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Guys, please don't send me emails pushing your worldview onto me. I'm not going to respond to them. I didn't ask.
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oopsiedoodle
3 weeks ago
Hey yes thanks for the cheers. I did find the prank funny! I don’t really believe in astrology but I do find it amusing, so fair play on riffing on the horoscopes a bit. Actually every month I try to go for a sillier, more irreverent tone, but they keep coming out sounding more serious than I intend. Maybe by December they'll be where I want them
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oopsiedoodle
3 weeks ago
(Also, I don’t know why you changed your site back. I think it looked better a few days ago.)
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myrtletribe
3 weeks ago
You make the cheers look so effortless, but i think writing a short and to-the-point piece is just as difficult as a long one! maybe even moreso!
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
The layout for my convention photo album sucks ass, but I'd rather blow my brains out than mess around with HTML. At least the Javascript galleries have a scrollbox now.
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I know I also promised a new page, but I haven't had time to finish it. I'm not the same person I was when I fell in love with Neocities 4 years ago. I have two drafts that are over 1k words and finishing either is like pushing a boulder over a hill.
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Skep has the real horoscopes this month everyone
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skep
3 weeks ago
Okay, but enjoy June's too because I'm going to feel bad if her genuinely thoughtful efforts are overshadowed by some asshole making jokes
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emilynhoward
3 weeks ago
Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.
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notesfromearth
3 weeks ago
i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO
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oopsiedoodle
3 weeks ago
oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha
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sorbier
3 weeks ago
cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope
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perplexinghodgepodge
3 weeks ago
Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.
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What do you call the ".place" part of your domain if not TLD?
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skep
4 weeks ago
Ah, I see. Yes, it's a TLD, but it's not custom. They released a whole bunch of new ones a number of years ago for more variety. They're generally not prohibitively expensive.
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So TFF didn't go very well this year, but I noticed my stickers disappeared quickly. Did you see Capy?
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capyhaus
1 month ago
TFF starts tomorrow. You may or may not see that new image at the hotel tomorrow? Come find Capy!
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capyhaus
1 month ago
I also had a new rune in progress, but it's very long and kind of "meaty" so... it unfortunately won't be finished or published before the con :/ Ironic, since last month's con inspired it.
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I'm also tired of people taking venting over not wanting to maintain this site as an opening into pushing me to delete it. Neocities does not take up a portion of my life. I don't devote my time to it.
This is a random thing to post at 4am but I'm having sleeping problems and this is the last thing I want to be awoken by, lol.