so wholesome ty for your love for fish <3

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garfriend

2 months ago

Everyone’s that has ever emailed me has gotten a huge wall of text back from me💀 I get too excited to yap I’m sorry yall

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tabf5 2 months ago

Nah it's okay so do I. I reply with even more walls of text back and forth to build the lost city of word salad, brick by brick

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caminus 2 months ago

I love email!! normalize emailing people!!

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jensen-cole 2 months ago

emailing friends is so fun!! ugh i need to get an email penpal again, i love yappers

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benny1548132 2 months ago

^me too!!

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garfriend 2 months ago

i will yap at anyone who lets me if you need a yapper, email me. tell me anything i have many thoughts about everything

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garfriend updated a bait shop? ...in space?

2 months ago

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garfriend

2 months ago

A mouse died in my stove and all hell has broken loose

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tabf5 2 months ago

I hope the smell goes away soon if there is one, that sounds fucked up. Is it gas or electric?

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garfriend 2 months ago

@tabf5 It b gas and I already got the mf out. It was diabolically terrible. I do not wish this on my worst enemy

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garfriend updated a bait shop? ...in space?

2 months ago

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garfriend

2 months ago

I didn't get to kiss a fish for valentines day and I am devastated

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underwhite 2 months ago

well go do it now there's no time

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garfriend 2 months ago

@underwhite RUNNING to the lake with my fishing stuff RIGHT NOW. I'll bite the face off the game warden if he finds out my fishing license is expired. I'm on a mission

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music-by-margaruine 2 months ago

you can press X + R2 + L3 on that one specific rock with the old fishing gear on it to skip the cutscene with the game warden. I'm not very experienced with kiss-a-fish% but this skip is SUUUPER useful.

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yogomagpie 2 months ago

I didn't get the chance either. The lake is frozen solid though and didn't feel like venturing out to look for an ice fishing hole

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garfriend

2 months ago

I swear to god lobre posted "hehe lasagna" on my page and now it's gone. I feel crazy. I have demons whispering into my ears now wtf

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lobre 2 months ago

lasagna !!

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lobre 2 months ago

i misread your username as garfield T_T

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oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

i also thought your name was referring to garfield at first lol

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garfriend 2 months ago

@lobre LMAOOO I see. I was sooo confused omg. That’s so funny

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underwhite 2 months ago

hehe lasagna >:)

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laurenonline garfriend

2 months ago

a bait shop? ...in space? oh heck yeah I'm gonna spend so much time in here. Love your site, and love gar <3

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garfriend 2 months ago

Yay <3 :))

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garfriend updated a bait shop? ...in space?

2 months ago

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caminus 2 months ago

so much to process re: your blog... thanks for posting <3 re: selling stuff, check out how sunnysvideo.neocities.org/ does it, they are good people!

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garfriend 2 months ago

@caminus thanks for the rec! :0

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oscarspage 2 months ago

Thank you for the writing. What an awful artifical world that's been made for us, how didn't we all see it sooner?

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oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

Man, this brought up a lot for me. Still pondering. Thinking of my similar experiences, but also thinking of my niece, who is 11 (and currently obsessed with the PINK brand). I can’t really do much about it since I’m not her parent, but it hurts to see her trying SO hard to become what she has inferred is attractive to boys.

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oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

It feels impossible to help girls feel confident around their peers (by allowing trendy products, clothing, etc.) while also protecting them from adult male predators. Obviously, the solution doesn’t lie in girls changing their own behavior. But given the reaction to the files, we are a long way from holding men accountable. Depressing. Still, thanks for writing on this subject.

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garfriend

2 months ago

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. I mean, Kiss a Fish Day. Spend it kissing the first fish you find. Just carefully scoop it out of the water, kiss its lil head, and very gently return it. They love it. Don't kiss a pike though.

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ninevolt 2 months ago

im gonna kiss the fish from Iron Lung

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music-by-margaruine 2 months ago

what if the fish is on a platter and covered in soy sauce

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garfriend 2 months ago

@music-by-mrgaruine you kiss the fish still but thank it for the nutrients

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garfriend updated a bait shop? ...in space?

2 months ago

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a bait shop? ...in space?

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oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

I hope you find time to do that writing, it sounds interesting.

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lambchapel 2 months ago

i agree!

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garfriend

2 months ago

If you watch the Subaru Motorsports Sno*Drift 2026 video, you can find me. I won't say when, but my friends and I are in the official subie video B)) I'm in subie world. No other subie fan has my swag.

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library-of-cornerstones garfriend

2 months ago

oh wow i couldnt believe my eyes when i saw that you followed me back... your website is so cool!!

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garfriend 2 months ago

I think your site is pwetty :] I had to follow

garfriend

2 months ago

Not to be a bummer, but the state of the world has me feeling numb. I hope everyone else is doing okay with everything going on. The files, ICE, etc. Just everything. Be kind to yourselves <3

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caminus 2 months ago

<3

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garfriend updated a bait shop? ...in space?

2 months ago

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barracudachan garfriend

2 months ago

I added your button to my page

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garfriend 2 months ago

Aww thank you!! :]

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garfriend

2 months ago

I want a silly gross housefly tattoo, and I think I need to be convinced out of it LMAO

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gobbolab 2 months ago

Yeah, this is a really bad idea. Every silly gross housefly needs a friend. What you really need is TWO silly gross housefly tattoos.

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garfriend 2 months ago

@bonkyrs yeah one fly would feel really lonely...

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ninevolt 2 months ago

a little fly rubbing its silly little hands together

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garfriend 2 months ago

@ninevolt exactly what I was thinking >:) and I wanted to name him filbert

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garfriend

2 months ago

I pause everything I am doing when the USCSB youtube channel uploads a video. I put on my best corduroy sport coat just to watch it.

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garfriend skigothy

2 months ago

THIS SITE RULES!!!

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skigothy 2 months ago

your site rules too!!!

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garfriend

2 months ago

Aaa! 400 followers!!! Thank you guys!!! You all are amazing :)) Neocities is THE coolest community on the web!!!! <3 EDIT: Someone unfollowed, but that's okay! I'm still very joyous :))) I just think it's funny lmaoo

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plastigon 2 months ago

Congrats! Very well deserved! :)

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foggybear42 2 months ago

congrats !!!!

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kasettetape 2 months ago

It's well deserved!!

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skigothy 2 months ago

make that 401 lol

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calzonie 2 months ago

congratss!!!!! :DD

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