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skep
7 months ago
You ever start writing, and then it kind of goes off somewhere you didn't expect and it turns out way better than what was in your head at the beginning? This is that.
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readingproject
7 months ago
I start writing and then it keeps going and going, until I sense just before dinner that some Eldridge power has control of my fingers and brain, and all I can do is wrench myself from the keyboard, hoping something will make sense. Then I realise Skep is controlling me with a Ouija board from afar, and I find hope in the belief that everything will turn out way better than what was in my head at the beginning.
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asterion
7 months ago
The program on my website that allows for SVG mazes to be turned and flipped into various variants started its life as a way to automate analyzing them. Granted, I'm now working to fulfill that functionality... But that's for a future post... :)
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My favorite episode of a very important TV show aired on MTV2 20 years ago. https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/wondershowzen.html
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Fire Emblem turns 35 today, and I coincidentally played the first game 5 months ago. https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/fe1
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hardmachine
8 months ago
Shout out to my stupid ass for not noticing a glaring typo that was there since November until noon today.
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I don't know how serious you were, but I just figured out that the "less dry" setting is for smaller loads, so it won't take as long I pressume
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skep
8 months ago
When in doubt I'm never serious, but they still could have labeled it "small load" or something.
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Everything sucks, but it sucks a little less at Skep's Place.
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TFF2025 went great, although I'm staying home today to decompress before I go back to work tomorrow. I left a few ads for Neocities around the hotel, I wonder how many people saw them lol
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shwintykat
8 months ago
I've thought about doing the same thing at IFC and MFF, I just need to come up with some eye catching mini-flyers to print
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hardmachine
8 months ago
I didn't bother with that, I just wrote it down on scraps of paper and in two or three sketchbooks lol! So many areas people left business cards or stickers so I hid one among them.
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I went to a convention panel about animatronics today and I have sadly learned that Chuck E. Cheese is yet another victim of the pervasive ratphobia in our society.
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hardmachine
8 months ago
I'm just fucking with you but that was my first thought when I learned the Rick Rat prototype character was never used because no one would visit a restaurant with rat in the name. 😔
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miela583
8 months ago
I think that quote was in the edition my siblings and I read until the cover looked like it had survived several tornadoes and being hit with a car, too
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skep
8 months ago
You saying that makes me realize that growing up with the 10th Anniversary Edition, just the fact that it had commentary, probably had a big influence on me.
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Of course! Apparently I have a thing for mazes, who knew?