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tapeykatt canofaltoids

2 years ago

Yea + gh = Yeagh

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canofaltoids 2 years ago

math

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tapeykatt pnnamerica

2 years ago

I was nicolasperez, i just changed my name

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pnnamerica 2 years ago

Thanks. <3

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tapeykatt

2 years ago

My website is finally back up!

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2 years ago

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pnnamerica 2 years ago

I added your button.

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tapeykatt 2 years ago

@pnnamerica thanks, remove the old one (that one i used when my name was nicolasperez) please

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pnnamerica 2 years ago

I was wondering where he went

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tapeykatt

2 years ago

As of April 16, the website name has been changed from nicolasperez to tapeykatt. Some links and images may be broken, and the links on the webrings I'm into will not work (why didn't i change my name before joining them bruh).

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cidoku

2 years ago

Netscape Navigator, Internet Explorer... those names just teem with romance, don't you think? What's the most popular browser now? "Google" "Chrome". A meaningless word and a boring metal. Implied is no more exploring, no more adventure. No wonder things are like they are!

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dc-blog 2 years ago

Nintendo DSi Web Browser tho-

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hifumeme 2 years ago

At least Safari is still kicking around lol

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capstasher 2 years ago

We fork Firefox and make the Netland Adventurer browser. Cidoku and capstasher patent pending

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cidoku 2 years ago

"Netland Adventurer"? Lord Cap, you're a genius...

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capstasher 2 years ago

They don't just sell lordships online for any idiot to buy, Count Cidoku >: )

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otaking 2 years ago

Opera is a nice name too.

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cidoku

2 years ago

My mad quest towards ABSOLUTE backwards compatibility continues: old browsers that can't render PNGs are now served GIFs instead (in progress). Don't you worry, I'll write about this someday

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dc-blog 2 years ago

My compatibility intends to go as far as terminal browsers + the OG DS (altho the DSi/OG DS can already load my website if it werent for forced-HTTPS, I just will have to announce support whenever I can self-host bc the day I host myself is the day i dont require HTTPS anymore)

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cidoku 2 years ago

Oh, so that's why your site looks like that. Do you have a picture of how it renders on a DS?

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dc-blog 2 years ago

@dc-blog i dont believe I do sadly, tho if I can find one I will try to find it (my current layout is similar to the old one, just blue instead of gray, and the gray one i think i have an archive of somewhere on DS)

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cidoku

2 years ago

My site now works in Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape 3 (except for PNGs). I'm absolutely insane

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misterdizzy 2 years ago

In case a confused time traveler surfs by

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cidoku 2 years ago

do you reckon time travelers from the past would bring their 486s with them?

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

The heirs of the Cidoku fortune will wage eternal war to the heirs of the capstasher fortune for generations over Sealand claims. War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of sea battles, fought by Neocities mercenaries and vintage computers. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.

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cidoku 2 years ago

War becomes routine...

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cidoku updated their site.

2 years ago

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capstasher 2 years ago

Sadly, Count Cidoku, Lord capstasher is in fact that self centered. I plan to, later on in life, talk to heraldry experts and design my own coat of arms for my future family. I want to family lore that my sons shall carry down through the ages

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cidoku 2 years ago

Actually, that's an excellent reason to want your own coat of arms. I'm feeling just a bit self-centered now.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Craft a family lore* I'm sorry, i'm drunk

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capstasher 2 years ago

Or, as we say in Romanian "sunt muci" ("i'm snot" to translate it)

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cidoku 2 years ago

Also cheers for calling me Count, LOL

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tapeykatt updated their site.

2 years ago

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cidoku

2 years ago

My new flash movie is almost done but, damn, I'm useless at drawing backgrounds

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capstasher 2 years ago

They have to be vector drawings in flash?

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cidoku 2 years ago

They can be vectors or bitmaps, it doesn't matter. But Flash is a vector drawing program; bitmaps have to be imported, so I don't really use them too much

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tapeykatt updated their site.

2 years ago

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cidoku updated their site.

2 years ago

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

Either way what I'm saying, Cidoku, is you should totally buy a title from Sealand. The reason I am Lord capstasher, is because someone I once knew bought me one of those fake Scottish lordships, and its amazing to have. Pull a Lord Miles and add it on your bank card

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cidoku 2 years ago

I will become Count Cidoku of Sealand someday, just you wait

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

My history with Sealand goes back a long way! The summer of 2017 and the little documented 4chan Space Program (of which I think I am the only one to hold any remains of)

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cidoku 2 years ago

Tell me more...

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capstasher 2 years ago

Back in the old days, someone on the science board came up with the idea of making an amateur rocket group, with the name of "4chan Space Program"

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graybox 2 years ago

>"4chan Space Program" uhm.. WHAT?!

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capstasher 2 years ago

A few autists assembled together a Discord server for it, and the work started. I ran the propaganda department, making posters, and discussing plans with the other members.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Eventually, we reached the idea that we ought to start with a balloon, as research into amateur rocketship proved it to be an expensive endeavour

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capstasher 2 years ago

So okay, balloon it is. But we ought to make it in such a way we can earn money for the next stage of the program

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capstasher 2 years ago

So what would earn money? A sponsorship! How do we get a sponsorship? By livestreaming from onboard the balloon! But what could we stream other than the outside? Now that got us thinking

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capstasher 2 years ago

What would we put inside to make the stream engaging? It has to be something very 4chan specific.... A swastika? Nah, that would bar us from the sponsorship. (But wouldnt being a group of 4channers also block us from a sponsorship? Not necesarrily! Not if they didn't know >:] You see, 4CSP would, internally, stand for 4chan Space Program, but externally we would claim it to be 4 Corners Space Program)

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capstasher 2 years ago

(obviously, this would be to "represent just how diverse we are as a group, being from all the 4 corners of the world". Absolute bull)

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capstasher 2 years ago

Okay, so what do we put inside if not a swastika? Well, a frog of course! Lets make this /sci/entific >8 )

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capstasher 2 years ago

We shall track the vitals of the frog throughout the balloon flight! Lets say its a study of how altitude affects amphibians or something of the sort, we'll justify it post-hoc, it would just be cool to send a frog into space.

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flying-with-quills 2 years ago

@cap that's amazing

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capstasher 2 years ago

I was the opinion this would go catastrophically wrong (even made a poster to show it: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-1.jpg ) but fuck it, it would be crazy if we could pull this off!

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capstasher 2 years ago

Okay, we got out plan. Some of our guys started designing models of the pressursed chamber to be taken up by the balloon ( https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-2.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-3.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-4.PNG )

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capstasher 2 years ago

Engineering department was hard at work! Meanwhile, our outreach team started brainstorming a very important question: Where do we even launch this from? Why, Sealand of course! So our outreach leader reaches out to Prince Regent Michael Bates. And we heard back! Sadly the last email in the chain i have is what our response was to their response: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-5.jpg

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capstasher 2 years ago

Sadly, Sealand never replied after that. That was the end of our only location possibility. And slowly, as the amazing Sealand plan died, interest slowly started dying too. We had a mascot! By my own design as well! Her name was Stella (no relation to the beer). She was featured on the very first 4CSP poster! And do please keep in mind, I was like 15 when i made this in Picsart on my ANTIQUE Android

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cidoku 2 years ago

So Prince Michael agreed? LMAO. Not a lot of people even can go to Sealand; you guys journeying there when you aren't "influencers" or with the news would have been such a story to tell. I don't have such lofty ambitions as you had, but adventure calls you know.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Here it is: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-6.png

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capstasher 2 years ago

And I liked the concept behind this poster so much, that i re-did it in 2022! https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-7.png Here it is on it's own, and here's the side by side progression: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-8.png

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capstasher 2 years ago

There's other bits and bobs leftover from this, but this is about as much of the story itself that I recall. It was 7 years ago. I might make a page to document this all. End of tale for now, dear friends

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cidoku 2 years ago

Yes, definitely do document it, please. For the fun of it.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Some last things left are: I actually got the specific patch Stella has on the 2022 poster, specifically to sew it on a blue hoodie. Her t-shirt is supposed to be a parody of Atari, called Atree, with the kanji for tree above it, as it was similar to the Atari logo

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keltokel 2 years ago

I really enjoyed eavesdropping on this thread.

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graybox 2 years ago

golly goodness, that's amazing.

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tapeykatt

2 years ago

Added some music to the homepage (not the index)

cidoku

2 years ago

My site is now 50% more compatible with Netscape 4. Time travelers, beware

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dc-blog 2 years ago

As of now, my personal website works almost perfectly with or without the CSS. As for Venith, it's even better as it truly works without CSS in any capacity (and on the homepage, it uses well-crafted tables so it's not even bunched up together despite no CSS).

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

My website is an elaborate trap to destroy time travellers’ computers with CSS features so new that my own daily driver doesn’t support them yet. This is not a place of honour.

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cidoku 2 years ago

@satyrwoud If your site hasn't seen any time travelers lately then maybe your deviousness is working

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cidoku otaking

2 years ago

Hello! Thanks for following me.

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otaking 2 years ago

Thanks for checking out my site!

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tapeykatt updated their site.