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cidoku

7 months ago

My site now works in Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape 3 (except for PNGs). I'm absolutely insane

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misterdizzy 7 months ago

In case a confused time traveler surfs by

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cidoku 7 months ago

do you reckon time travelers from the past would bring their 486s with them?

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capstasher cidoku

7 months ago

The heirs of the Cidoku fortune will wage eternal war to the heirs of the capstasher fortune for generations over Sealand claims. War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of sea battles, fought by Neocities mercenaries and vintage computers. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.

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cidoku 7 months ago

War becomes routine...

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cidoku updated The Cidoku Network

7 months ago

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capstasher 7 months ago

Sadly, Count Cidoku, Lord capstasher is in fact that self centered. I plan to, later on in life, talk to heraldry experts and design my own coat of arms for my future family. I want to family lore that my sons shall carry down through the ages

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cidoku 7 months ago

Actually, that's an excellent reason to want your own coat of arms. I'm feeling just a bit self-centered now.

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capstasher 7 months ago

Craft a family lore* I'm sorry, i'm drunk

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capstasher 7 months ago

Or, as we say in Romanian "sunt muci" ("i'm snot" to translate it)

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cidoku 7 months ago

Also cheers for calling me Count, LOL

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tapeykatt updated Tapeykatt's website

8 months ago

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cidoku

8 months ago

My new flash movie is almost done but, damn, I'm useless at drawing backgrounds

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capstasher 8 months ago

They have to be vector drawings in flash?

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cidoku 8 months ago

They can be vectors or bitmaps, it doesn't matter. But Flash is a vector drawing program; bitmaps have to be imported, so I don't really use them too much

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tapeykatt updated Tapeykatt's website

8 months ago

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cidoku updated The Cidoku Network

8 months ago

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capstasher cidoku

8 months ago

Either way what I'm saying, Cidoku, is you should totally buy a title from Sealand. The reason I am Lord capstasher, is because someone I once knew bought me one of those fake Scottish lordships, and its amazing to have. Pull a Lord Miles and add it on your bank card

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cidoku 8 months ago

I will become Count Cidoku of Sealand someday, just you wait

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capstasher cidoku

8 months ago

My history with Sealand goes back a long way! The summer of 2017 and the little documented 4chan Space Program (of which I think I am the only one to hold any remains of)

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cidoku 8 months ago

Tell me more...

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capstasher 8 months ago

Back in the old days, someone on the science board came up with the idea of making an amateur rocket group, with the name of "4chan Space Program"

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graybox 8 months ago

>"4chan Space Program" uhm.. WHAT?!

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capstasher 8 months ago

A few autists assembled together a Discord server for it, and the work started. I ran the propaganda department, making posters, and discussing plans with the other members.

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capstasher 8 months ago

Eventually, we reached the idea that we ought to start with a balloon, as research into amateur rocketship proved it to be an expensive endeavour

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capstasher 8 months ago

So okay, balloon it is. But we ought to make it in such a way we can earn money for the next stage of the program

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capstasher 8 months ago

So what would earn money? A sponsorship! How do we get a sponsorship? By livestreaming from onboard the balloon! But what could we stream other than the outside? Now that got us thinking

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capstasher 8 months ago

What would we put inside to make the stream engaging? It has to be something very 4chan specific.... A swastika? Nah, that would bar us from the sponsorship. (But wouldnt being a group of 4channers also block us from a sponsorship? Not necesarrily! Not if they didn't know >:] You see, 4CSP would, internally, stand for 4chan Space Program, but externally we would claim it to be 4 Corners Space Program)

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capstasher 8 months ago

(obviously, this would be to "represent just how diverse we are as a group, being from all the 4 corners of the world". Absolute bull)

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capstasher 8 months ago

Okay, so what do we put inside if not a swastika? Well, a frog of course! Lets make this /sci/entific >8 )

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capstasher 8 months ago

We shall track the vitals of the frog throughout the balloon flight! Lets say its a study of how altitude affects amphibians or something of the sort, we'll justify it post-hoc, it would just be cool to send a frog into space.

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flying-with-quills 8 months ago

@cap that's amazing

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capstasher 8 months ago

I was the opinion this would go catastrophically wrong (even made a poster to show it: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-1.jpg ) but fuck it, it would be crazy if we could pull this off!

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capstasher 8 months ago

Okay, we got out plan. Some of our guys started designing models of the pressursed chamber to be taken up by the balloon ( https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-2.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-3.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-4.PNG )

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capstasher 8 months ago

Engineering department was hard at work! Meanwhile, our outreach team started brainstorming a very important question: Where do we even launch this from? Why, Sealand of course! So our outreach leader reaches out to Prince Regent Michael Bates. And we heard back! Sadly the last email in the chain i have is what our response was to their response: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-5.jpg

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capstasher 8 months ago

Sadly, Sealand never replied after that. That was the end of our only location possibility. And slowly, as the amazing Sealand plan died, interest slowly started dying too. We had a mascot! By my own design as well! Her name was Stella (no relation to the beer). She was featured on the very first 4CSP poster! And do please keep in mind, I was like 15 when i made this in Picsart on my ANTIQUE Android

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cidoku 8 months ago

So Prince Michael agreed? LMAO. Not a lot of people even can go to Sealand; you guys journeying there when you aren't "influencers" or with the news would have been such a story to tell. I don't have such lofty ambitions as you had, but adventure calls you know.

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capstasher 8 months ago

Here it is: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-6.png

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capstasher 8 months ago

And I liked the concept behind this poster so much, that i re-did it in 2022! https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-7.png Here it is on it's own, and here's the side by side progression: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-8.png

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capstasher 8 months ago

There's other bits and bobs leftover from this, but this is about as much of the story itself that I recall. It was 7 years ago. I might make a page to document this all. End of tale for now, dear friends

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cidoku 8 months ago

Yes, definitely do document it, please. For the fun of it.

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capstasher 8 months ago

Some last things left are: I actually got the specific patch Stella has on the 2022 poster, specifically to sew it on a blue hoodie. Her t-shirt is supposed to be a parody of Atari, called Atree, with the kanji for tree above it, as it was similar to the Atari logo

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keltokel 8 months ago

I really enjoyed eavesdropping on this thread.

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graybox 8 months ago

golly goodness, that's amazing.

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tapeykatt

8 months ago

Added some music to the homepage (not the index)

cidoku

8 months ago

My site is now 50% more compatible with Netscape 4. Time travelers, beware

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dc-blog 8 months ago

As of now, my personal website works almost perfectly with or without the CSS. As for Venith, it's even better as it truly works without CSS in any capacity (and on the homepage, it uses well-crafted tables so it's not even bunched up together despite no CSS).

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satyrwoud 8 months ago

My website is an elaborate trap to destroy time travellers’ computers with CSS features so new that my own daily driver doesn’t support them yet. This is not a place of honour.

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cidoku 8 months ago

@satyrwoud If your site hasn't seen any time travelers lately then maybe your deviousness is working

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cidoku bishoujo-ff

8 months ago

Hello! Thanks for following me.

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bishoujo-ff 7 months ago

Thanks for checking out my site!

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tapeykatt updated Tapeykatt's website

8 months ago

tapeykatt studiocill

8 months ago

Thanks for the follow!

cidoku updated The Cidoku Network

8 months ago

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tapeykatt knightzone

8 months ago

Thanks for the follow!

knightzone 7 months ago

You're welcome! I also added your button!

cidoku updated The Cidoku Network

8 months ago

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angeleyesprings 8 months ago

This is my favorite tutorial on sewing custom plushies --> https://www.deviantart.com/diffeomorphism/art/So-you-want-to-make-plushies-A-beginner-s-guide-423683194 , it might get tedious handsewing them tho! Maybe you would like crosstitching or embroidery as well?

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cidoku 8 months ago

@angeleyesprings Thank you for the link, Amy! As for crosstitching and embroidery, I think that if I do start making dolls, maybe I'll eventually need those skills for the clothing as well... wish me luck

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tapeykatt michaelmjd

8 months ago

Epik

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tapeykatt updated Tapeykatt's website

8 months ago

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cidoku

8 months ago

My mascot Shirogami travels around the world using my website's button.

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