Neocities

The only two things that can consistently make me cry are Motion Picture Soundtrack by Radiohead and the scene in Titanic where the Irish mum reads her children the bedtime story as the ship sinks

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

"And so they lived happily together for 300 years, in the land of Tír na nÓg…" 😭😭😭

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pikemalarkey 1 year ago

Interesting, for me it's the musicians that are playing as the ship sinks

satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

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ceiadon

1 year ago

hi! been a long time im hopefully going to fix my site soon and with that comes a big restructuring of everything...... it still says its winter. dear lord

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satyrwoud fleetingfox

1 year ago

Interested to see where this goes 👀

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satyrwoud preservedfigs

1 year ago

Eternal Sunshinechads stay winning

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preservedfigs 1 year ago

<3

satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

Did i push this update to neocities just so that you all had to be subjected to constructionjak? Maybe

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pencilvoid 1 year ago

I don't like him

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satyrwoud

1 year ago

There is no reason to use Times New Roman in any universe where Garamond exists. It is a profoundly ugly typeface, which only makes its overexposure all the more painful, unlike, say, Gill Sans, Verdana, or the Swiss grotesques. Friends don't let friends use Times

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

I'll allow it if it's for cheap web nostalgia bait purposes but will give you the side eye the whole time

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blamensir 1 year ago

😞

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

Fuck dude maybe I need a page for Typography Hot Takes, I gotta get all this stuff out my system

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pencilvoid 1 year ago

I am 100% here for any and all Typography Hot Takes, so long as there is no neo-grotesque slander

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hosma 1 year ago

Ah, yes, Verdana. Or as I like to call it, the Sony Vegas "Sample Text" font.

bright-eyes 1 year ago

If it's anything beyond page headings, or links, it's too much!

arkmsworld 1 year ago

Fine! From now on, all of you can use this font -> https://images.fastcompany.net/image/upload/w_596,c_limit,q_auto:best,f_auto/fc/ecofont-vector.jpg And may God have mercy on your souls.

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brennholz 1 year ago

aw hell yeah arkm I'm gonna save so much digital ink!!! The squids will thank me.

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

I realise that i’m under absolutely no obligation to explain what amounts to probably a fortnight and a half’s absence, not being a Youtuber who has to pump out clickbait every Friday so they don’t have to subsist entirely on baked beans, but it seemed impolite not to put up a post making the Not A Hiatus® official. (Plus my brain works in mysterious ways and it’s very much a weight off my back.)

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satyrwoud

1 year ago

Australia was robbed

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

Rare jury W on that particular front

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pikemalarkey 1 year ago

Yes, someone stole all the lyrics and left that song with a one-liner that the band had to repeat endlessly

satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

Added a little map to the bottom showing where all the albums are from — you may need to Ctrl+F5, as usual

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satyrwoud

1 year ago

A humble compromise suggestion: add back the follow notifications, but collapse them so that "shittybaby69 followed satyrwoud, corru, pikemalarkey, arkmsworld…" only takes up one post rather than like nine

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sneekrealm 1 year ago

true but also shittybaby69 is a fire username-example

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capstasher 1 year ago

the follow notificstions were great, not sure why anyone would want them gone

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pikemalarkey 1 year ago

I don't understand how notifications work, I think I have only received 1 in the last 3 years

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pseudocinnabar 1 year ago

im not sure how hard itd be on neocities's end to do this but it feels like a good way to do it. the sheer amnt of notifs like that made it a lot harder to keep up with site updates but i dont necessarily mind seeing them, they just needed condensed.

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

if we all band together to donate 0.00000000001 bitcoin im sure kevin will add it

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slimysomething 1 year ago

looks like it happened

satyrwoud 1 year ago

Damn guess the 0.00000000007 monero finally made its way over

satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

sandbox.html

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

1 year ago

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satyrwoud

1 year ago

My uncle works for Tim Berners-Lee and he told me about the secret first draft of HTML6. They're adding a ‹scent› element. I could tell you more but he'd have to kill me

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raelhbishop 1 year ago

Nice to see fauns getting representation in the tech industry

satyrwoud

1 year ago

Apologies for the slowdown in updates — i’m working on a bigger-than-usual project which may or may not come to fruition, but i hope you’ll agree it to be worth it if it does. :-)

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

https://i.imgur.com/FOmDdyM.png

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slimysomething 1 year ago

sci-fi setting?

satyrwoud

1 year ago

corrussy observer

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pencilvoid 1 year ago

she corru on my observer till i html5 game

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

I always feel weird calling it a game. My mind just files it in the same sort of "weird web multimedia thing" category as stuff like 17776 and that one with the grey people

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raelhbishop 1 year ago

I haven't seen 17776 in *years*. Good stuff.

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