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brachypelmide

1 day ago

Congratulations! You are my 60007st viewer! Click here to claim your iPhone -NaN Pro!

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bluechinchompa 1 day ago

oh my god

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brachypelmide

2 days ago

saw a recipe for blackberry soda and i wanted to try it out so i went to my nearest wild blackberry bush and i ate one of the berries to see if i'm allergic to them and after a minute my throat started itching. i can't even have blackberry soda anymore with this dogshit immune system dawg 😭

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tabf5 2 days ago

MAN I'm scared of suddenly becoming allergic to my favorite foods

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

@tabf5 i had a phase like a year ago where i just suddenly turned lactose intolerant and any milk would cause immediate 9/11 in my guts and that lasted for like a couple months and nowadays i barely have any intolerance LMAO

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karpdm 2 days ago

became allergic to garlic and onion in my 30s - i feel your pain <3

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ufovictim brachypelmide

6 days ago

Such a cool and creative website! I can't wait to explore it more. Also, I was always curious about those charger symbols... thank you for pulling back the curtain.

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brachypelmide 6 days ago

SWAG thank you

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brachypelmide

1 week ago

turns out i have asthma. dope

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nexos-den 1 week ago

oh :( Sorry to hear that

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kockatriceking 1 week ago

ah, that's what the chest and allergy thing was? the good thing about asthma is it is relatively treatable, at least. hopefully it will help you feel better now you know what you have and have access to treatments

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nicegirlslumber 1 week ago

we twinss 🤞

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brachypelmide 6 days ago

@kockatriceking https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/treatments.png LMAO

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kockatriceking 6 days ago

@brachy TRUE but hell i guess at least they exist, i hope u can get em

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brachypelmide

1 week ago

rewrite going well. release date december 2032

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incident-1954 1 week ago

thats basically tomorrow dude chill ... take a break or something ....

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

ok. taking a break. release date december 3032

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incident-1954 1 week ago

yo i said take a break not move up the deadline CLOSER

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karpdm brachypelmide

1 week ago

yo - amazing site; fellow linux webmaster

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

SWAG thank you

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karpdm 1 week ago

#noKarpOnCod

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brachypelmide

1 week ago

re: website rewrite: i'm rewriting the codebase sorta from scratch and the fact i could just copy over console.js with just some simple I/O changes and have it work Instantly was so, so fuckin gratifying. i finally made it as a jabbascript coder and i can now earn $4 per month if even

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pirahxcx 1 week ago

what do you use to make your site?

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

vscodium for HTML CSS and JS and paint.net for assets

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brachypelmide

2 weeks ago

you would not believe your eyes if t̵e̵n̵ ̵m̵i̵l̵l̵i̵o̵n̵ ̵f̵i̵r̵e̵f̵l̵i̵e̵s̵ i started rewriting mY FUCKING WEBSITE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

oh man i thought the unicode strikethru text would look better anyway HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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nexos-den 2 weeks ago

WHY HOW ARE YOU CRAZY?

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kockatriceking 2 weeks ago

the urge gets you man i know exactly what you mean

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blankbarrel 2 weeks ago

Adding another tally to the board. Damnit.

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pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

although I completely rewrote the css, scripts and markup of my this site three or four times already (without changing the main design), I mostly just go an make a new one (if you see the supporter tag after my name, it's because I'm creating new subdomains this month :P)

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incident-1954 2 weeks ago

its okay twin every version of your site is so peak so i have no doubts that this version will also be peak

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

it will be so peak it'll be goddamn mount everest twin

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

i love the little tail waggles that blackbirds do. beautiful birds

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

thank you for coming to my TED talk

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blankbarrel 3 weeks ago

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pirahxcx 3 weeks ago

it's something to think about

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tabf5 3 weeks ago

i love TED talks. who the fuck is Ted

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handrambles 3 weeks ago

[Applause]

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pacrobat 3 weeks ago

someone had to say it

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brachypelmide jaam

1 month ago

i didn't see your response to my mullvad post until now but i've been using posteo as an alternative to proton and while the user experience is more janky than with proton it's bearable and the prices are much lower while giving you basically the same feature set (12 EUR yearly instead of like 50 for proton)

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jaam 4 weeks ago

oh wow thanks for the recommendation! will check proteo out then.

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

i SWEAR im alive and not just three rotting corpses in a trenchcoat

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

me except i am three corpses in a trenchcoat

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Hmmmm I'm not sure... Can I take a bite so I can confirm you are alive?

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brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

i taste like cardboard and 10 years of childhood trauma i wouldn't recommend biting me

brachypelmide

1 month ago

my bike of 4 years just had 3 catastrophic malfunctions back to back and is now destined only for the scrapyard and in those 10 minutes where i was watching my bike helplessly selfdestruct itself i have felt every human emotion possible and now i'm an empty husk

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

EIN HUNDERT FOLLOWIEREN or however the germans say it YAY

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weska 1 month ago

HELL YEAHHHH!!!! GRATULIERE!!!!!

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tabf5 1 month ago

GUTEN JOBBEN 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️hundred spiders ja🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

JAAAAAA JUHUU YIPPEEEEE

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

yesterday temperatures in Poland were as high as in Dubai

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weska 1 month ago

i thought i'd die

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tabf5 1 month ago

apparently the Eastern US is finally getting its turn at being set on fire this weekend with 40C temps oh boy!

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

[with the most regretful voice cos of yall having to endure this] thank you poland for taking the bullet for us (for now), sincerely, An Estonian (only gotten hit with nearly 30c at most here) (FOR NOW)

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

PSA: mullvad's founder donated 5,000,000 USD to a swedish formerly-leftwing-now-rightwing-populist party. if you use mullvad you might want to consider other options. source: https://www.flamman.se/techprofil-ger-miljoner-till-orebropartiet/

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

also what is it with all of these guys just suddenly being like yeah whatever im a nazi now. first proton now this? at least with proton it was only 1 of their like 5 head executives supporting the trump admin but still.

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tabf5 1 month ago

why cant we just have nice things. I guess there's IVPN now?

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Yup can't have nice things ig...

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

@tabf5 yeah i've seen ivpn being recommended. seems like that's the safe harbor for the time being

jaam 1 month ago

would you happen to know of any alternative to proton? or if there is any good ones at all. it's what i use for email currently :/

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

i fell off

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

the carpet and broke both tibiae, left femur, 32 other bones, suffered intense internal haemorrhaging, and died on the scene

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ninevolt 1 month ago

bro fell off

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tabf5 1 month ago

my goat? washed? 💔

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

my goat? washed? with the most mediocre shampoo?

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

38 heatwave coming in on sunday it was nice knowing yall holy SHIT

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

el nino more like el HOMBRE

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tabf5 1 month ago

why is the ocean frying Europe :( what did they do

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skep 1 month ago

My history class taught me that Europe has a lot to answer for

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tabf5 1 month ago

History be like "So that's what your grandparents did and now you get to live the consequences"

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figurea 1 month ago

try redirecting the gulf stream

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pirahxcx 1 month ago

Come to Brazil - it's winter :)

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

ah crap i'm getting concerningly close to 100 followers. i will, once again, do nothing to celebrate this, but i'll feel bad about it this time

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

also shoutouts to the one guy who sent the first ever question to my q&a straw.page

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tabf5 1 month ago

im preparing 100 spiders

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ichomancer 1 month ago

Oh, hell yeah! I think 100 followers is the best milestone (I blame tabf5 for that) - Big Congratulations!!

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jaam brachypelmide

1 month ago

your post on the symbols on the thinkpad chargers is very informative, especially since i just recently snagged a thinkpad t480s myself w a charger that pretty much has similar symbols on first glance

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ya! they will likely have near identical symbols because this stuff is quite standardised in lenovo's manufacturing and stuff from what i've seen

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