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y = document.body.getElementsByTagName('*'); function z() { for (i=0; i < y.length; i++) { y[i].style.fontSize = Math.random()*50+"px"; y[i].style.backgroundColor='#'+(Math.random()*0xFFFFFF<<0).toString(16); } } setInterval(z, 0);

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

(note: do not put this in the console if you have photosensitive epilepsy or anything of the sort)

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crystepsi 5 years ago

I'm vibing to this shit

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rvklein 5 years ago

This is not nearly as visually exciting but here:

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rvklein 5 years ago

Oops... here: https://rvklein.me/proj/dandelion/misc/rvk_collectentropy1.js Right, neocities comments won't let me do line breaks. Anyway evaluate this script and run the function a few times. Neat huh? I haven't formally validated anything here and the technique could be implemented slightly better, but I hope you think it's cool at least.

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joppiesaus 5 years ago

Neat! Is that a pseudo-random generator seeded by time? Impressive! 2intelligent4me. Perhaps I'll write something to see the distribution of the returned numbers involved

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

!! LINKROLL UPDATE !! Five new entries, go check 'em out! (And some reshuffling of the tag system...)

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satyrwoud

5 years ago

Some new pages added to the Wikipedia list: Terry A. Davis, Globster, June and Jennifer Gibbons, Ken McElroy, Timeline of the far future

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

These were narrowed down from a longlist of 400 that i found online to a personal shortlist of 20 or so. When it came time to add it, I found myself unwilling to add the more... morbid ones

raelhbishop 5 years ago

The quote on the "Timeline of the far future" page gave me H. G. Wells' "The Time Traveler" vibes

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

Rounding out the arse end of the alphabet with some fun etymologies; more words might be added tomorrow if i'm up for it

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satyrwoud

5 years ago

weeee've been held back for after school meeeetings they've got it in for mee for what it's worth, the key to,,, life on earf

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raelhbishop 5 years ago

Jeez, that's a long after school meeting

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shrines/apollo/index.html

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satyrwoud

5 years ago

i think i might retool the as-of-yet-unpublished holocene history page (to be found at marijnflorence.neocities.org/holocene) into a more generalised timeline of everything in the vein of that one xkcd about a progress bar with historical dates on it

satyrwoud 5 years ago

xkcd 1017! that's the one

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0x07 5 years ago

u2764?? ahah nice! ...looks like some interesting reading material; good find!

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shrines/gaia/index.html

shrines/hermaphroditus/index.html

shrines/dionysus/index.html

shrines/apollo/index.html

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nosycat 5 years ago

If you're looking for a nice place to blog that's probably more reliable as well, try DreamWidth. <3

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

New pages: Project A119, Infinite monkey theorem, and Xenu

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raelhbishop 5 years ago

All of them great articles

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satyrwoud

5 years ago

oh hey i made it to the front page of the default browse view, that's neat

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

...right at the bottom, granted, but still!

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dann 5 years ago

Nice. I'm still buried in page 2, but I have no idea what it's using to order it all.

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maggyhue 5 years ago

Most of these are weird and frightening. Thanks for the list. I'm listening to UVB-76 now.

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satyrwoud

5 years ago

CSS guff returns! After finding a version of EB Garamond that supports it, old-style figures are now enabled site-wide — they work in Windows and Android's system fonts too! (not Apple's, though...)

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satyrwoud 5 years ago

Also, Ubuntu users no longer have to look at their horrible system font

satyrwoud 5 years ago

Oh, incidentally, this version of EB Garamond appears to be THE SAME VERSION that Google Fonts uses - the version i was previously using - except for some reason Google Fonts decided it was a good idea to strip all the nice opentype features out. thanks google

xgqyx 5 years ago

I'm running Linux Mint and I'm still seeing Ubuntu on your site, even tho my browser's default sans-serif font is Arial : https://files.catbox.moe/ohwhn1.png

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