Neocities

barndoors

4 months ago

I got a karlach tiddy mousepad for christmas

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brachypelmide 4 months ago

fascinating

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barndoors 4 months ago

I’m imagining you in a lab coat w a clipboard

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4 months ago

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barndoors

4 months ago

they listen through speakers btw microphones just make it a tiny bit easier

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daliwali 4 months ago

u know about the yellow dot matrices on most consumer printers as well?

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barndoors 4 months ago

and of the uv fibers build to shed off of clothing I swear we’re going to be wearing state mandated body cams soon (he types into a smart phone)

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pirahxcx 4 months ago

so that's why these fuckers complain there is no cyan and shit even when you are printing black text

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barndoors 4 months ago

like actually tho. That plus everyone’s fine w ink printers bending us over for some reason? I use toner btw

benny1548132 4 months ago

so, where are they? the speakers?

daliwali 4 months ago

next thing u know, they watch u through the monitor, smell u thru the radio, feel u thru the touchscreen

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barndoors 4 months ago

the govt and several corpos already have your house mapped to the mm with wifi imaging.

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4 months ago

barndoors

4 months ago

'she was brutally graped and unalived by a pew pew' yall deserve hexes for your treatment of the dead

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mazapandust 4 months ago

i hate it too but using the real words gets videos taken down so at the same time i get it

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barndoors 4 months ago

ideally people wouldnt be monetizing that content anyways. i guess ideallyer that content wouldnt even exist. ijs if i end up a podcast topic everyones getting haunted

barndoors

4 months ago

guys...i have to come clean. im also an international psyop hired to influence your thinking (try the Taco Bell Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupa today)

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daliwali 4 months ago

good call on the chalupa tho, i think i will get taco bell today

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oldkidz-newblockz 4 months ago

never heard of it. is chalupa inspired name from slovak word for cottage?

barndoors 4 months ago

I wouldn’t be surprised. The founder Thomas T Bell is from there and originally wanted to serve classic central euro cuisine

daliwali 4 months ago

you fcking made me do it: https://daliwali.neocities.org/journal/2025#d2025-11-24

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barndoors 4 months ago

+250 good boy points have been deposited into your future debt funds. Please return at your earliest convenience for continued consumption

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barndoors

4 months ago

Two McDoubles no ketchup no mustard add mac sauce large fry large coke no ice please thank you

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nohappynonsense 4 months ago

[insert tim robinson order meme here]

barndoors

5 months ago

you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy (checking linkedin)

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oldkidz-newblockz 4 months ago

no. startup ngos who are made to just be one-topic bs is worse (ehrm, australian banhappy busybodies who are set on "save kids!" while playing victim card, usurping dependancy on their digi-id "saferails" iykwim)

barndoors

5 months ago

hunter2

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

why did you post "*******" ?

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barndoors

5 months ago

$0.000076365215 per stream

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