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Attention all kino enthusiasts: I started using one of my old tumblr urls from 2012 to upload tamers12345 clips. Check out my awesome side blog. https://chewties.tumblr.com/
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capyhaus
2 weeks ago
I'm debating on making a Bsky alt to post these on because that site is too safe edgy.
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The Skep-Sorbier collab everybody has been clamoring for is FINALLY HERE! Introducing *cross goss!*, where we do crosswords and then largely complain about them! https://crossgoss.neocities.org/
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capyhaus
2 weeks ago
Work has me very very tired. If I could go back to having the hope and love I did on Christmas 2023, I would in a heartbeat :(
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p7uen
2 weeks ago
I never even considered this, a lot of you guys are really good with accessibility, I must try harder.
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THE FROG IS BACK
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The faucet replacement was annoying but not dramatic enough to write about. No crying and only one emergency trip to the hardware store.
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emilynhoward
3 weeks ago
We are about to have our entire siding replaced. But as I am only paying many thousands of dollars to have the work done rather than doing the work myself it will definitely not be fodder for my next novel.
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zerock
3 weeks ago
is it really even a project if you don't make at least one unplanned trip to the hardware store?
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I have briefly returned for the old man zoomer's birthday. I have a long page in progress related to year of the fire horse. Otherwise I work 40hr weeks now and have a fun vacation happening next month. Don't be dumb or I'll shoot you.
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
KP, I am not leaving you hanging. I was going to answer the email but am suffering from food poisoning.
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skep
4 weeks ago
See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised
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skep
4 weeks ago
Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)
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hastiesthandiwork
4 weeks ago
looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg
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skep
4 weeks ago
I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3
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sorbier
4 weeks ago
https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3224.PNG https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3225.PNG
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skep
4 weeks ago
I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.
Bathroom faucet needs replaced.
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absolutely-divine
4 weeks ago
i used this tutorial when mine broke: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cFlar1jv3lIMFAwM
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skep
4 weeks ago
Those are the same instructions I followed to replace the kitchen sink and it took a day and a half
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miela583
4 weeks ago
You should get a really ostentatious one, especially if it matches the vibe of absolutely nothing else in your home. Then you can enter the King of Faucets tournament. It's pretty exclusive, but I think you could talk your way into an invite.
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skep
4 weeks ago
Do the judges travel to each contestant's house for that, or do I have to take my countertop somewhere like they do for dog shows?
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miela583
4 weeks ago
You do have to take your countertop around to places, but the tournament organizers will give you a free utility trailer.
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IT IS DONE
whoa, this looks amazing!
Thank you <3
I love the look!!!!!
this looks so good!
i love it also dying at Sam's cooking entry. it sort of reminds me of neopets, very nostalgic
Oooooo! Looks great!!
It looks fab! Your Eomer image is broken btw. He is totally a bean boy
Eomer *would* be broken.
Congratulations, truly impressive! Also impressive is your hairsplitting about Gollum and Smeagol being two different people.
IT'S HAPPENING!
100% on neopets, that sub yellow + full page sidebar is so pointed. i can't believe you axed vintage skep without mercy, not even an "old layouts" page, forward change is RUTHLESS
I thought about adding v1 as a preference toggle, but I made enough changes to the structure that it would have been difficullt to implement without doing a bunch MORE work
Um actually @skep 🤓☝️ Bilbo Baggins cooks his own meals, as he is shown to cook and serve meals several times, the two most prominent examples being the unexpected visit of the dwarves on The Hobbit (he had to host a 14 guest party out of nowhere), and Gandalf's bday visit at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring. Furthermore, the only known servant employed on Bag End is Sam Gangee, so no cooks for the Bagginses
The other's cooking habits are on point tho 👌👌 Also, I like the new look!
Bah, everyone knows The Hobbit and the first chapter or so of Fellowship aren't canon.
This is such a cool and dynamic layout! And the subtle polka dot pattern!!
Congratulations on the release of your new look!
I'm here with the hot take that Aragorn is a Huel guy (also nice layout, now recreate the map of neopia pls)
I like the new design! Though, I've noticed that the buttons on the bottom left don't look right when hovering over them on desktop; they look fine at mobile'ish width (on Safari and Chrome at both widths).