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capstasher
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Summer 2025 will be the moment of the capstasher face reveal. I will have been in my own 9 year coma (living in the UK) and to mark that I will become a perfect replica of Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid. A Venom Snake, if you will. For that, I will train to become ripped and learn to ride a horse. Optional side quests include: getting a dog, becoming really good at shooting, travelling to Afghanistan.
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You all have the permit to mock me, unfollow and everything else if I don't pull this off by the end of summer 2025
I will also cut and dye my hair dark brown for this. I will make a photoshoot and upload it here