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the-simple-site updated The Simple Site

5 months ago

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The Simple Site

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connor7000

5 months ago

HAPPY NEW YEARS! My resolution is to delete my website

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petyou 5 months ago

dont go!

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rbuchanan 5 months ago

I hope you won't! It's nice :)

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skep updated Skep's Place

5 months ago

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

5 months ago

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soloppsprang updated Soloppsprang

5 months ago

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skep updated Skep's Place

5 months ago

links.html

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miela583 5 months ago

If someone finds your blog in the Ark of the Covenant, I hope they at least get to read the bearded dragon noir before their face melts.

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skep 5 months ago

...Uh oh. I miscalculated. How am I supposed to receive validation if anybody who reads my work is struck down by the fury of god?

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miela583 5 months ago

Au contraire! It's the rare webmaster who has their work protected by the fury of god. It's an honor! ...Bad for readership, though.

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skep 5 months ago

Better add a disclaimer just to be safe.

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skep

5 months ago

Going to quit my job and dedicate myself to my personal hobby website with narrow appeal and no avenue toward profitability to speak of

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

right there with ya pal, now get out of my even narrower lane

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skep 5 months ago

We are now business rivals and I must either destroy you or be destroyed by you. There is no other way.

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skep 5 months ago

Or if you want to acquire Skep's Place in a billion-dollar merger I could be okay with that too

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

i choose radical destruction of my own business, instead

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skep 5 months ago

...Hooray I win!

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

we shall see, we shall see

empeethree dann

5 months ago

thinking of you! I love this site!!!!

dann 5 months ago

Appreciate it!

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empeethree 4 months ago

yeah man, I love you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

connor7000 tangymorningglory

5 months ago

what is morning glory when can we expect to read it

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jasonbunny 4 months ago

Jan 1 2030

empeethree

5 months ago

hope you had a good Christmas! because Christmas is also the birthday of Louis Chevrolet, a historical figure I honor!

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empeethree 5 months ago

I gotta say, Suzanne also happens to be the name of the wife of this Louis Chevrolet guy we speak of. I might come off as a broken record saying that the name Suzanne is a variant of Susan, but that random fact should be obvious by now, and besides, I thought I'd repeat that fun fact, because the name Jesus adds up to the same number the letters of Susan add up to, 74. And also, Christmas is the birthday of Jesus.

empeethree 5 months ago

and to add to what I was saying, I can also explain this "letters as numbers" math behind this: 19+21+19+1+14 (Susan, a variant of Suzanne)..... 20+5+19+21+19 (Jesus, shares a birthday with Louis Chevrolet, which is Christmas Day)

empeethree

5 months ago

hope you had a good Christmas!

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hardmachine

5 months ago

I deleted today's update because it was literally housekeeping (fixing typos and bad grammar on old pages), but I forgot I added a new little dude on the capybara shrine: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/shrine/capybara#fictional

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hardmachine 5 months ago

I'd be lying if I said the capy didn't tempt me to buy this game on sale, but I am not a poker fan. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1912420/Sunshine_Shuffle/

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

5 months ago

runes/wondershowzen.html

runes/problemsolverz.html

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hardmachine 5 months ago

Here's my big lump of coal for all the adult children on Christmas.

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americasdecline 5 months ago

omg I recognize some of these clips from social media, but I assumed they were recent edgy social media fodder. I never would heave guessed they came from a show from the early 2000s! great read and I'd be interested to check out the show!! is it streaming anywhere?

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hardmachine 5 months ago

I watched it on archive.org but it's on Paramount+!

sakana 5 months ago

I adore Wonder Showzen and kinda treasure how hard I had to work to grab crunchy, disparate clips of the show from across the internet because it wasn't airing/licensed in Australia but all my American friends watched it. "Celebrate Our Differences" sometimes pops into my head lol.

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1964 5 months ago

I saw this show on the TV guide so many times and never watched it. I'm missing out... thank you for the write up. The second you said Xavier Renegade Angel, I knew I need to see this.

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hardmachine 5 months ago

I haven't even seen Xavier: Renegade Angel, I just know I have to now...

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isaacmcintyre updated Maddox: Unfunny Hack Who Steals Jokes, or J...

5 months ago

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Maddox: Unfunny Hack Who Steals Jokes, or Just an Unfunny Hack?

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skep updated Skep's Place

5 months ago

games/2024q4.html

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skep 5 months ago

Nothing to see here, just fixing an image extension I forgot this morning, move on, go check out Unicursal Maze Research or something

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eastathenaeum 5 months ago

Nah, I'm going to stare at it at judge it first, and then I'll go check out Asterion.

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skep 5 months ago

Eh, deal.

skep

5 months ago

Today at Skep's Place, we learn the value of .jpg compression and come to understand that maybe you don't need to save images as .png 100% of the time regardless of circumstance.

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skep updated Skep's Place

5 months ago

games/2024q4.html

games/index.html

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skep 5 months ago

Is 15 MB too much image on one page? Should I think about compressing those?

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

15MB is larger than my entire site

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skep 5 months ago

...Maybe I'll consider thumbnails

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asterion 5 months ago

My entire site is less than 2 MB (and I'm looking into ways to get more compression).

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skep 5 months ago

Asterion you are madness personified and I'm here for it.

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eastathenaeum 5 months ago

Really it's not too big, but it might create a loading issue for some people. You can try opening it in MS paint and resaving as the same file type without any editing, sometimes that cuts down on space for whatever reason. Saving as PNG is pretty good about preserving quality and cutting down on size too.

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a-notes 5 months ago

for what 15 mb?!!!!

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connor7000 updated concon.soy

5 months ago

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no56 updated №56

5 months ago

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skep iandanielo

5 months ago

As someone who does his game updates every quarter instead of every month, I have definitely gotten in the habit of jotting my thoughts down as I go instead of waiting until the end. You know. Mostly.

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