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Dear Passenger, we are pleased to welcome you to our humble craft. May you bask in the vastness of infinity. Universe be With U
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Dear Passenger, we thank you for providing such an insight with your reportage. We will never again count our frail old women before they hatch. Universe be with U
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Dear Passenger, we write to inform you of a severe pile-up on the "Turbo Tummy Twister" due to several attendants failing to register your height restriction. As it has been the off-season for some time now, I fear their prospects are rather dismal, though I understand the rest of their time leading up to this unfortunate event was delightful. Universe be with U
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boredomarchive
1 month ago
Thank you for the heads up on this! Pixie Park Management will be providing their families with one-time-use coupons for 40% off at the Funnel Cake stand.
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vegacollective
1 month ago
Fantastic news, is there an expiry date on these that we should be aware of? We are experiencing some time dilation issues at present.
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boredomarchive
1 month ago
No expiry dates, but blackout dates apply! They may not be used in June or July, as those are high traffic dates we can milk a lot of money out of visitors.
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vegacollective
1 month ago
Wonderful news and that is understandable in such a competitive market. Once again, apologies on behalf of our staff, though by this point they should be soft enough to push out with some kind of long flexible stick, cold weather not withstanding.
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Dear Passenger, we are sorely in need of entertainment aboard Vega. Universe be with U in your filmmaking endeavours
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Passenger, passenger, welcome and glad tidings. Please expect turbulence as we consume your dying planet. UBWU
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You follow the pin prick of light in the dark as it gradually expands into an opening in the walls of flesh that surround you. The unexpected flood of light stings your eyes, forcing your gaze to the ground where granules of blue sand stick to your feet. Cool saline air awakens your skin, the breeze billowing through your gown...
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vegacollective
1 month ago
A volleyball rolls across the sand, stopping at your foot. You squint into the distance, searching for its origin, and make out a gathering of indescribable beings. Their slick, undulating tendrils wave in unison, beckoning you forward. You’ve arrived just in time to join the fun. UBWU
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She looms large in the mist and murk, a tangle of vines strangling the earth. She merges with matter as we merge with her, returning to where we began. UBWU
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So long as someone's learning from my mistakes.
Some cycles need to be broken.