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What a wonderful archive of books you have, cap! Although, as a fellow Christian, I would recommend you keep away from some of the witchcraft found under curiosities. I say this as one who fell of due to curiosity regarding those subjects, our path is straight, and the miracles of God are simple and good.
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capstasher 1 week ago

Why thank you Tevada! I must say you have a very wonderful website and I'm surprised I havent stumbled upon it earlier. As for the witchcraft items, I don't see research of the occult to be a harmful practice, unlike practicing the dark arts. Observation does not necessitate condoning or participating. I find the ways of other beliefs interesting, even if I don't think them to be good and correct.

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Well I'm glad to hear you haven't made the mistake of participating like myself, thank God. However, we should warn ourselves, innocent intentions or no, if something we allow people to observe leads another to sin then we are implicated as the one who doled out the poison (sin) for that person to take. This isn't my idea, but St. John of Chrysotom's back when he preached about modest apparel.

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Cont. And of this we should pray, so as to not add our sin to others. To illustrate what the St. meant. An actress who causes millions to sin against the Lord through her pictures would be implicated in their sin. Now, I understand the allure of observing those texts and lifestyles. I did it myself. But by our Gospels, it would be appropriate to burn those things, and if not, turn ourselves away (Acts 19:19).

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Oh, and forgive me for clogging you with comments. Admonishments shouldn't be on a public forum. I should have done this through email (though I don't think the contact link on your site works) +_+, I have sinned. If you like, you may delete this thread.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Oh I will absolutely not delete this! I am very grateful for your comments, and appreciate the time and thought you put into them. I understand your fears, and the point of view from where you come from. I should probably do better by advising people against pursuing these topics in a more public manner. My soul is that of an archivist, however, and burning books is just not in my blood.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Cont. I believe, instead, (and I find this to be a better method of approaching it, not just lesser way of going about it) that any bad ideas are best counteracted by the sharing of good ideas in a more convincing manner. Showing people WHY something is bad, enabling them to understand it and it's consequences, is better than shielding them from it.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Cont. Eventually they might learn about it, and feel as if they were kept away from power, as opposed to being kept away from danger. And even if those ideas were to be wiped out, the devil for sure would make it so someone re-discovers them.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Moreover, my page is made for conversation! I greatly enjoy having chats with people on here

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Soul of an archivist. That's... good, why perhaps if this were a different time you'd make an excellent scribe. You're right, if we have to know good and evil in this world, then the devil would just make them come about again if we burned those books. Suppose that's why the Vatican has a library of cursed books for who knows what spirit shall leave them if we were to ought right burn them.

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Cont. Still, I would offer you to pray about the matter. Keep those books if you like, but back to St. John of Chrysotom's exhortation, holding sinful books in your library is like a woman who claims to appreciate modesty without dressing modestly herself. She may claim to value chastity (more often than not she does), but her decisions regarding her appearance causes others to sin, which implicates her in sin.

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capstasher 1 week ago

I do wish, at some point, perhaps in the near future, to change my legal name. And at that point I shall take up the name of St. Lawrence (patron saint of archivists, librarians, comedians, brewers, barbecues (all of the things in life i like), and students (for I am forever a student, forever learning in life))

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Cont. In short, by God, if you're actions may cause others to sin, then it would be best to quit that action, no matter how seemingly innocent it may be. Ultimately, that's the crux of it, and I probably fail at it too sometimes. Still, as the Gospels say, let us strive towards perfection. Ah, I should go eat. This place better not become my new social media addiction.

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capstasher 1 week ago

I shall pray on it, worry not! Though all your worry is greatly appreciated, thank you for looking out for me. I will of course be very careful should I lend any of the books of the sort I own out to people. I would make sure they have purely an academic interest in them, and not seeking to practice strange rituals or fall victim to worshipping demons

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thelesserword 1 week ago

Capstasher as St. Lawrence... hah! That's a pretty good name! But about legal names, you have a book on Spain don't you? Why not just add Lawrence to your existing legal name? I have five names, one from birth and one from baptism, with the other three for legal applications. But no, Lawrence, that is tasteful, sir.

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capstasher 1 week ago

I seek to change my name to my mother's maiden name. Some personal reasons have led to that decision, but it's certain to say I do wish to have quite a large name. Probably in my native tongue, especially if I chose not to remain in the UK after university (though might be English if I remain). Long name, coat of arms, and plenty of treasures collected through my life, I plan to leave my family a lasting legacy

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Happy birthday your majesty
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melonking 1 week ago

Thank you lord archival enjoyer

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AVIS IS DEAD? WHO KILLED AVIS? No but fr fr, Avis why profile gone? T~T
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someotherstranger 1 week ago

Ah! If you mean "Flying With Quills" Avis, she's still around! There's a setting you can toggle that essentially makes your Neocities profile invisible, but you can still access their website. I got the impression she may have disabled it to better focus on other things for the time being.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Ye, i mean FWQ. I know about the feature, i just miss seeing avis around and getting the spicy website updates

I might have something devious if you will allow it. Submission audio for reading room being recorded today, but i might do more????
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capstasher 1 week ago

I dont want to hog all the airtime though

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capstasher was updated.
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oerrorpage 1 week ago

WeLcOmE tO mY wEbSiTe!

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cidoku 1 week ago

I was here before the article was done

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capstasher 1 week ago

Craic Day assets being designed

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The heirs of the Cidoku fortune will wage eternal war to the heirs of the capstasher fortune for generations over Sealand claims. War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of sea battles, fought by Neocities mercenaries and vintage computers. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.
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cidoku 1 week ago

War becomes routine...

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Happy Craic Day guys! I have drunk too much whiskey and guiness today. Explanation coming soon
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capstasher 1 week ago

Of course! I drink and smoke and thats about it when it comes to cap. I sometimes update the website i guess

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capstasher 1 week ago

Also, don't look up Craic Day, its a real thing. Believe me. I will write an article on it tonight!

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didntask 1 week ago

I sometimes update the website 😭 *raises glass*

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capstasher 1 week ago

I could feel the world getting slower and more confusing. Pint of coke to sober me up, wish me the best lads

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dc-blog 1 week ago

@didntask i need to update my website more especially considering i have like a 106WPM now

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oerrorpage 1 week ago

i looked it up.

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literaturegirl 1 week ago

coke with kraken and disaronno is a well-known sobering drink

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webpage-1990-colourised 1 week ago

Holy shit, great minds think alike. I am wankerd.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Dan, of Webpage 1990 Colourised (a real one, btw, been here since day one) drinking with me telepathically from miles away

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capstasher 1 week ago

Famously known, i'm sure @literaturegirl

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capstasher 1 week ago

@oerrorpage i told you not to! How could you betray me like this

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misterdizzy 1 week ago

happy crack day lol

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oerrorpage 1 week ago

i could die if i did not search it up.

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capstasher 1 week ago

Now you looked it up and you STILL dont know. Craic Day will become international soon when i reveal to you my discovery that lead to its creation

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oerrorpage 1 week ago

and u no my frend, i know u becuz of ur eighte eighht bye thurty 1 c0113cti0n

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literaturegirl 1 week ago

I wonder why we didn't hear about craic day over here in Ireland ...

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For those who followed the Loredump i dropped on Cidoku a couple days ago about 4chan's Space Program, you will be happy i found some more bits of lore! Someone at the time made a yt channel for it ( https://www.youtube.com/@4chanspaceprogram184/featured ). And I know it's the right one (as this idea of a 4chan space program came up once again in like 2011) because this has the old logo i made tucked there in the pfp
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capstasher 2 weeks ago

The website mentioned at the end was sadly never archived, however as far as my memory goes, it never had anything on it

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Either way what I'm saying, Cidoku, is you should totally buy a title from Sealand. The reason I am Lord capstasher, is because someone I once knew bought me one of those fake Scottish lordships, and its amazing to have. Pull a Lord Miles and add it on your bank card
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cidoku 2 weeks ago

I will become Count Cidoku of Sealand someday, just you wait

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My history with Sealand goes back a long way! The summer of 2017 and the little documented 4chan Space Program (of which I think I am the only one to hold any remains of)
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cidoku 2 weeks ago

Tell me more...

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Back in the old days, someone on the science board came up with the idea of making an amateur rocket group, with the name of "4chan Space Program"

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graybox 2 weeks ago

>"4chan Space Program" uhm.. WHAT?!

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

A few autists assembled together a Discord server for it, and the work started. I ran the propaganda department, making posters, and discussing plans with the other members.

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Eventually, we reached the idea that we ought to start with a balloon, as research into amateur rocketship proved it to be an expensive endeavour

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

So okay, balloon it is. But we ought to make it in such a way we can earn money for the next stage of the program

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

So what would earn money? A sponsorship! How do we get a sponsorship? By livestreaming from onboard the balloon! But what could we stream other than the outside? Now that got us thinking

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

What would we put inside to make the stream engaging? It has to be something very 4chan specific.... A swastika? Nah, that would bar us from the sponsorship. (But wouldnt being a group of 4channers also block us from a sponsorship? Not necesarrily! Not if they didn't know >:] You see, 4CSP would, internally, stand for 4chan Space Program, but externally we would claim it to be 4 Corners Space Program)

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

(obviously, this would be to "represent just how diverse we are as a group, being from all the 4 corners of the world". Absolute bull)

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Okay, so what do we put inside if not a swastika? Well, a frog of course! Lets make this /sci/entific >8 )

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

We shall track the vitals of the frog throughout the balloon flight! Lets say its a study of how altitude affects amphibians or something of the sort, we'll justify it post-hoc, it would just be cool to send a frog into space.

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flying-with-quills 2 weeks ago

@cap that's amazing

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

I was the opinion this would go catastrophically wrong (even made a poster to show it: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-1.jpg ) but fuck it, it would be crazy if we could pull this off!

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Okay, we got out plan. Some of our guys started designing models of the pressursed chamber to be taken up by the balloon ( https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-2.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-3.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-4.PNG )

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Engineering department was hard at work! Meanwhile, our outreach team started brainstorming a very important question: Where do we even launch this from? Why, Sealand of course! So our outreach leader reaches out to Prince Regent Michael Bates. And we heard back! Sadly the last email in the chain i have is what our response was to their response: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-5.jpg

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Sadly, Sealand never replied after that. That was the end of our only location possibility. And slowly, as the amazing Sealand plan died, interest slowly started dying too. We had a mascot! By my own design as well! Her name was Stella (no relation to the beer). She was featured on the very first 4CSP poster! And do please keep in mind, I was like 15 when i made this in Picsart on my ANTIQUE Android

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cidoku 2 weeks ago

So Prince Michael agreed? LMAO. Not a lot of people even can go to Sealand; you guys journeying there when you aren't "influencers" or with the news would have been such a story to tell. I don't have such lofty ambitions as you had, but adventure calls you know.

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

And I liked the concept behind this poster so much, that i re-did it in 2022! https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-7.png Here it is on it's own, and here's the side by side progression: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-8.png

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

There's other bits and bobs leftover from this, but this is about as much of the story itself that I recall. It was 7 years ago. I might make a page to document this all. End of tale for now, dear friends

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cidoku 2 weeks ago

Yes, definitely do document it, please. For the fun of it.

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capstasher 2 weeks ago

Some last things left are: I actually got the specific patch Stella has on the 2022 poster, specifically to sew it on a blue hoodie. Her t-shirt is supposed to be a parody of Atari, called Atree, with the kanji for tree above it, as it was similar to the Atari logo

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keltokel 2 weeks ago

I really enjoyed eavesdropping on this thread.

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graybox 2 weeks ago

golly goodness, that's amazing.

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