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I don't know how serious you were, but I just figured out that the "less dry" setting is for smaller loads, so it won't take as long I pressume
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Everything sucks, but it sucks a little less at Skep's Place.
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TFF2025 went great, although I'm staying home today to decompress before I go back to work tomorrow. I left a few ads for Neocities around the hotel, I wonder how many people saw them lol
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shwintykat
6 months ago
I've thought about doing the same thing at IFC and MFF, I just need to come up with some eye catching mini-flyers to print
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hardmachine
6 months ago
I didn't bother with that, I just wrote it down on scraps of paper and in two or three sketchbooks lol! So many areas people left business cards or stickers so I hid one among them.
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I went to a convention panel about animatronics today and I have sadly learned that Chuck E. Cheese is yet another victim of the pervasive ratphobia in our society.
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hardmachine
6 months ago
I'm just fucking with you but that was my first thought when I learned the Rick Rat prototype character was never used because no one would visit a restaurant with rat in the name. 😔
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miela583
6 months ago
I think that quote was in the edition my siblings and I read until the cover looked like it had survived several tornadoes and being hit with a car, too
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skep
6 months ago
You saying that makes me realize that growing up with the 10th Anniversary Edition, just the fact that it had commentary, probably had a big influence on me.
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My magnum opus is a year old. https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/g3mlp
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hardmachine
6 months ago
This is unironically my favorite and probably my best page, I don't know if I can top this.
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hardmachine
6 months ago
That's actually what put me off from finishing the sequel, other than I put G5 on pause...
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I'm thinking about doing a nuzlocke on Pokemon SoulSilver, even though I've never played it before nor have I done a nuzlocke. I think it could make for an interesting future blog post even if I die a couple gyms in
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April 4th is World Rat Day, so I'm digging up an old page coincidentally published in the same month to spread awareness: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/ratphobia
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Real site update coming.... idk eventually
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alright, I have a new newgrounds account now. Check it out. Or not. I'm not your mom. https://paganpoets.newgrounds.com
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hubbardian
6 months ago
Your art sense of hair coloring and choice of gradient are sensitive and bold, it stands out to me. :)
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hardmachine
6 months ago
Thank you! A fun fact is MLP fanart was how I started learning to draw hair, which might explain a few things..
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When in doubt I'm never serious, but they still could have labeled it "small load" or something.
True lol. It is an odd word choice