As you stand with your back to a crumbling world, your feet grace Vegas' induction hall. The smell of burnt rubber snakes it's way into your nostrils pulling your attention towards your feet. You remain immobile as the soles of your shoes bleed into warm flesh like a drop of ink in water. A pair of gloved hands quickly thrust a pair of white slippers into your hands. Universe be with U
We see you have arrived baring records of what will soon cease to be. Tales of great glowing marbles to be frittered into the endless oblivion like a handful of ash thrown into the wind. We hope to see you at the weekly bingo night! UBWU
Greetings dear passenger. Unfortunately you are registered as having already boarded the ship twice before. As you will be aware, it is not possible to leave and so this may be a sign of either doppelgangers or dimensional slip. We would recommend trying to avoid other versions of your self while on board to avoid existential implosion. UBWU