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HOW DO YOU KNOW I WAS BANNED BEFORE. AND I AM NOT TROLLING, I AM ACTUALLY CRYING BEHIND THE SCREEN.
I'm not trolling!
hardmachine
1 year ago
You're spamming and posting antagonistic things on someone you don't know's profile. That is trolling and it's not a surprise why you banned before, get off the internet until you can behave.
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Man, I wish I'd thought to make MY site a wizard tower.
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1964
1 year ago
Relatable post about food costs and health. I've always considered it a classism issue too. I'm sure so many would eat healthier or organic if they could just afford it. The only way I know to eat cheaper is via vegetables/fruit and removing everything else. But even those have had price increases. Apples, romaine, and kale are through the roof where I live rn. Tragic.
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alexnet
1 year ago
Hit the nail on the head. Most supermarket bread plainly sucks and $6 for a decent loaf is bit rich. Not everyone has the time (or should be expected to) bake their own, but if you can then its worth giving it a shot. Much more filling and without the usual truckload of preservatives
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hardmachine
1 year ago
@alexnet Not to get conspiracybrain but I've also wondered if the lack of school classes teaching how to cook and whatnot ties into why people eat crap. I had to learn to cook by myself because I didn't have home economics classes or whatever the new term is.
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vivarism
1 year ago
We love you Charizard1246 <333 Also "your puny, dopamine-addicted brains will continue developing forever." I'd fallen for the meme and didn't know this... thank God!!!!
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hardmachine
1 year ago
Two main focuses: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/shrine/charizard1246.html#22 and https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/drawntogether.html
vivarism
1 year ago
ugh your drawn together review made me laugh out loud a couple times, thank you for the chuckles!! i agree that today's culture would benefit from more equal opportunity, self-aware offensive humour. even when youre the one getting made fun of, if the joke is actually *good* you'll probably laugh anyway, right? i guess i'm just calling for better comedy in general tho, lol
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vivarism
1 year ago
welcome to the world of external stylesheets!! whenever you have the energy to enter that is. take your time, and until then i'm so glad to hear that you're having fun drawing <33 get some good rest, ok?
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hardmachine
1 year ago
I've uploaded my new rune style.css earlier today, but the actual page isn't finished yet! Probably will be this week or so.
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Why is there the same 16yo treating this like Twitter and polluting everyone's feed... Please turn off your phone and touch grass!!!
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hardmachine
1 year ago
Reason #45435346 I hate parents. Raise your fucking kids instead letting them loose online!!
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Thanks for following! Keen to see more cocktail guides in the future! :)
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skep
1 year ago
I know Three Kingdoms is a beloved classic and I still love it but my god this latest round of chapters was a huge mess.
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I'm going to block you because I am almost twice your age and it's not my job to babysit you. Please show your parents what you've been posting online and/or get offline and learn real social skills, I hate to know how you act in real life.