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Greetings dear Passenger, what a firm and trustworthy handshake. We trust you have been able to heed our advice about... the meat. Universe be with U
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A hand is outstretched as you are thanked dearly for joining us. You grasp the hand with reluctance, noting its number of digits which buck the tradition on your planet. You feel a certain sharpness, a jolt of electricity as the fingers extend spreading their way down your wrist. A sense of weightlessness and mild vacancy ebbs its way into your consciousness as your vision begins to fade.
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Greetings dear Passenger, we thank you greatly for hopping onboard our hideous mass of eternal flesh and sailing with us into oblivion. Universe be with U!
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Greetings Harold, we see you have ventured further into the digital realm. Universe be with U
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As you board the ship you are immediately surrounded by an impenetrable wall of heat. Beads of sweat evaporate as the hit the floor and as you squint at the path ahead you detect motion in the rippling darkness. An envoy emerges clad in a white shirt and yellow tie. Their hand outstretched bearing a crunchy, creamy, frozen Ant Molk treat. "Apologies dear Passenger, Vega is running a little warm today". UBWU
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Dear passenger, welcome aboard. Please collect your complimentary bathrobe and slippers, we hope they are to your liking. Disclaimer, failure to wear your assigned garments throughout the adjustment period will result in certain doom. UBWU
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We found Jonni Peppers through your Letterboxd and are intrigued. Thank you and Universe be with U
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bluelander
11 months ago
I'm happy when I can spread awareness of Jonni's work, and thanks for the consideration!
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A ringing in your ears suddenly returns you to focus as an unfamiliar figure clad in a white shirt and Yellow tie apologetically finishes pulling a pair of white cotton cloves onto your hands, before presenting you with a warm smile and a tin of Misc Fish Bits. UBWU
Thanks!!!