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miela583 1 year ago

I hope one of these guys puts Mr. Wickham to the sword-- the narrative is so fractured here, something's gotta happen to bring the two plotlines together. I don't even know which general stationed their militia up by the Bennetts! Is it Zhuge Liang?

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skep 1 year ago

...Miela you are goddamn brilliant

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skep updated their site.

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skep 1 year ago

Neocities, why is my page a broken .jpg

skep 1 year ago

Nevermind, we good.

nohappynonsense 1 year ago

RSS blowin up

skep 1 year ago

5 new pages means 5 new RSS entries. Unless you prefer I do Three Kingdoms a page at a time over the course of ten years

nohappynonsense 1 year ago

i would prefer hand-written manuscripts delivered to me by horseback rider

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skep 1 year ago

Is there a guide for uploading that to Neocities

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

It's right there in the tutorial section, you don't see it? https://nohappynonsense.net/images/tutorial.jpg

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skep 1 year ago

Cervantes is worth the price although he's always insisting on a tip.

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

shameful

skep updated their site.

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skep updated their site.

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miela583 1 year ago

Krunch day!!!

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

He hath returned

skep updated their site.

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cocktails/gin-tonic

cocktails

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ghostscape 1 year ago

g&t underrated drink for tastiness to effort ratio

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skep 1 year ago

Amen, my friend.

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skep updated their site.

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skep 1 year ago

Boy, not often that I re-upload my entire site. Bug fixes, accessibility and navigation improvements, other minor things.

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

welcome to the re-upload club. now that you've finally fixed everything, you can get to work fixing everything again

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skep

1 year ago

"Maybe it would make my life easier if I used an editing environment that was built for creating websites." "ALERT: Your code has 500 errors." "...Okay nevermind."

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skep 1 year ago

I'm really embarrassed about the Pride & Prejudice index page. Turns out none of the links have a closing tag.

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puddingpudds 1 year ago

What's a closing tag? <-- This one is beyond doomed!

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emilynhoward 1 year ago

I feel that. I have put pages into prettier.io and essentially gotten back, "YOUR CODE IS SO EFFED UP WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START."

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skep 1 year ago

@pudding Pro tip: You don't need closing tags if you're truly never finished with your thoughts.

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skep 1 year ago

@emily For what it's worth I took a quick look at the sources for a few of your pages. I wasn't scrutinizing, but I also didn't see anything that made me spontaneously burst into flames. So you're probably good.

nohappynonsense 1 year ago

did this have something to do with your RSS blasting my inbox with like 10 posts all at once the other day?

skep 1 year ago

...I'm going to say no, the RSS feed I assembled with masking tape and glue sticks is flawless

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skep updated their site.

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miela583 1 year ago

If this even cracks the top 50 dumbest things you've ever done, you're killin' it, and also probably have a better written list than many.

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skep 1 year ago

The second-dumbest thing I ever did was, upon getting out of the boat to retrieve the fishing lure I cast on shore, telling my father to hold the rope currently tied to the boat so he wouldn't drift away from me.

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puddingpudds 1 year ago

IS THAT THE PROTAGONIST OF THE YIIK: A POSTMODERN RPG:tm:, IM A BIG FAN

skep 1 year ago

@NoHappyNonsense I accidentally fat-finger-deleted your comment, I grant you one additional snark as recompense

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nohappynonsense 1 year ago

i think my obvious earth-shattering original comment's deletion is proof enough that you have been rocked to your core

skep 1 year ago

Excellently utilized, Mike.

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skep 1 year ago

@Pudding Unfortunately that is just me, but as an unremarkable white guy I understand the mix-up.

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skep 1 year ago

1. Update syling 2. Update pages 3. Check pages 4. See page with new styling is entirely messed 5. Panic, take it all down 6. Why is it fine when I view it locally 7. Panic more 8. Remember to clear the stupid browser cache

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skep 1 year ago

1. Misspell "styling" 2. Panic 3. Be annoyingly self-referential about it

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skep updated their site.

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playdate

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miela583 1 year ago

The "why" of working so hard on that billboard is to pay medical bills and afford enough fun things to soften the blow of never being able to retire- Source: am in marketing

skep 1 year ago

Sure, we're all slaves to capitalism after all, but if you're going to spend the time anyway, may as well make the effort worth it.

skep 1 year ago

For example, if the casino billboard came right out and said "We're your only shot at retirement", I'd respect that a hell of a lot more than trying to sell me on shrimp scampi.

miela583 1 year ago

My thought on how it went would be that, at some point someone had an interesting or fun idea, and they got their paycheck for that, but the sales rep who sold them the billboard got cold feet and yelled at the creatives team until they backed down to “shrimp scampi” so sales could get the safest commission possible.

skep 1 year ago

Hm. Well that's believable but harder to twist into a semi-inspiring blog post.

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emilynhoward 1 year ago

One of the things that psychedelics always make clear to me is that all of our built environment is the product of human thought, effort, and suffering. How much ANY of it inherently "means" is up for grabs. Understanding the world this way can either be maddeningly nihilistic or it can be humanizing, to know that our built environment is a material manifestation of our collective needs and foibles.

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skep 1 year ago

Exactly why I personally shoot for two parts empathy, two parts apathy, and a dash of pointing out all the wrong details.

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miela583 skep

1 year ago

Trusted media analyst Skep, finally played Sayonara Wild Hearts over here, and am glad I have a time delay on my posts so I don't just type joyous profanity. Thanks for the recs so I finally played it after.... 5 years sitting on my Switch!

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skep 1 year ago

The compulsion to type joyous profanity never really goes away, it just gets easier to cope with after a while. Glad you enjoyed. Don't forget to give the riddles a try.

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miela583 1 year ago

I will. I'm gonna leave it for a few days, but think I want to try to gold rank all of the levels, too.

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skep 1 year ago

Gold rank is pretty fair so long as you don't drop your combo and are decent about hitting the hearts. Anyway you inspired me to have another go through this morning, and now I've already hit my emotional limit for the day.

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