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brachypelmide

1 month ago

skin literally melting off in this sun--what do you mean it's still spring

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

sike! solstice today, it's Big Summer now

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ah crAP RIGHT! OH NO! THAT MEANS THAT DAYS WILL NOW GET SHORTER! GAAAH

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

partially thank actual fuck lowkey because the 4am sunrises sometimes wake my ass up an hour before my 6:40am alarm on workdays even with my blackout curtains drawn to my best ability............

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ah fair. i adapted to sleeping in light and even started enjoying it. full moons are the best, but most people i know absolutely hate them.

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

i do heavily enjoy the 4am sunrises 10pm sunsets aside from that tbh, and theres Nothing like a good summer (barely)night walk - but actual midnight sun would genuinely FRY me

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

im back in dial-up age motherfuckers my shitty fucking piece of ass router struggles to download a single webpage because i live in the middle of nowhere and this router sucks ARSE anyway do you guys ever sneeze so hard while holding your nose shut that the pressure instantly vaporizes the water in your nose and it flies out as steam. call me the steam locomotive the way i

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nexos-den 1 month ago

pleasee don't sneeze like that it's quite unhealthy and can even be dangerous... Also I'm sorry to hear about your internet it really sucksss :(( Wish I could hand you an rj45

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

im fine because i vent the pressure out via my mouth (not sanitary at all). and an rj45 won't fix that i need some of that fiber optic here

bluechinchompa 1 month ago

I heard oats have fiber in it can that help?

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

it is very tempting to buy a GPNVG-18 panoramic night vision goggles replica but my wallet is already strained enough

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

please god let me find an abandoned suitcase full of cash in a random trash can

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bluechinchompa 1 month ago

left one outside good luck

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

we should push for usb-c ports on phones to be user-servicable. they have a max lifetime of like 4 years before they become so worn that charging becomes a fever dream and replacing them is impossible without specialised equipment. wireless charging is a fake solution to this problem and it only cements the anti-user stance of phone manufacturers.

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

can you tell my usb port wore itself out recently

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tabf5 1 month ago

yeah lmao. I think this is getting enforced in new devices via the EU though. even my new laptop I bought this year lets me replace my USB ports, and look who made it: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Neo+USB+Ports+Replacement/211011

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Yup lack of repairibility sucks hard. Lack of parts, documentation and a lot of integration makes it a nightmare to repair even the most basic and simple things

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

SYSTEM UPDATE {Taking a break} - HARD REFRESH AND CHECK BOOT LOG (scroll down on index page)

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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about

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

the trepang2 review is slowly becoming my own silksong

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nexos-den 1 month ago

u really need someone to take pics of u! (wink wink)

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

dude what do you mean i have 12 tests in the next 2 weeks

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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tabf5 1 month ago

this is a certified Uni Moment

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barracudachan 1 month ago

See, this is why i didn't go to uni lol

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

remember that log entry about the university rant? yeah i passed that test. 75% of the year failed it. i am the bug man. you cannot kill me. (i passed only because i got lucky and got an easy set to ID)

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

saperda carcharias is really cute you should look it up

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

oh or chalcophora mariana. that one is a cutie as well

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nexos-den 1 month ago

omg these guys are really cute :3

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Oh also congrats on passing the test!!!! You are a bug king! And a tree king!!

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bluechinchompa 1 month ago

cannot kill you? just wait until I get a bird...

brachypelmide 1 month ago

birds love me fish hate me 1,982,921,001 deaths world is a fuck

brachypelmide

1 month ago

no firefox i do not want to keep tabs on the world cup. i'm fucking lobotomizing you *sound of a mechanical drill starting up*

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nexos-den 1 month ago

I need some explanation

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

firefox forces a world cup widget on you, especially on mobile. today it hit my pc so i hit it back in self-defense and now its gone. on mobile im safe because i use ironfox

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

where does it even put the widget. i have auto updates off on both mobile and desktop. i seem to be immune for now

brachypelmide 1 month ago

it appeared randomly on the new tab screen. you can easily turn it off on desktop

sneekrealm 1 month ago

oh ya lol my new-tab is literally about:blank as fuck, and i have it on a blank page on newtab on mobile too - theres hopes of me being immune to this

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

so much of your day is taken up by things like eating drinking taking a shit or sleeping just turn me into a robot already im tired of this mortal coil

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pirahxcx 1 month ago

and we are never done with any, have to do it all again everyday

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barndoors 1 month ago

i like to introduce adventure into my life by eating foods im allergic to

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

i admire that. i would just die if i did that

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xyllria 1 month ago

i adore the mortal coil!

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

i also adore the mortal coil! you have to love the little things like eating and drinking and sleeping to start liking life as a whole. after all, life is only a day

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

oh i mean yeah those are all fun and all but im at this point in my mortal coil's exploitation period where i have too much to do and too littie time to do it.

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brachypelmide dru1dsden

1 month ago

46 on click target with a touchpad. followed back!

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dru1dsden 1 month ago

thank you so much :) I appreciate it. I really loved your site too - the aesthetic and design alone is amazing

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

big rant on university

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ichomancer 1 month ago

Entomology is an elite thing to study. Great rant

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

yeah and its something that if arranged properly wouldve been a genuinely great (if hard) subject. instead the field of entomology got tainted forever for everyone on the year

nexos-den 1 month ago

Well sounds like our good* old incompetent polish education system

bluechinchompa 1 month ago

Do you use a git forge to sync changes or were you not able to do a git clone at uni?

brachypelmide 1 month ago

i don't use git for neocities. i am planning to do it but i need to set up my raspberry pi as a CI runner (i use codeberg) and i can't be arsed

brachypelmide

1 month ago

aAARUHH FFFFFUCKING LEG CRAMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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skep 1 month ago

My condolences.

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

still cycled 13 km. i am above the concept of pain

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shittymeat999 1 month ago

HYDRATE!! DRINK WATER, ELECTROLYTES!!

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

yeah i think i was lacking those that night

barracudachan 1 month ago

and I still dont have my ice cream

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 months ago

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

uh kinda big update ish idk whatever logs got updated with my neocities posts, the not_found page got a slight visual update, and the music in doom.sh in cluster0 now loops (or at least should loop) perform a hard reset on cluster.html and logs.html

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

it was a very scary few hours lads. we become one once more

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

man looking at the activity page it's such a weird feeling seeing that for those few hours we all collectively held our breath and expected the worst

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

i have a lot of ideas for what to write on my site but currently i am compiling a report on a thinning operation in a scots pine stand but the professor forgot to give us the wood volume data so i guess I'M IN WAITING MODE FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS NOW

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nexos-den 2 months ago

That sucks...

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

trying to code a simple file sorter in bash has once again shown me that bash is a stupid made up "programming language" with syntax expertly crafted to make you question your entire existence

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

the sorter works at least so there's that

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 months ago

logs

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philiathequesadilla 2 months ago

happy 50k!

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kockatriceking 2 months ago

whoo!

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 months ago

logs

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nexos-den 2 months ago

we do what we must because we can

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