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emilynhoward
2 weeks ago
This is the second time today I am hearing about Flea's jazz album. It must be causing some meltdown.
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skep
2 weeks ago
Maybe this is the thing that will finally unite us? (probably not but I keep hoping something comes along)
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grumpfox
2 weeks ago
It's been fun to see how by surprise this has been taking people because as someone who doesn't find RHCP so repealing, this feels like it's been coming for a long time as he's never been quiet about his love for jazz and desire to do something in that sphere (his first instrument was the trumpet and all) - it's just been his own confidence stopping it. Been nice to see these random, kind of positive reactions to it
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grumpfox
2 weeks ago
(on the other hand I've not listened to it in full because it's jazz and therefore I know it's very much not for me)
hastiesthandiwork
2 weeks ago
the maggot brain cover made me go, "wait, is this maggot brain?" and then afterwards i went and listened to the original to remember how good it is. thanks, Flea!
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Guys, please don't send me emails pushing your worldview onto me. I'm not going to respond to them. I didn't ask.
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capyhaus
2 weeks ago
I'm also tired of people taking venting over not wanting to maintain this site as an opening into pushing me to delete it. Neocities does not take up a portion of my life. I don't devote my time to it.
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capyhaus
2 weeks ago
This is a random thing to post at 4am but I'm having sleeping problems and this is the last thing I want to be awoken by, lol.
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oopsiedoodle
3 weeks ago
Hey yes thanks for the cheers. I did find the prank funny! I don’t really believe in astrology but I do find it amusing, so fair play on riffing on the horoscopes a bit. Actually every month I try to go for a sillier, more irreverent tone, but they keep coming out sounding more serious than I intend. Maybe by December they'll be where I want them
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oopsiedoodle
3 weeks ago
(Also, I don’t know why you changed your site back. I think it looked better a few days ago.)
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myrtletribe
3 weeks ago
You make the cheers look so effortless, but i think writing a short and to-the-point piece is just as difficult as a long one! maybe even moreso!
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
The layout for my convention photo album sucks ass, but I'd rather blow my brains out than mess around with HTML. At least the Javascript galleries have a scrollbox now.
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I know I also promised a new page, but I haven't had time to finish it. I'm not the same person I was when I fell in love with Neocities 4 years ago. I have two drafts that are over 1k words and finishing either is like pushing a boulder over a hill.
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Skep has the real horoscopes this month everyone
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skep
3 weeks ago
Okay, but enjoy June's too because I'm going to feel bad if her genuinely thoughtful efforts are overshadowed by some asshole making jokes
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emilynhoward
3 weeks ago
Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.
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notesfromearth
3 weeks ago
i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO
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oopsiedoodle
3 weeks ago
oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha
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sorbier
3 weeks ago
cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope
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perplexinghodgepodge
3 weeks ago
Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.
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What do you call the ".place" part of your domain if not TLD?
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skep
4 weeks ago
Ah, I see. Yes, it's a TLD, but it's not custom. They released a whole bunch of new ones a number of years ago for more variety. They're generally not prohibitively expensive.
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So TFF didn't go very well this year, but I noticed my stickers disappeared quickly. Did you see Capy?
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Nope! I actually chose it as an oblique tribute to Jonas Grumby.