Neocities

skep

1 year ago

I don't know why my friends on here seem to think I'm capable of these weird supernatural and/or demonic acts, but my true powers aren't actually all that far off.

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pentester skep

1 year ago

Thanks for the follow! And thank you for writing about games!

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skep 1 year ago

Of course! Apparently I have a thing for mazes, who knew?

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

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skep 1 year ago

You ever start writing, and then it kind of goes off somewhere you didn't expect and it turns out way better than what was in your head at the beginning? This is that.

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

No.

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skep 1 year ago

Well obviously I didn't mean you

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readingproject 1 year ago

I start writing and then it keeps going and going, until I sense just before dinner that some Eldridge power has control of my fingers and brain, and all I can do is wrench myself from the keyboard, hoping something will make sense. Then I realise Skep is controlling me with a Ouija board from afar, and I find hope in the belief that everything will turn out way better than what was in my head at the beginning.

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readingproject 1 year ago

You mean that?

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skep 1 year ago

That's, uhh... close I guess?

asterion 1 year ago

The program on my website that allows for SVG mazes to be turned and flipped into various variants started its life as a way to automate analyzing them. Granted, I'm now working to fulfill that functionality... But that's for a future post... :)

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

blog/2025-04-21

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

blog/2025-04-19

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acetaminophriends skep

1 year ago

I don't know how serious you were, but I just figured out that the "less dry" setting is for smaller loads, so it won't take as long I pressume

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skep 1 year ago

When in doubt I'm never serious, but they still could have labeled it "small load" or something.

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acetaminophriends 1 year ago

True lol. It is an odd word choice

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skep

1 year ago

Everything sucks, but it sucks a little less at Skep's Place.

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

[Unsubstantiated Claim]

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miela583 1 year ago

Overall fine, unless you're trying to vacuum a carpet.

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

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miela583 1 year ago

I think that quote was in the edition my siblings and I read until the cover looked like it had survived several tornadoes and being hit with a car, too

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miela583 1 year ago

I don't know why that posted mid-sentence, anyway, it's a great feature idea!

skep 1 year ago

You saying that makes me realize that growing up with the 10th Anniversary Edition, just the fact that it had commentary, probably had a big influence on me.

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

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playdate/trickle-greenweed

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skep miela583

1 year ago

You're telling me I have to do this every day?? Heck with that.

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miela583 1 year ago

My thoughts seeing yours: "Yikes, can't even imagine using coherent style and presenting complete thoughts!"

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eastathenaeum 1 year ago

I call shenanigans.

skep 1 year ago

Yep, that's the kind of polish that you too can achieve with only three months worth of work.

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eastathenaeum 1 year ago

If miela583 doesn't stop copying skep's css, then I'm going to copy it too just to make a point. Now that I think about it... What video game did I play yesterday?

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miela583 1 year ago

@skep Three months! I just copy paste the Ace Attorney page over and over and copy/paste everything into it, big respect to real effort!

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skep 1 year ago

Well, "real effort" is overselling it a little.

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

index

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

i can't believe youve done this

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skep 1 year ago

I can't do your site every year, Mike.

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miela583 1 year ago

I'm dying, I did not expect to actually be surprised by any jokes today. The pixel tuna's really nice.

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skep 1 year ago

*frantically rummaging through the handful of random things I made three years ago when taking a pixel art course I picked up from a Humble Bundle* I guess the fish will do

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

blog/2025-03-25

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miela583 1 year ago

Maybe it's all for pranksters and the dry settings are just a way to convey how much static electricity it'll give your clothes.

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readingproject 1 year ago

My preferred setting scale is 'humid' to 'desiccated'. I've tried desert sands and crumbling mummy, but I wouldn't recommend them. Equally, Tsunami squall is not to be trifled with

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

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skep fruit-punch

1 year ago

Gosh your site's aesthetic is so much fun.

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

about/ad-policy

about/ai-policy

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miela583 1 year ago

Make sure to really reach for the stars when you define what that obscene amount of money for advertising is! Make the attempts at creative control from your imaginary advertisers worth it!

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skep 1 year ago

A cool 5 mil a week for a banner on the home page feels appropriate for my level of influence

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readingproject 1 year ago

You have an AI policy? You mean, I can get a review posted by 'Skep' every single week? Nay, every single day! Imagine the advertising millions I'm about to rake in!

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skep 1 year ago

...It is entirely possible that I did not thoroughly think this through.

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readingproject 1 year ago

muahahaha!

nohappynonsense 1 year ago

pro-ai? thats a no from me dog

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asterion 1 year ago

I, for one, welcome our new D.I. Overlords (and, for the record, it's not "Artificial" intelligence but "Digitial" intelligence - "Artificial" is from the perspective of humanity and not very inclusive; Just because the intelligence is non-biological in nature doesn't make it any less inferior than our own... Isn't that right, D.I. overlords?).

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skep 1 year ago

I hear you Asterion. Our own intelligence is also a construct, just a less intentional one. I'll change the verbiage in the future. Thanks!

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skep updated their site.

1 year ago

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skep 1 year ago

I guess if you're going to tell somebody to email you it might help if the link to your About page doesn't 404

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