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i think any tomato sauce from a can is just the base for a good sauce, you gotta add the onions and whatnot to make it the way you want
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I have an art upload update in progress, I'm honestly debating on taking the current galleries offline so I can finally try lightbox 😭
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hardmachine
1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAND I don't think I'm cut out for this, I like the layout I made for this page but I might use nanogallery again even if I don't like it u_u
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I've finally had the time to dive into some of your coverage (Beep Boop Bitcoin, Moe Era, Tamara). Everything is wild and what you're doing is criminally underrated.
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Are you by any chance a member of the Traffic Cone Preservation Society (trafficcone.com)? I would think a collaborative study between top experts would advance knowledge in the field tenfold.
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skep
1 year ago
(I am just as surprised now to find out this site still exists as I was surprised to find circa 2005 that typing trafficcone.com into the URL bar actually yielded a hit)
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conespiracy
1 year ago
equally surprised at its existence! will reach out to strike agreements, or at least a truce, if possible! it's nice to know we're not alone with the whole cone thing X)
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What's the source for that funky music used in Save My Neocity?
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hardmachine
1 year ago
I kind of hate this new way Neocities shows updates... wondering if I should get off my ass and make that RSS feed...
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hardmachine
1 year ago
New page is now obscured after I edited the links page. Here: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/orderapizza
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vivarism
1 year ago
Loving these drive by reviews. Order A Pizza seems funny and dark and interesting... I'll keep it in mind!
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hardmachine
1 year ago
Nothing new tonight besides reuploading versions of pages with relative links, I'm still having issues with VSC but I can at least view the offline .html files in browser. Just not the program's live preview for some reason.
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vivarism
1 year ago
I'm glad we found a workaround at least!!! Wish I knew what was up with the live preview... maybe you could ask the people who made the extension.
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your entire website gives off 💀💀💀💀 energy, realest stuff ever
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ive just realized i dont actually know what that green thingy is... is it a pig with a green ski-mask and a devious grin?
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vivarism
1 year ago
mfw i realise the puzzle puppers email was not in fact a super special hardmachine sneak peek... ._. i still enjoyed reading the review, though. as always your sense of humour is amazing, you never fail to make me smile
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hardmachine
1 year ago
Sorry!!! It was very very new so it was close enough, my other WIPs are half-finished and not presentable u_u
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I've asked this before but if anyone knows how to make relative paths display in VSC... let me know because I am so lost even when I have an offline copy of my site on a different drive 😭
hardmachine
1 year ago
I'm trying to read about it but I plan on removing absolute paths from pages even if I can't see them offline (but can when it's uploaded, somehow) because this was on my to-do list...
vivarism
1 year ago
E-mail me some screenies of your code and file structure? I know we can solve it together!
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For canned sauce, 100% agree. The jarred stuff though, gets a little fuzzy. Some of them have the onions and whatnots in there already, some don't. But they're all called "tomato sauce".
This is all a conspiracy by Big Tomato Sauce to turn us against one another, I just know it
oh ya the jars are another level. i keep my expectations low and assume i'll be addin to it. we cant let the conflict of sauces boil over and get between us, this is a slow n steady, simmer all sunday kinda saauce
Aaah so what you're suggesting is that the sauce is a metaphor for life, it's better to put your own flavor into it than to just pick one off the shelf. Very wise. I'm still going to just use the jarred stuff for my spaghetti though because I am pretty lazy.
i like sauce
spaghetti and jar sauce is a mandatory vibe sometimes