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soloppsprang updated Soloppsprang

10 months ago

strikk.html

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skep updated Skep’s Place

10 months ago

links.html

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miela583 10 months ago

If someone finds your blog in the Ark of the Covenant, I hope they at least get to read the bearded dragon noir before their face melts.

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skep 10 months ago

...Uh oh. I miscalculated. How am I supposed to receive validation if anybody who reads my work is struck down by the fury of god?

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miela583 10 months ago

Au contraire! It's the rare webmaster who has their work protected by the fury of god. It's an honor! ...Bad for readership, though.

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skep 10 months ago

Better add a disclaimer just to be safe.

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skep

10 months ago

Going to quit my job and dedicate myself to my personal hobby website with narrow appeal and no avenue toward profitability to speak of

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

right there with ya pal, now get out of my even narrower lane

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skep 10 months ago

We are now business rivals and I must either destroy you or be destroyed by you. There is no other way.

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skep 10 months ago

Or if you want to acquire Skep's Place in a billion-dollar merger I could be okay with that too

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

i choose radical destruction of my own business, instead

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skep 10 months ago

...Hooray I win!

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

we shall see, we shall see

empeethree dann

10 months ago

thinking of you! I love this site!!!!

dann 10 months ago

Appreciate it!

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empeethree 10 months ago

yeah man, I love you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

connor7000 tangymorningglory

10 months ago

what is morning glory when can we expect to read it

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jasonbunny 10 months ago

Jan 1 2030

empeethree

10 months ago

hope you had a good Christmas! because Christmas is also the birthday of Louis Chevrolet, a historical figure I honor!

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empeethree 10 months ago

I gotta say, Suzanne also happens to be the name of the wife of this Louis Chevrolet guy we speak of. I might come off as a broken record saying that the name Suzanne is a variant of Susan, but that random fact should be obvious by now, and besides, I thought I'd repeat that fun fact, because the name Jesus adds up to the same number the letters of Susan add up to, 74. And also, Christmas is the birthday of Jesus.

empeethree 10 months ago

and to add to what I was saying, I can also explain this "letters as numbers" math behind this: 19+21+19+1+14 (Susan, a variant of Suzanne)..... 20+5+19+21+19 (Jesus, shares a birthday with Louis Chevrolet, which is Christmas Day)

empeethree

10 months ago

hope you had a good Christmas!

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hardmachine

10 months ago

I deleted today's update because it was literally housekeeping (fixing typos and bad grammar on old pages), but I forgot I added a new little dude on the capybara shrine: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/shrine/capybara#fictional

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hardmachine 10 months ago

I'd be lying if I said the capy didn't tempt me to buy this game on sale, but I am not a poker fan. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1912420/Sunshine_Shuffle/

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

10 months ago

runes/wondershowzen.html

runes/problemsolverz.html

runes/index.html

HARDMACHINE

links.html

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hardmachine 10 months ago

Here's my big lump of coal for all the adult children on Christmas.

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americasdecline 10 months ago

omg I recognize some of these clips from social media, but I assumed they were recent edgy social media fodder. I never would heave guessed they came from a show from the early 2000s! great read and I'd be interested to check out the show!! is it streaming anywhere?

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hardmachine 10 months ago

I watched it on archive.org but it's on Paramount+!

sakana 10 months ago

I adore Wonder Showzen and kinda treasure how hard I had to work to grab crunchy, disparate clips of the show from across the internet because it wasn't airing/licensed in Australia but all my American friends watched it. "Celebrate Our Differences" sometimes pops into my head lol.

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1964 10 months ago

I saw this show on the TV guide so many times and never watched it. I'm missing out... thank you for the write up. The second you said Xavier Renegade Angel, I knew I need to see this.

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hardmachine 10 months ago

I haven't even seen Xavier: Renegade Angel, I just know I have to now...

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isaacmcintyre updated isaacmcintyre.neocities.org - being an unfu...

10 months ago

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isaacmcintyre.neocities.org - being an unfunny loser since 2009

christmas/index.html

christmas/2024/index.html

skep updated Skep’s Place

10 months ago

games/2024q4.html

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skep 10 months ago

Nothing to see here, just fixing an image extension I forgot this morning, move on, go check out Unicursal Maze Research or something

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eastathenaeum 10 months ago

Nah, I'm going to stare at it at judge it first, and then I'll go check out Asterion.

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skep 10 months ago

Eh, deal.

skep

10 months ago

Today at Skep's Place, we learn the value of .jpg compression and come to understand that maybe you don't need to save images as .png 100% of the time regardless of circumstance.

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skep updated Skep’s Place

10 months ago

games/2024q4.html

games/index.html

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skep 10 months ago

Is 15 MB too much image on one page? Should I think about compressing those?

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

15MB is larger than my entire site

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skep 10 months ago

...Maybe I'll consider thumbnails

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asterion 10 months ago

My entire site is less than 2 MB (and I'm looking into ways to get more compression).

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skep 10 months ago

Asterion you are madness personified and I'm here for it.

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eastathenaeum 10 months ago

Really it's not too big, but it might create a loading issue for some people. You can try opening it in MS paint and resaving as the same file type without any editing, sometimes that cuts down on space for whatever reason. Saving as PNG is pretty good about preserving quality and cutting down on size too.

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a-notes 10 months ago

for what 15 mb?!!!!

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connor7000 updated concon.soy

10 months ago

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no56 updated №56

10 months ago

links/index.html

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skep iandanielo

10 months ago

As someone who does his game updates every quarter instead of every month, I have definitely gotten in the habit of jotting my thoughts down as I go instead of waiting until the end. You know. Mostly.

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

10 months ago

HARDMACHINE

art/2020original.html

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hardmachine 10 months ago

THE NEW ART GALLERY IS UP!!! Now it's the OC pages that are TBA...

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hardmachine 10 months ago

I realize this layout is kind of a nightmare for galleries with a lot of images, which is why I added instructions... 😭

skep updated Skep’s Place

10 months ago

blog/2024-12-21.html

blog/index.html

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miela583 10 months ago

That’s top tier box labeling, the word “surprise” adds a lot.

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skep 10 months ago

The way we eventually get rid of these things is to just leave the box somewhere for somebody else to find. Keep the tradition alive.

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ghostscape 10 months ago

I recently unpacked my Surprise Skull (not real), a skull (fake) ornament I found in a student house and adopted years ago. My partner hates it.

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skep 10 months ago

That is one of the sacrifices you have to make when you choose to cohabitate with somebody, is that you also have to accept their decor.

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americasdecline 10 months ago

omg a yuletide miracle!

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

10 months ago

shrine/capybara.html

runes/feanime.html

runes/moshimonsters.html

about.html

links.html

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hardmachine 10 months ago

I have a new page that's 70%-80% done, but I decided to postpone publishing until Christmas. Instead I added more meat to the Moshi Monsters review since the movie turns 11 today.

hardmachine 10 months ago

I have no idea why the responsive Youtube embeds are so small, by the way. Fixing the CSS doesn't help much.

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sakana 10 months ago

Your capybara page really takes me back, and I love the gallery of your artwork. In 2022-21 I worked at a zoo that had one (name of Sophia). She was very old and her companion who she was very bonded with passed away, but she didn't end up liking the new male they brought for her. I liked watching her get fed by the keepers because she'd flop onto her side when she was being petted.

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sakana 10 months ago

Recalling this made me investigate and learn she passed away a few months ago... understandable, she was ancient. RIP though.

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hardmachine 10 months ago

Cappy was pretty old too when I visited him, he passed away after I got to see him :(

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isaacmcintyre updated isaacmcintyre.neocities.org - being an unfu...

10 months ago

isaacmcintyre.neocities.org - being an unfunny loser since 2009

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