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owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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arkmsworld owlman

7 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8XrSeLBbGg

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kenny46140 7 years ago

"Mockumentaries" have always made me laugh. ie: This is Spinal Tap (Rockumentary) and others that come off "real" to the majority. Good stuff! :)

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owlman 7 years ago

Mmmmm, big cocks

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Oh, now knock that off! No... I mean; "Stop THAT, ya goober!". You'll go blind! Geesh...

kenny46140 7 years ago

That goes for the both of you! I'll knock your hea.... Uh, boy. Um, yer both gonna get a whi... no. Oh, just sit in the corner. At least where nobody can SEE YOU !!!

owlman 7 years ago

You do know I'm into dudes, Kenny?

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Um, "duh"? As you know I'm a straight guy who is not a bigot. Yupper. So what? Your life-style is just that. I don't care. You seem cool to me, like I've always said to ya! (gotta do this:) "Uh-DOY !!!" :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Now, read above again after you say "Mmmmm" and think; Huh, that Ken-bo is just some guy who likes to take and make jokes with about anybody". You're a tolerant guy of my life-style, I'm sure... yeah? Um, 'scuse me der? :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Yer still at 104, so I made a few more picks on your "108 Virtual Party" post. Ack! Gotta run! Laters, dude!

kenny46140 7 years ago

Laters, Arkm! Cool-cool!

owlman 7 years ago

You do know I'm also into chicks, Kenny?

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arkmsworld 7 years ago

...and also a Furry :O

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owlman 7 years ago

Just because I own 10.3 GB of yiff on my computer does NOT mean I'm a furry, and just because most furries are bisexual also does NOT mean I am one, okay! Look, I just like cute animals like owls and dogs. Also, why does everyone say that just because you own a fursuit of your fursona you're a furry? What has this world come to? First Trump, then Brexit, then everyone thinks you're a furry.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Yup, Senor Owl... I know you are a "Bi" as well. Geesh, like I said man... you're personal preferences are just that. Ya do come off kinda militant about it, like you're always on the defensive. No worries. Now, that "Furry" biz... Ummm, naw I don't follow what that is NOR do I care to! I have a 7' tall friend who is a "Bear" and he wants to meet you, though. Mwa-mwaaah! ;)

kenny46140 7 years ago

That "Mwa-mwaaah" was/is the sound (effect) of a trumpet with that plunger-cap, catch? Sure ya do! And Hoss, I see yer likes on this. What's yer take on this? "Mwa-mwaaah!"... lol :)

owlman 7 years ago

I'd love to meet a big bear Kenny, but sadly I'm more into twinks

sakuramoritani owlman

7 years ago

hey look, it's a banner for my old site https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/210174253205684225/435628595583385620/unknown.png

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owlman 7 years ago

OwO

owlman

7 years ago

For 108 followers I want to do a second MS Paint request thing, so post whatever crazy thing you want me to draw in Paint and I'll probably do it!

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dotcomboom 7 years ago

The Persistence of Memory because hey, nothing better than a good timesink

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gwtagacw 7 years ago

Berk, Bony and Drutt from Trapdoor!

joppiesaus 7 years ago

I don't know if this is legal to ask it again but a piece of cheese driving a super cool & awesome fast car

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temperamental 7 years ago

bjork in swan dress

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thisoldrecliner 7 years ago

Doom Guy doing an ollie off the skull of a revenant.

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websitering 7 years ago

An alternate reality where the Casio PV-1000, not the Famicom, was a huge success which took the world by storm.

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yudosai 7 years ago

An owl riding a coooool teched out skateboad through cyberspace

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floppyjay 7 years ago

An old fat man in a military suit eating oatmeal raisin cookies. Feel free to add any comedic twist you wish. 'Asking for a friend' heheh!

kenny46140 7 years ago

Huh... Have I asked before? I dunno... check here: https://kenny46140.neocities.org/owlman.html

owlman hyperlink

7 years ago

lol http://archive.is/4zPUP

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paperbagthing 7 years ago

the site died after that :V

owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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owlman

7 years ago

https://neocities.org/site/jakeonline?event_id=562808 Jake broke Neocities with this weird page

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owlman

7 years ago

How I bully people: https://web.archive.org/web/20170704012845/https://designchoices.neocities.org/ https://web.archive.org/web/20170703224417/https://designchoices.neocities.org/

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owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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junk/old_articles/rocketmix-review.html

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owlman 7 years ago

I have a high IQ because I watch Johny Testicles

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owlmale 7 years ago

bamboozled again

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dotcomboom 7 years ago

ayyy

owlman

7 years ago

Bit of a weird request, but I plan on doing a "virtual party" for 108 followers and for every part you need guests, so I'm asking if people can draw their OCs - it doesn't matter if you can't draw well, or even if you use say MS Paint. Here's what I came up with; https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/party_owl.png

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joppiesaus 7 years ago

here's mine: https://joppiesaus.neocities.org/img/owlmanparty_joppiesaus.png

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gwtagacw 7 years ago

https://gwtagacw.neocities.org/capyy.png here u go!

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Mr.Owl, Am I Invited? You still cool or no?

owlman 7 years ago

You can come if you draw your OC/yourself in MS Paint or whatever

kenny46140 7 years ago

Had to ask considering your restrictions. I just did 'draw' one on the comp or whatever, but what's "OC" stand for man?

kenny46140 7 years ago

I do most of my graphic design stuff via comp anymore. If you call that "drawing it myself", then Yes. Follow?

kenny46140 7 years ago

Owlman, Are you Cool or Not, dude? I'm still NOT your enemy, man... nor am I against you in any way. You misread things awhile back, and never replied. The lack of your reply spoke loudly. Understand?

hosma 7 years ago

Hey Kenny, OC stands for "Original Character". Everyone's invited as long as they send owlman their OC.

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owlman 7 years ago

OC stand for "Original Character" - just draw what you look like I guess. Also I guess I'm cool for cats.

hosma 7 years ago

lole I don't know how to draw living beings https://hosma.neocities.org/misc/thedude.png

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Thanks, guys! I folluh! Well, Owlman... dunno whatcha mean by you being "cool for cats". I like cats. I am one Cool Cat, tho... ya dig? No, not that furry biz nor funny biz; The Jazzy Biz. Don't Hate 'Cause I'm Straight! I'll get one on here soon. Later, taters... say NO to haters (of any kind)! :)

owlman 7 years ago

What on Earth are you even talking about?

arkmsworld 7 years ago

I was thinking about doing a pixel art image in GIMP being that I've never used paint, but....fuck it. lol https://arkmsworld.neocities.org/markpic1.png

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floppyjay 7 years ago

I've been lurking on Neocities for a bit too long, this serves as a fun thing to drag me back in : ) I'll be sure to put my 'OC' up here. I think I'll even update my site sometime soon.

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strata 7 years ago

https://strata.neocities.org/dump/me.png

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Man, Owlman. That's a song you like to sing alot; "What Are You Talking About?". A song we've all heard outa you before so much. Sure, communication probs are bound to happen it text. It's always been that way. I generally type as clearly as anyone. If I don't understand something specific, I'll ask. Ya Follow? Anyway...(cont...)>>>

kenny46140 7 years ago

My "wing-man" scopes out any blind-parties before I show up. Dunno his real name and he doesn't speak. He can be the "life of the party" if ya get to know him. A bit creepy, maybe... but, he's an all-around "people person". https://kenny46140.neocities.org/wing-man_of_kenny.gif

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kenny46140 7 years ago

He'll be checkin' things out before I show up. :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Wait a sec... "Mark"? DM Arkm, Mark ?!? No... you, naw... Mark?

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arkmsworld 7 years ago

I am Arkm the Archmage, Sorcerer Supreme, Master of the Mystic Arts. Who dares call me by this feeble name, Mark"? >:(

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yudosai 7 years ago

https://yudosai.neocities.org/yudoaf.png

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Alright, you do talk-the-talk like who I think. BUT it's too much of a "ko-wink-ee-dink"! If you (ARKM) can relate the this, then lemmie know (you should've earlier! asshole!): "Year: D&D Record - Guiness Book". (?) PLUS, more to come pending you're own preference of identity.

arkmsworld 7 years ago

Me no understand, sahib. Please to explain.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

No prob, hadji. Perhaps later. It was a question about a particular year of D&D record in the Guinness Book that you may be familiar with, dude.

kenny46140 7 years ago

"Yes", I drew/cgi/mspaint/etc this one: https://kenny46140.neocities.org/the-party.gif

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kenny46140 7 years ago

An earlier version of my wing-man (thru the spy-hole on your door)= https://kenny46140.neocities.org/knock-knock.gif

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kenny46140 7 years ago

https://kenny46140.neocities.org/the-party-plain.jpg - https://kenny46140.neocities.org/the-party-jazzy.jpg

owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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hosma 7 years ago

o7

owlman 7 years ago

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strata 7 years ago

o7

kenny46140 7 years ago

http://read.gov/aesop/043.html

strata 7 years ago

Wolf! Wolf!

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owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Yes, you are a funny guy! But when you pick and choose at a few words or sentences, the entire meaning is lost. ie: "archived cut-up parts of old convos". Ya catch? Again, I am not your enemy. I have no enemies. I've always thought highly of you, man. You know better.

kenny46140 7 years ago

https://kenny46140.neocities.org/owlman.html

taklowkernewek updated Taklow Kernewek - 'Cornish Things'

7 years ago

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taklowkernewek updated Taklow Kernewek - 'Cornish Things'

7 years ago

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roachparade owlman

7 years ago

i love your website so much.. i keep coming back to it and it truly is a labyrinth of interesting things! i haven't read everything due to time, but i enjoy your owlman library content especially.

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owlman 7 years ago

Thank you so much for that comment, I do try my best in writing and I know I sometimes slip up, but I always try my hardest. Thanks for the nice words!

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Yup, Owlman is a piece of work. Am sure alotta folks keep an eye on his page(s) and posts. He seems like a really cool guy! You're all over the board, Owlman dude! Can anyone disagree with these statements? I get this made-up song in my head: "It's Owlman, Owlman. Ya never really know what he's gonna do. Owlman, Owlman. Give him a kiss before he kisses you!" You Rock, Owlman !!! :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

His thick accent, though. Geesh! Listen... Oh, you hear it and you know it. I thought 'mine' was bad. Tone it down, man! ;)

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owlman 7 years ago

I have two question: First, what's up with the "Give him a kiss before he kisses you" part? Do you think I'm flirting with you or something? Second, how do I have a thick accent? The only place where you could have possibly of heard my voice is on one of my shitty videos where I put on a almost robotic voice so it doesn't sound anything like me.

kenny46140 7 years ago

Dude, I was/am complementing you. Like; "laughing with you, not at you", catch? Are you serious? C'mon... If so: I'm not your enemy, man. I honestly think you rock, you're cool, and the voice/song thing is made-up/imagined stuff while I read. You get it. Phew, Geez-Louise! Now, get ta laughing ya turkey! :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Oh, and... I think alotta us neo-folks agree that yer cool, right?

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kenny46140 7 years ago

If you're really serious, man... you misread me there. You cool?

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hosma 7 years ago

@kenny46140 sounds like a nice song, is there more to it? And I agree, owlman rocks :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Hosma, it was just a "jingle" like everybody does. Some whistle, some sing, etc. We all do it and that's all it was/is. Owlman knows better. Will explain more here https://kenny46140.neocities.org/owlman.html later this morning. Owlman, I know you know better. Very proud of you! :)

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owlman updated OwlMan on Neocities

7 years ago

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