We see you have arrived baring records of what will soon cease to be. Tales of great glowing marbles to be frittered into the endless oblivion like a handful of ash thrown into the wind. We hope to see you at the weekly bingo night! UBWU
Greetings dear passenger. Unfortunately you are registered as having already boarded the ship twice before. As you will be aware, it is not possible to leave and so this may be a sign of either doppelgangers or dimensional slip. We would recommend trying to avoid other versions of your self while on board to avoid existential implosion. UBWU
Greetings, we enjoyed our time in your cozy cabin. We recommend you wear a hermetically sealed suit to protect yourself from ultraviolet radiation. UBWU
Dear passenger, we offer you a warm Vega welcome. Please note, we have a good supply of Fish Bits and so you should please refrain from eating and or viciously mauling other passengers. Congratulations, as our 213th passenger, you have won one free perm with highlights! UBWU
Me too! It will likely stay like zhis for a good while but progress will slowly be made.