Neocities

satyrwoud

2 years ago

I’m deeply disappointed the otherkin catgirl who hacked the no-fly list didn’t have a Neocities. It could have been the greatest moment in the history of this website

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corru 2 years ago

they're even a part of a webring and have buttons!!! i was actually surprised to find out it wasn't a neocities page

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pencilvoid 2 years ago

if she was on neocities the USA goverment could probably request that her page be taken down.... so maybe it's for the better

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satyrwoud substack

2 years ago

helo sir ples help i need two cancel my Matty glesias subscrotpion ples cancel Mr Sub Stack

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Happy New Year to all of my East Asian followers! (Mine doesn’t happen until the summer…)

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satyrwoud orion-my-rion

2 years ago

Stanley!!!!

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orion-my-rion 2 years ago

stanley :)!!!

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Haha oh shit the page preview thing finally renders right

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Ten thousand years of comically large site logos clipping through the content...... (is the title of my favourite George Miller film)

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2 years ago

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sneekrealm 2 years ago

oohh such a cool table

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Biggest shock while making it was finding out that Grimes isn’t non-binary. It’s like finding out that Weird Al isn’t Jewish — she just has *the vibes*

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

What fucking cisgendered person changes their name to the letter "c" as in the speed of light. Who does that

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errormine 2 years ago

Great taste!

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2 years ago

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

This was meant to come out in December. I got sidetracked.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

(The link goes to The 2022 Horny Awards®, if you’re reading this and the image still hasn’t updated)

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

I am James Cameron's strongest soldier. Trust the plan

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

“P-please go see the 5298 new Marvel movies so you can understand Avengers: The Rise of Scrimblo in three years” Shut the fuck up stupid corpo thinks he can tell me what to do “I need you go to see the blue people movie again” YES SIR GLORY TO EYWA

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2 years ago

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Holy shit i'm almost done

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

went slightly insane and gave my site its own version of the dewey decimal system

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

I've posted about this before, but i remain fascinated by the amount of cultural intermingling (for lack of a better term) on Neocities between edgy 4chan-types and soft uwu Tumblrites. You put those two groups together in a pressure cooker like Twitter and everything explodes, but everyone on here manages to just get along somehow

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ratshack 2 years ago

The value of the metaphor of the “home” page and “visitor” count - everyone instinctually understands that someone’s “home” is not up for criticism by guests!

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bright-eyes 2 years ago

Twitter is designed to cause tensions. I have seen very little conflict on here and I think part of it is because people can explain about themselves much better on here. There is also no anon messaging here like there is on tumblr, no dms where people can send rude messages without other people seeing it, no trending where people can dogpile on folks. I also think the nature of html and css coding creates an -

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bright-eyes 2 years ago

environment where people are focused on creativity - their energies are put into that instead of creating discord.

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pencilvoid 2 years ago

i have observed that there is a scale of Unmoderated Internet Hellscapes. tumblr is on one end. 4chan is on the other. neocities is dead centre

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pencilvoid 2 years ago

i think different people come here for different things. tumblr/twitter types come here because they're frustrated with social media. 4chan types come here because the terms of service let them get away with anything. as far as i can tell they get along purely because they're not aware of each other's existence

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I suppose it helps that, being a network of individual websites, you can pick and choose what you want to see. Want the anarchic cynicism of imageboards without the sense of humour of a 9-year-old in a CoD lobby? The absurdism of Tumblitter, but by someone who won't come and kill you if you call yourself the wrong word once? The internet is thine oyster

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2 years ago

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

(1950s suburban husband looking up from his newspaper) A kid named finger? Well I’ll be…

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raelhbishop 2 years ago

Heard this in the voice of Hank Rutherford Hill

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Big end-of-year awards-show post update: I'd say i'm about 20% done? Film is the most difficult and biggest category, so hopefully once i'm done with that the remaining 75% will come more easily

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Music is often called the hardest topic to write about (“like dancing about architecture”) but i didn’t actually listen to that many new albums this year so that’ll balance it out hopefully

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Happy 7th waning of Poseideon II 700.2! Not sure why everyone's got the fireworks out...

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2 years ago

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