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Come back, my sweet prince of the night ;_;
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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Awh, my dear father of our unborn child, thank you for caring, but I have no idea what to put up here. Still, here's an attempt:

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

2018-02-24: I went partying near the Dutch border with a sore throat a running nose and a general feeling of dizziness. At around 2am, I decided to sneak away because my body felt terrible. At the hotel, I'd found out I was at 38°C. Fuck this world.

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

My point is, I don't want to be this guy anymore. I would love to expand the site, but eventually my real life will leak into this site even more and that's no good. Because I can't stand the early pages archived at the Wayback Machine and don't want them to get associated with me. –m

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

This site was meant as a throwaway, and you folks made it big and loved. ;_;

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joppiesaus's avatar joppiesaus 8 years ago

liek if u cri everytiem

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owlman's avatar owlman 8 years ago

24/02/18: I hope you will return soon, Prince of The Night.

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joppiesaus's avatar joppiesaus 8 years ago

Nice tips, thank you :)

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I'm so sorry, but... how do I unfollow?
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elementz's avatar elementz 8 years ago

Go to the guys website and there is an unfollow button or following just click it twice and bam

elementz's avatar elementz 8 years ago

BAM BAM BAM

*cis/white follow*
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shelfdust's avatar shelfdust 8 years ago

you sure told him bro

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

thanks, my fav white supremacist bro

Nice UI!
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I really like your Celeste review, but please be careful with superlatives in reviews. Also, your site is looking great!
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exosilver's avatar exosilver 8 years ago

I would argue that we're living in an age of the superlative; the polar; the extreme, but I understand what you mean. I'm sure I'll cut back in the future when reviewing games that don't strike me as strongly as Celeste. Also, I found out that the original Pico-8 game is unlockable!

exosilver's avatar exosilver 8 years ago

I very well may revisit this game when I 100% it, it's that good. But thank you very much! I'm working on it from the ground up.

jeremyredhead's avatar jeremyredhead 8 years ago

or you can be lazy and just go to the lexaloffle pico-8 forums. ;P (alas, i still haven't even beaten pico-8 celeste...)

strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

@exo, I meant you can't talk about potentially better games in the future when everything is "perfect" in Celeste.

exosilver's avatar exosilver 8 years ago

I absolutely can, at the heart of it all, it achieves perfection in its interpretation and execution of gameplay and controls; a potentially better game would top what Celeste is doing here, much like how Celeste topped Super Meat Boy (which in its own right, is still near-perfect also). There can be more than one masterwork in a school of a genre.

exosilver's avatar exosilver 8 years ago

smh strata out here making me work on a super meat boy review (which makes sense since it got the best-selling switch port recently, and super meat boy forever is coming out sometime soon)

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Ironically, my journal file grew to 88.8kb with this post.

owlman's avatar owlman 8 years ago

Remember to punch a Nazi!™

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

Amazing how the master race keeps producing retards.

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Probably not easy to get kids in a 30-people-village without fucking your siblings and children.

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

We're not talking about "love", we're talking about abusing "love" for spreading retarded politics.

temperamental's avatar temperamental 8 years ago

in poland we recently had documentary about nazis and most hilarious thing that they done was a cake with swastika from wafers

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Incredible.

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exosilver's avatar exosilver 8 years ago

"Our ideology consists of clearing the planet of "dirty" nationalities ... Our sexual life generally consists of BDSM, especially sadomasochism. Our brothers aren't engaged in tenderness on silk sheets—we commit truly manly acts. We treat sex as something sacred. This is similar to how believers treat God. Sex is a transmission of passion, emotions, pleasure and—last but not least—sperm into the body of a brother."

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Damn exo, that sounds like I need to know more about this!

kenny46140's avatar kenny46140 8 years ago

ummm... uh-oh. huh? are, are you people kidding? you're joking around, yeah? ok...

kenny46140's avatar kenny46140 8 years ago

umm, yeah. yer joking around 'cause I don't see joppie chiming in. funny... i think (?)

strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

We are dead honest.

kenny46140's avatar kenny46140 8 years ago

you can be "dead honest" and still be pullin' my leg. should i ask what you're "dead honest" about? be blunt.

arkmsworld's avatar arkmsworld 8 years ago

Sperm. They are dead honest about the transmission of sperm into the body. ;)

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kenny46140's avatar kenny46140 8 years ago

hopefully, you all on this post are not "haters", but i'm a naive hetero/straight man. i'm no bigot. are you all "gay guys"? don't take that wrongly, because everyone's lifestyle is just that.

strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

I don't think you're the only straight male in that thread.

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joppiesaus's avatar joppiesaus 8 years ago

ich bin cool bist du cool

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

J A L O G O J A !

vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

If only this glorious company had existed a few hundred years ago, the Holy Roman Empire would have united under one ruler with an iron rail.

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flaum's avatar flaum 8 years ago

all the germans I know hate DB, but it worked for everyone I know (including myself) touring around germany on DB - how often does this kind of failure happen?

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

In the winter: very often, there is basically no train without delay. In the summer, it works well if you're lucky.

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

DAYUM, strata! You're a nazi, a pedophile, and now a misogynist! :^)

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Add obesity and I might become you!

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Anyone interested in a strata-esque HTML tutorial where I insult everyone to make sure you can build webpages that don't suck?
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owlman's avatar owlman 8 years ago

I'd love to see one

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kenny46140's avatar kenny46140 8 years ago

How... kind of you.

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

motherfuckingwebsite.com

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Wow. Okay, I'll do it.

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Let me know if the font is readable for you. I'm on HiDPI and it's fine but I can't speak for everyone.

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hosma's avatar hosma 8 years ago

Looks alright on my end

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hosma's avatar hosma 8 years ago

Woah holy shit I just somehow liked that twice

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temperamental's avatar temperamental 8 years ago

it's readable and i love new website design!!

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

So you're a child abuser AND a nazi. Nice going, strata.

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Still better than wanting to fuck my little sister, Vas-toshiba.

vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

A little sister's love is the purest form there is~ ♥🍆💦🍩♥

strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Nah, you just defined my self-love.

owlman's avatar owlman 8 years ago

Have a little wank and have a little cry

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kenny46140's avatar kenny46140 8 years ago

Thanks for adding me on your "opinions" section. You're Cool. But, that was not a convo about "your web-page"... and I didn'y misspellls anything. It's All Good. You ROCK !!!

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Hey Vas, it took a little longer which is why I ended up jerking off to a beautiful piano performance of U.N. Owen Was Her?. You should try this sometime!
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flaum's avatar flaum 8 years ago

copynpaste

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

I've configured my browser to not allow text to be rendered under 8pt, so it scales up to something readable automatically. 😎

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Great site!
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Check your XMPP inbox.
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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Yes, I also like my cock.

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owlman's avatar owlman 8 years ago

Bisexual master race

exosilver's avatar exosilver 8 years ago

Pages of yours like these make my audibly utter "yoooooooooo" under my breath, holy fucking shit strata lmao

strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

glad you like it... this isn't even a #ShotsFired post, it's just hilarious imo.

vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

Strata my dude, if you thought your findings were incriminating, wait till you crawl my webshite. :^) https://vas.neocities.org/pics/OHBOY.png

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

The main difference is that you don't expect to be taken seriously, Vas-seppuku!

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

I'm a huge clown yeah. But some of the stuff is really incriminating. Like REAAAAaaAAaaAaaAAaaAaaAAaAAAALLY incriminating. https://vas.neocities.org/pics/OHBOY2.png But TBF so are ~300k other people who read it: https://vas.neocities.org/pics/OHBOY3.png

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joppiesaus's avatar joppiesaus 8 years ago

(Questions? Check the source code!)

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Didn't see that, whoa, exciting! :O

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joppiesaus's avatar joppiesaus 8 years ago

oh no, it's kind of funny, kind of sad. Did they explain you why? lov u

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

yes, they did. thank you jopa, i love you too <3

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vas's avatar vas 8 years ago

20 years is a solid run TBH.

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

That's what I said. I added "you gotta stop at the top ;)" to their disbelief.

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flaum's avatar flaum 8 years ago

my parents should separate, but it's not in their culture to do so

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flaum's avatar flaum 8 years ago

btw it 2018

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strata's avatar strata 8 years ago

Damn, thanks.

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