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goeshard

4 hours ago

I notice sometimes peoples statuses are posted on the global activity feed. But there's no way it's showing every status on the site; there's too few.

goeshard updated goeshard.org on neocities

4 hours ago

mirror/2026/03/02/the-crying-orc/index.html

mirror/2026/02/27/site-mirror-now-available-on-neocities/index.html

goeshard updated goeshard.org on neocities

3 days ago

mirror/2026/02/27/site-mirror-now-available-on-neocities/index.html

skep updated Skep’s Place

3 days ago

misc/cake.html

misc/index.html

Skep’s Place

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miela583 3 days ago

I'm glad you tried and didn't hate it! Do you have any slightly less common dessert recommendations for people?

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oopsiedoodle 3 days ago

It never in this world would have occurred to me that the cake itself should be coconut flavored. Also, a wedge-shaped slice from a square-shaped cake. Interesting.

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emilynhoward 3 days ago

I was a little SKEPtical, you might say, that this whole thing was worth following through on, but you won me over. You did not convince me to buy this cake, though.

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americasdecline 3 days ago

congratulations on your future pulitzer for investigative reporting. this was fascinating lmao.

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skep 3 days ago

@Miela I mostly just eat baking chocolate. But I also steal all the Rip Van Stroopwafels from work.

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skep 3 days ago

@June You just slice the square pizza-style, as the side flap helpfully demonstrates. Believe me, I was going to complain about the image on the front of the box at first too.

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skep 3 days ago

@Emily So what I'm hearing is that you have no faith in my abilities. That's okay, me neither.

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skep 3 days ago

@Decline I bet those bastards snub me again this year.

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hastiesthandiwork 3 days ago

now this is content

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zerock 2 days ago

content? no, this is art

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notesfromearth 2 days ago

we love skep for always being open to the whims of the neocities community (radioactive button, potluck etc.)

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p7uen 2 days ago

Mary Berry would like a word with Mr. Farm about his flavourless sponge: https://maryberrycooks.co.uk/mary-berry-coconut-cake/

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hastiesthandiwork 2 days ago

art? no, this is cake

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skep 2 days ago

@Vúi <3

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skep 2 days ago

@p7uen ...Great, I'm going to have to make this now, aren't I

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goeshard

4 days ago

I have some new features planned for my site but I'm too lazy to do them. One day.

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americasdecline 4 days ago

I'm right there with you! I take solace in the fact that part of the point of personal sites and the small web is to release the pressure of social media to always be on. Create when you're inspired! And find comfort in the fact that your site is already so cool!!

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skep hastiesthandiwork

4 days ago

This all seems like an elaborate ruse to get Skep to update his long-neglected Links page.

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hastiesthandiwork 4 days ago

7 years of planning, precognition, and subterfuge; fulfilled.

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skep 3 days ago

You have to respect the effort.

goeshard updated goeshard.org on neocities

4 days ago

mirror/2026/02/26/sanctus-dominus-deus-sabaoth/index.html

skep

4 days ago

..."Soon", of course, being heavily dependent on when I can actually motivate myself to sit down and write something.

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brachypelmide 4 days ago

mood

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myrtletribe 4 days ago

the eternal struggle

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maxcrunch 4 days ago

relatable

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goeshard updated goeshard.org on neocities

5 days ago

mirror/2026/02/24/the-great-way-is-not-difficult/index.html

goeshard 5 days ago

Nice, the screenshot bot follows my redirect. So you can get notified of my updates offsite here from now on :)

goeshard

6 days ago

I'm going to try to start using Neocities more often to plug my stuff. More on that tomorrow probably.

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oldkidz-newblockz 6 days ago

yay

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vhsmaronite 6 days ago

Thanks for checking on my site! The blogs are meant to be seperate from the articles, but that may change in the future. Good looking out.

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skep

1 week ago

Soon https://skep.place/images/coconut-cake.jpg

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skep 1 week ago

Cameo appearance by the kitchen sink

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zerock 1 week ago

you had better be sharing with the rest of the class

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skep 1 week ago

As long as the rest of the class doesn't number more than 7 and they're okay with the smallest slices of cake known to man

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harakanvarpu 1 week ago

Ooo I've never had coconut cake... that looks like marengue fluff 👀 Also I like the yellow duckie in the background.

sorbier 1 week ago

am i remembering right that you had issues with the kitchen sink?

skep 1 week ago

That is putting it mildly

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ghostscape 1 week ago

~Coconut lovers unite!~

sorbier 1 week ago

then this picture represents two triumphs

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bloktic

2 weeks ago

It seems I have reached 100k page views! Wow! At this rate, I'll reach 1 million in about 50 years!

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bloktic updated Bloktic's Domain

2 weeks ago

games/index.html

comic/index.html

comic/characters/index.html

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bloktic 2 weeks ago

8 new character cards and MECObot status update!

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bloktic

2 weeks ago

Turns out writing descriptions of characters that were originally just backgrounders takes a while. Character cards will be out sometime this weekend.

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skep jsnlxndrlv

3 weeks ago

Wow, somebody's actually reading through my manic Eleventy recap. I still largely have very little idea what I'm doing, but if there's anything you're curious about you're welcome to shoot me an email!

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goeshard rss-list

3 weeks ago

Hey I like your site. Mine is https://goeshard.org (my neocities is a portal). I started on neocities but branched out as I had more ideas. No NSFW. Here is the feed https://goeshard.org/rss.xml for tags you can do blog, programmer, hacker, community, and variety ... If you add me I'll add links back to your page as well :)

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goeshard 3 weeks ago

there's also this button https://board.goeshard.org/static/images/button-88-31.3b39bc79220a.png

rss-list 3 weeks ago

I'll get you in the next update!

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goeshard 2 weeks ago

No rush, can't work on a website all the time :)

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rss-list 2 weeks ago

Says you!

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bloktic updated Bloktic's Domain

3 weeks ago

comic/index.html

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bloktic 3 weeks ago

Epic lore dump soon. But first, character cards! Next week!

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skep

3 weeks ago

I guess I'm buying some Pepperidge Farm Frozen Coconut Layer Cake.

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skep 3 weeks ago

The grocery store was sold out this week though.

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

some What

oopsiedoodle 3 weeks ago

hahaha yes!

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miela583 3 weeks ago

You're saving yourself from your next potluck being coconut cake only.

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skep 3 weeks ago

Well now that you've said it it's going to be anyway.

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rusty-bytes 3 weeks ago

a man of culture

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skep updated Skep’s Place

3 weeks ago

tiger-tracks/05-nice-moist.html

tiger-tracks/04-lunch.html

tiger-tracks/index.html

Skep’s Place

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oopsiedoodle 3 weeks ago

I don’t know who cut the cake but I’m here to say that coconut cake is delicious and that fact cannot possibly be considered offbeat

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skep 3 weeks ago

If not for this comic I'm not sure I would know that coconut cake was a thing that existed

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miela583 3 weeks ago

I know this wasn't the point of the essay, but do they not sell peppridge farm frozen coconut cakes in your area? The thought haunted me even after closing Neocities.

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oopsiedoodle 3 weeks ago

That’s exactly the cake I was thinking of. Admittedly it’s not representative of all coconut cakes, but I remember loving it as a kid. I haven’t had one in years though

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p7uen 3 weeks ago

I'm all for coconut cake but come on this is a party not a coffee morning!

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skep updated Skep’s Place

4 weeks ago

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skep 4 weeks ago

Restructured my blog folders, hope nothing breaks, I shouldn't upload major site changes moments before I have to put bread in the oven

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emilynhoward 4 weeks ago

Years ago for Christmas, my mom gave me a giant pasta bowl. Like, I am pretty sure it would take two pounds of dried pasta cooked to fill this bowl and it certainly didn't fit anywhere in my kitchen. So I decided it was a cat bowl and put it on my coffee table. After a few weeks of hesitation, one of my cats got in it and it has been a cat bowl ever since.

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skep 4 weeks ago

Amazing.

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