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isomorphie misswindow

44 minutes ago

do you have any advice on how to code those digital dress up doll pages? ive been considering making one myself but have no clue how to start

shittymeat999 updated HELLO!!

18 hours ago

shrines/jthm/graphics.html

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shittymeat999 18 hours ago

forgor a stamp...

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shittymeat999 ninevolt

1 day ago

helloe id like to feature ur death stranding shrin,e BALDY!! you should also make me a THUMBNAIL for it for FUNNY!!! actually nevermind I dont need permissun because ITS ALREADY THERE -belches- (we are friends and I already asked you and u said yuh)

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ninevolt 1 day ago

I can't believe this, you can't TREAT me like this >:V my dad works at neocities and he's gonna ban ur site for being shitty *shits on the floor*

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shittymeat999 1 day ago

OH NOOO HE WORKS AT NEOSHITTIES???????? FUUUUUUUCK IM SO DEAAAAAAD

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shittymeat999

1 day ago

QWHAT THE FUUUCK?? 60 FOLLOWERS?? THANK YOU GUYS WHOA!!

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lupinus 1 day ago

u deserve 1000000 more <3<3

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shittymeat999 18 hours ago

AWWWH!! AAA THANK YOU !!!

misswindow

1 day ago

new update is up! even with images preload i still find my index page laggy af. fuck my stupid baka chungus life

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win1999 1 day ago

Looking at your code:

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win1999 1 day ago

To get rid of lagginess: Fix the onionring.css - Remove or replace the Friz Quadrata font declarations Remove/replace momstypewriter font - The file is corrupted! Compress images - Especially that 4.4 MB loading GIF Remove jQuery dependency (rewrite your handlers!)

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win1999 1 day ago

ezgif.com is a great resource for getting those pesty gifs down in size without them looking too poo! I used this resource extensively for babelofdreams.neocities.org

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win1999 1 day ago

I hope thats helpful!

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misswindow 1 day ago

ohmygod thank you so much for taking the time to check my code ??? my java is mostly frankenstein-y as i don't have that much knowledge in the matter which probably causes part of the laggyness but i'll be sure to fix all of that !!!!

misswindow updated welcome to my metempsychosis

1 day ago

welcome to my metempsychosis

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misswindow 1 day ago

shes okay dont worry guys shes just resting

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frammyjammy 1 day ago

Just having a quick nap I'm sure

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inthemeantimewecry 1 day ago

not the shoes on the bed... (i'm loving this)

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misswindow 1 day ago

@frammyjammy exactly i looked up "mortuary bed" to make this but its just bc it looked comfy

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misswindow 1 day ago

@inthemeantimewecry i didn't even acknowledge this LMAO my girl does not CARE at all (as she should)

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shittymeat999 updated HELLO!!

2 days ago

videoOTWarchive.html

home.html

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shittymeat999 2 days ago

since Im starting to make site ads, its higher stakes to have a really funny video every week instead of a mildly funny one hehe

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shittymeat999

3 days ago

I made a sidelink add teehee, look at eet https://shittymeat999.neocities.org/shittymeat%20sidelink.gif

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shittymeat999 updated HELLO!!

4 days ago

about.html

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shittymeat999 4 days ago

im so obsessed with a song I HAVE to force a youtube embed to show it off because I fucking love it so much lol. its a remix of a depeche mode song

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shittymeat999 samsolarsystem

6 days ago

Hi!! I got the ok from Joro, but I figured to ask you since it was gifted to you! Could I feature the Smiling Friends shrine on my shrines page? I like eeet

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samsolarsystem 5 days ago

Absolutely! I would love to see it on your site :D

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shittymeat999 updated HELLO!!

6 days ago

home.html

shrines.html

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shittymeat999 youwillbesafe

6 days ago

heloe, im thinking of featuring your femtanyl shrine on my shrines page!! Would u be okay with that??

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youwillbesafe 5 days ago

I'd be absolutely honored, of course! It is next up on my re-design list, so it'll be getting a shiny new makeover soon too :3

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misswindow

1 week ago

my index page is so laggy omg but i dont have the javascript knowledge to untangle this mess ....

youareinthetides 1 week ago

its snappy for me once the images are loaded, maybe u can preload them ? https://stackoverflow.com/a/59861857

win1999 1 week ago

seems fine...?

misswindow 1 week ago

for me there's a small delay when you put your cursor on the tv and the moment the image shows up :(

misswindow 1 week ago

@youareinthetides maybe its the trick ... idk as i have a loading screen for me everything should be loaded when the page appears?

youareinthetides 1 week ago

bcuz the images are swapped in with js after the page has loaded, the webpage doesnt know to request them until the hover event (u can see this in the netwok tab); if u add preloads theyll get included during the loading screen

misswindow 6 days ago

seems to be working!! i'll include it in the next update.... tysm !!!

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misswindow

1 week ago

also sorry im oversharing but i just spent the day completely downcast cuz my rental agency turned down my best friend's application to take my now ex's room in our apartment and now i have to find a completely random person to live with and thats really not how i wanted to spend the first month of 2026

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inthemeantimewecry 1 week ago

oh no (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) at least, it's uphill from here!!! either way, i hope everything turns fine and that you get a good flatmate!!

misswindow

1 week ago

ik im gonna sound like a very old person while saying this but : anyone wanna play games online together ? i wanna make new friends! im an avid fan of yume nikki online (big shocker i know) but tbh im open to anything i just wanna talk and giggle

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shittymeat999 updated HELLO!!

1 week ago

shrines/jthm.html

shrines/jthm/fan-content.html

shrines/jthm/comic-panels.html

shrines/jthm/body.html

videoOTWarchive.html

home.html

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shittymeat999 1 week ago

alright im hoping I dont fuck with the jthm shrine for good while because ouuugh it for SOME REASON is taking so much priority. also new video of da week is hereee

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skyesu shittymeat999

1 week ago

awesome site its so thoroughly customized and just jam packed i rly rly love sites like this. hoping to get my own site to that kind of state soon. thx for follow :)

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shittymeat999 1 week ago

AWWWH THANK YOU!! I LOVE YOUR ART SM AND IM SO FLATTERED!! THANK U 4 FOLLOWIN ME BACCK!!

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shittymeat999 devils

1 week ago

THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW!! You inspired me to sketch my pages out on paper before I make them hehe. Ough im eating your site its so good. I also like the new about thing you got goin on so far!! I love interactive stuff sm..,

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devils 1 week ago

YAY!!!!! :,D it's a good idea, isn't it...i started sketching them out beforehand, now i can't stop

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shittymeat999 1 week ago

YESS its SO helpful omg, I cant just shit a layout out of my ass. gotta make a visual of it first..,

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shittymeat999

1 week ago

*wipes sweat off forehead* ALRIGHT.., I HAVE ..,, FINISHED UPDATES!! JTHM shrine is slightly polished (still gotta post fan content), added new images to UE's galleries (also drew fic content), and some other stuff!! check my home page!! BAAAH!!!

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misswindow updated welcome to my metempsychosis

1 week ago