Neocities

3 weeks ago

screenjesus i need to fool and deceive you

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pxhc 3 weeks ago

steal the script here, remove padding and margin values (dunno why they are there, and removing it makes the background irrelevant so you can also remove it too) then you change src to whatever image you want the screenjesus to see https://explorar.neocities.org/ the optimal image size is 1280x960

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

ok have fun

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blankbarrel 3 weeks ago

man I can't wait to see the █████ it's been so long

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shittymeat999 3 weeks ago

u live by the skeleton shield bad apple, based

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

its the anthem of life

tchun 3 weeks ago

this is seriously incredible brother, congratulations

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

gimme an hour or so

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tabf5 3 weeks ago

👀

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kockatriceking 3 weeks ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yFdoEPgtGhMAAAAd/freaky-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog.gif

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blankbarrel 3 weeks ago

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH https://enrouteto16.com/img/board/THANKYOU.gif

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

tomorrow

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tabf5 3 weeks ago

Perhaps the most accidentally effective marketing campaign for a Neocities site launch ever. I hope your health is doing better, see you tomorrow!

4 likes

kockatriceking 3 weeks ago

https://media.tenor.com/dqEL7vtFN-8AAAAe/rabbit-clock.png

5 likes

bruno-rubim lanceart

3 weeks ago

GOD I've been here for like 2 minutes and it is stunning?? I'll give it a better look when I have time and leave my thoughts but I already love the depth meter and the animations and ughhh so cool

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lanceart 3 weeks ago

thank you so much! i did what felt doable for me as the style, and it turned out better than i expected with some work. Very neat to see other people loving it too!

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angelstrumpet updated existentia aeternum

3 weeks ago

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teenagegirlboy updated girlboy!!

4 weeks ago

iott.html

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teenagegirlboy

4 weeks ago

so close.. to 100

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teenagegirlboy hello-slitty

4 weeks ago

ykw hell yeah

2 likes

brachypelmide

4 weeks ago

https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/FUUUUUUUCK.png

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nexos-den 4 weeks ago

that's me too right now

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scary-grandma

4 weeks ago

SCARY GRANDMA WILL BE NICE GRANDMA TODAY

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brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

FALSITY!

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kanandraw 4 weeks ago

COOL GRANDMA

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blankbarrel 4 weeks ago

UTTERLY UNREPAIRABLE. THE ART OF GRANDMA WILL BE LOST FOREVER

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angelstrumpet updated existentia aeternum

4 weeks ago

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brachypelmide

4 weeks ago

if embarrassment could be transformed into light i'd be a goddamn lighthouse

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sneekrealm 4 weeks ago

would *probably* take this over my latest crush having seen what i'd previously written about my feelings for them on my site tbf

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sneekrealm 4 weeks ago

(hell, would Most Likely, rather an adrenaline rush than belated platonic-heartbreak...) (also hello im here via tabf5 ahahah ill have to tap in on the site but not now cos bedtime)

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brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

ok yeah fair i'd rather fake my death too LMAO

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sneekrealm 4 weeks ago

(i'd directly admitted my feelings!!! yet they did Not realize the full magnitude til seeing all that.) it's fine i'm weird-surviving this and happy you're Not Dead ahahahh

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brachypelmide updated the spider den

4 weeks ago

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brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

"adrenaline-fueled damage control" was not in my evening checklist

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nexos-den 4 weeks ago

liar. you said kurwa instead of fuck. But yeah you can count me into heart attacks

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blankbarrel 4 weeks ago

Y'know I'm just glad you're doing better after that era and that you're still kicking...,, Keep on updating buddy,,,

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kockatriceking 4 weeks ago

u better stay alive for a long while yet or i'm pulling a séance and dragging you back just to be annoying as possible. anyway, go sleep now, drink some water and shit

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shittymeat999 4 weeks ago

PLS STAY ALIVE SO I DONT HAVE TO TATTOO UR EVIL EMAIL ONTO MY BODY!! Please take care of yourself now from that insane adrenaline rush!! (also ngl im wondering how you found *my site* in da first place lmao. that evil email was sent in February..,)

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shittymeat999 brachypelmide

4 weeks ago

kinda fucked up this is how I found this out just now but: YOOU!! YOU SENT ME THE EVIL ASS EMAIL, IT WAS YOOU!! I just saw the screencap from tabf5 and matched the email address to yours!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!! I have yet to watch that video because I wasnt sure if the mp4 file was gonna be a secret virus or smthn, but now i shall take a look!! (happy to see ur alive!!)

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shittymeat999 4 weeks ago

THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY SDKJHFSD thjank u., considering that to be my next video otw if thats ok!!

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brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

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brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

also yes that's more than ok LOL the adrenaline just wore off

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brachypelmide

4 weeks ago

ok so i can add "caused heart palpitations in 20+ people at once" to my resume

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brachypelmide

4 weeks ago

HI HI HI HI HI IM ALIVE

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garfriend 4 weeks ago

!!! :)))

brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

OK SO

brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

FUCK THIS IS EMBARRASSING

brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

that message was not an early april fools joke and was a genuine dead man's switch i set up because of the reasons i pointed out in said message. thing is i uhhhh KINDA FORGOT TO RE-ARM THE SWITCH LMAO

brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE I AM ALIVE AND WELL

blankbarrel 4 weeks ago

DUDE

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blankbarrel 4 weeks ago

I legit thought it just HAD to be an early april fools so I was just going to stay silent on the matter until april 2nd. But it's a real switch because of course it is. Well. I'm. VERY. glad you're alive

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kockatriceking 4 weeks ago

DUDE

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internest updated ⭑𓂃 internesting

1 month ago