Neocities

3 months ago

screenjesus i need to fool and deceive you

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pxhc 3 months ago

steal the script here, remove padding and margin values (dunno why they are there, and removing it makes the background irrelevant so you can also remove it too) then you change src to whatever image you want the screenjesus to see https://explorar.neocities.org/ the optimal image size is 1280x960

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brachypelmide

3 months ago

ok have fun

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blankbarrel 3 months ago

man I can't wait to see the █████ it's been so long

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shittymeat999 3 months ago

u live by the skeleton shield bad apple, based

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

its the anthem of life

tchun 3 months ago

this is seriously incredible brother, congratulations

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brachypelmide

3 months ago

gimme an hour or so

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tabf5 3 months ago

👀

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kockatriceking 3 months ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yFdoEPgtGhMAAAAd/freaky-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog.gif

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blankbarrel 3 months ago

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH https://enrouteto16.com/img/board/THANKYOU.gif

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brachypelmide

4 months ago

tomorrow

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tabf5 4 months ago

Perhaps the most accidentally effective marketing campaign for a Neocities site launch ever. I hope your health is doing better, see you tomorrow!

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kockatriceking 4 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/dqEL7vtFN-8AAAAe/rabbit-clock.png

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brachypelmide

4 months ago

https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/FUUUUUUUCK.png

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nexos-den 4 months ago

that's me too right now

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brachypelmide

4 months ago

if embarrassment could be transformed into light i'd be a goddamn lighthouse

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sneekrealm 4 months ago

would *probably* take this over my latest crush having seen what i'd previously written about my feelings for them on my site tbf

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sneekrealm 4 months ago

(hell, would Most Likely, rather an adrenaline rush than belated platonic-heartbreak...) (also hello im here via tabf5 ahahah ill have to tap in on the site but not now cos bedtime)

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

ok yeah fair i'd rather fake my death too LMAO

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sneekrealm 4 months ago

(i'd directly admitted my feelings!!! yet they did Not realize the full magnitude til seeing all that.) it's fine i'm weird-surviving this and happy you're Not Dead ahahahh

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brachypelmide updated their site.

4 months ago

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

"adrenaline-fueled damage control" was not in my evening checklist

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nexos-den 4 months ago

liar. you said kurwa instead of fuck. But yeah you can count me into heart attacks

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blankbarrel 4 months ago

Y'know I'm just glad you're doing better after that era and that you're still kicking...,, Keep on updating buddy,,,

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kockatriceking 4 months ago

u better stay alive for a long while yet or i'm pulling a séance and dragging you back just to be annoying as possible. anyway, go sleep now, drink some water and shit

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shittymeat999 4 months ago

PLS STAY ALIVE SO I DONT HAVE TO TATTOO UR EVIL EMAIL ONTO MY BODY!! Please take care of yourself now from that insane adrenaline rush!! (also ngl im wondering how you found *my site* in da first place lmao. that evil email was sent in February..,)

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shittymeat999 brachypelmide

4 months ago

kinda fucked up this is how I found this out just now but: YOOU!! YOU SENT ME THE EVIL ASS EMAIL, IT WAS YOOU!! I just saw the screencap from tabf5 and matched the email address to yours!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!! I have yet to watch that video because I wasnt sure if the mp4 file was gonna be a secret virus or smthn, but now i shall take a look!! (happy to see ur alive!!)

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shittymeat999 4 months ago

THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY SDKJHFSD thjank u., considering that to be my next video otw if thats ok!!

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

also yes that's more than ok LOL the adrenaline just wore off

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brachypelmide

4 months ago

ok so i can add "caused heart palpitations in 20+ people at once" to my resume

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brachypelmide

4 months ago

HI HI HI HI HI IM ALIVE

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garfriend 4 months ago

!!! :)))

brachypelmide 4 months ago

OK SO

brachypelmide 4 months ago

FUCK THIS IS EMBARRASSING

brachypelmide 4 months ago

that message was not an early april fools joke and was a genuine dead man's switch i set up because of the reasons i pointed out in said message. thing is i uhhhh KINDA FORGOT TO RE-ARM THE SWITCH LMAO

brachypelmide 4 months ago

I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE I AM ALIVE AND WELL

blankbarrel 4 months ago

DUDE

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blankbarrel 4 months ago

I legit thought it just HAD to be an early april fools so I was just going to stay silent on the matter until april 2nd. But it's a real switch because of course it is. Well. I'm. VERY. glad you're alive

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kockatriceking 4 months ago

DUDE

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brachypelmide updated their site.

4 months ago

index

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

also known as march 37th

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kockatriceking 4 months ago

WOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

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nexos-den 4 months ago

FINALLY!!!

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tabf5 4 months ago

I have been waiting for this website for as long as I've been on Neocities... finally.....

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blankbarrel 4 months ago

It's Finally Coming... Febuary 65th. I could cry I'm SO proud

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voidwitchcult updated their site.

4 months ago

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brachypelmide updated their site.

4 months ago

index

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

i'm feeling it

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benny1548132 4 months ago

waheyyy!!

kockatriceking 4 months ago

👀👀👀

ch3sca 4 months ago

https://tenor.com/5LZw.gif

nexos-den 4 months ago

:O

brachypelmide

4 months ago

chud (affectionate)

9 likes

nexos-den 4 months ago

whaaattt

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blankbarrel 4 months ago

That's my chud son (my cat)

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brachypelmide pxhc

4 months ago

follow appreciated. cryptic.

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brachypelmide updated their site.

5 months ago

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

spider loredrop

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kockatriceking 5 months ago

yooo thats sick?!

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tabf5 5 months ago

this site is gonna kick all of our asses when it's done

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brachypelmide

5 months ago

how i feel about ultrakill's fraud update summed up in one image: https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/lol.png

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

like the first two levels are dope but 8-3 goes on for too long and is impossible to p-rank while 8-4 is downright mid and reeks heavily of leviathan in terms of feeling very rushed

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

i'd write about this on my site but uhhh.. yknow

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

this post is evidence that there are only 2 ultrakill players on neocities and honestly that's a good thing

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blankbarrel 5 months ago

AW NO.... Getting news here is crazy. I was hoping exactly what you were saying wasn't the case, I haven't gotten to playing it yet... Five million rushed leviathans upon you.

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multistuff 5 months ago

do not listen to this user it fuckin rocks

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scary-grandma brachypelmide

5 months ago

BUTTON ADDED!! BEST OF LUCK WITH YOUR RENOVATION!!

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

THANK YOU SCARY GRANDMA!!

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brachypelmide updated their site.

5 months ago

index

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

5 words and i still made a fucking typo😭

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tabf5 5 months ago

I am mloting. Plaese stnda yb

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ch3sca 5 months ago

finallyy!!!

brachypelmide scary-grandma

5 months ago

I WANTED TO FOLLOW YOU BUT REALISED I WAS ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU. DAMN IT

5 likes

scary-grandma 5 months ago

THE SCARY GRANDMA CURSE!!

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