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hindbodes updated their site.

3 hours ago

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skep updated their site.

1 day ago

misc/lotr-cooks

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cheers/2026/07-nations

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cheers/2026/04-horoscope

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skep 1 day ago

IT IS DONE

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tofutush 1 day ago

whoa, this looks amazing!

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skep 1 day ago

Thank you <3

rusty-bytes 1 day ago

I love the look!!!!!

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maxcrunch 1 day ago

this looks so good!

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myrtletribe 1 day ago

i love it also dying at Sam's cooking entry. it sort of reminds me of neopets, very nostalgic

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harakanvarpu 1 day ago

Oooooo! Looks great!!

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oopsiedoodle 1 day ago

It looks fab! Your Eomer image is broken btw. He is totally a bean boy

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skep 1 day ago

Eomer *would* be broken.

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emilynhoward 1 day ago

Congratulations, truly impressive! Also impressive is your hairsplitting about Gollum and Smeagol being two different people.

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p7uen 1 day ago

IT'S HAPPENING!

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sorbier 1 day ago

100% on neopets, that sub yellow + full page sidebar is so pointed. i can't believe you axed vintage skep without mercy, not even an "old layouts" page, forward change is RUTHLESS

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skep 1 day ago

I thought about adding v1 as a preference toggle, but I made enough changes to the structure that it would have been difficullt to implement without doing a bunch MORE work

kunfucutsman 1 day ago

Um actually @skep 🤓☝️ Bilbo Baggins cooks his own meals, as he is shown to cook and serve meals several times, the two most prominent examples being the unexpected visit of the dwarves on The Hobbit (he had to host a 14 guest party out of nowhere), and Gandalf's bday visit at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring. Furthermore, the only known servant employed on Bag End is Sam Gangee, so no cooks for the Bagginses

kunfucutsman 1 day ago

The other's cooking habits are on point tho 👌👌 Also, I like the new look!

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skep 17 hours ago

Bah, everyone knows The Hobbit and the first chapter or so of Fellowship aren't canon.

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dicjournal 12 hours ago

This is such a cool and dynamic layout! And the subtle polka dot pattern!!

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asterion 9 hours ago

Congratulations on the release of your new look!

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hindbodes updated their site.

1 day ago

cobbledump

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bloktic updated their site.

5 days ago

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bloktic 5 days ago

40 comics later, the sequel no one wanted! Anyways, I'm going on vacation next week, so no comic. Have a good one!

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skep

5 days ago

The Skep-Sorbier collab everybody has been clamoring for is FINALLY HERE! Introducing *cross goss!*, where we do crosswords and then largely complain about them! https://crossgoss.neocities.org/

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acetaminophriends 5 days ago

Sounds like my kind of fun!

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skep updated their site.

6 days ago

cheers/2026/08-role

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cheers/2026/07-nations

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p7uen 6 days ago

I never even considered this, a lot of you guys are really good with accessibility, I must try harder.

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skep 6 days ago

Regardless of the site, there is always room to try a little harder!

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skep updated their site.

1 week ago

classics/treasureisland/16

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classics/treasureisland/17

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skep

1 week ago

The faucet replacement was annoying but not dramatic enough to write about. No crying and only one emergency trip to the hardware store.

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emilynhoward 1 week ago

We are about to have our entire siding replaced. But as I am only paying many thousands of dollars to have the work done rather than doing the work myself it will definitely not be fodder for my next novel.

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skep 1 week ago

Dang, I wanted to read that

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zerock 1 week ago

is it really even a project if you don't make at least one unplanned trip to the hardware store?

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hindbodes

1 week ago

Fuck rounded corners.

hindbodes updated their site.

1 week ago

cobbledump

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fwugresonance updated their site.

1 week ago

fwugts/fwugts

bloktic updated their site.

2 weeks ago

comic

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bloktic 2 weeks ago

Hmmm, something feels different around Neocities here...

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skep updated their site.

2 weeks ago

blog/2026/05-12

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hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

whoa what the FUCK happened to neocities?

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skep 2 weeks ago

See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised

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zerock 2 weeks ago

RED ALERT: THEY HAVE OPENED THE CSS FILE

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sorbier 1 week ago

skep, is your site redesign done? sadly looks weird on my phone ):

skep 1 week ago

Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)

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hastiesthandiwork 1 week ago

looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg

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skep 1 week ago

I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3

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skep 1 week ago

> skepmobile.jpg Somebody get on designing the Skepmobile

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sorbier 1 week ago

incredible flex, hastiest

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sorbier 1 week ago

https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3224.PNG https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3225.PNG

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skep 1 week ago

Ah, I see, I see. Well, beats me.

skep 1 week ago

I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.

skep

2 weeks ago

Bathroom faucet needs replaced.

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absolutely-divine 2 weeks ago

i used this tutorial when mine broke: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cFlar1jv3lIMFAwM

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skep 2 weeks ago

Those are the same instructions I followed to replace the kitchen sink and it took a day and a half

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zerock 2 weeks ago

just move to a new house tbh

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miela583 2 weeks ago

You should get a really ostentatious one, especially if it matches the vibe of absolutely nothing else in your home. Then you can enter the King of Faucets tournament. It's pretty exclusive, but I think you could talk your way into an invite.

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skep 2 weeks ago

Do the judges travel to each contestant's house for that, or do I have to take my countertop somewhere like they do for dog shows?

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miela583 2 weeks ago

You do have to take your countertop around to places, but the tournament organizers will give you a free utility trailer.

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skep 2 weeks ago

Sounds like Skep figured out how to score one free utility trailer.

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asterion 2 weeks ago

Good luck.

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bloktic

2 weeks ago

Ugh. Did that thing again where I accidently overwrote an earlier version of this week's comic over the newer one, thus completely undoing all my work on it today.

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bloktic updated their site.

3 weeks ago

comic

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bloktic

3 weeks ago

Sorry for the late comic, trying to get it out tomorrow. Still trying to get back into the weekly comic flow.

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skep updated their site.

3 weeks ago

misc/the-king

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skep 3 weeks ago

Thanks to herzogzwei for the inspiration and photos, go follow - https://neocities.org/site/herzogzwei

hastiesthandiwork 3 weeks ago

too long can you make a tik tok about this instead

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skep 3 weeks ago

No

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hastiesthandiwork 3 weeks ago

a tweet will do, then. thanks, Skep!

skep 3 weeks ago

*tweets link to page*

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overclockworked 3 weeks ago

Going to dollar stores and seeing this kind of thing irl is a one of a kind experience. Last time I went to one I saw a minions t-shirt that said "LE BUDDIES" in big bold letters, an Elsa doll labelled "Diversity Princess", and in the card games section I found the sequel to Uno; Dos. Left the store disoriented and confused and feeling like I just visited another dimension, would recommend.

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kunfucutsman 3 weeks ago

I agree with you, Giovanni's outfit goes HARD

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skep 3 weeks ago

I will not hear a bad word about Giovanni. Legend.

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p7uen 3 weeks ago

The

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emilynhoward 3 weeks ago

I will commit to life with 3000% PASSION.

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rusty-bytes 3 weeks ago

This is amazing, it's giving when Spongebob had to write his essay and wrote THE

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herzogzwei 3 weeks ago

incredible work, i didn't even notice the bottom hem was sewm on backwards until you pointed it out... and i've seen a sweatshirt similar to the weed-flavored ramen one before, but it was just plain chicken. long live giovanni, the king

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oopsiedoodle 3 weeks ago

Something tells me this isn’t the first indignant speech you’ve made about the peeing Calvin stickers

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