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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

It’s time again for Lords of Misrule! Email me anything you want* before the 16th of December, and i’ll put it on the site with its own fancy formatting. You can even vandalise my other pages if you ask nicely. (*No politics and nothing that would get me in legal trouble, please)

satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

I'm on something of a poasting blitz but I'll say one last thing — one important thing i've learnt is that Neocities is much more tolerable if you just never look at the global activity page. No weirdos, no depressing blogs, no fansites for animes you've never heard of, no (rare, but there) actual literal neonazis — it’s generally just a much nicer experience when you stay in your own little circle.

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

working on stuff https://i.imgur.com/W7j92Az.png

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I like Obsidian, you're meant to have all these weird complicated backlinks between tiny little documents but I just use it like a souped-up notepad

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dawnvoid 2 years ago

Obsidian is cool, I want to make a digital zettelkasten with it at some point

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fi-do-manin 2 years ago

Man, would like to thank you for following me, your site is one of the most well designed I've ever seen, hugs

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slimysomething 2 years ago

holocene ideas?

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Ahhh — I used to have a page on my site of a history of the world in the Holocene era calendar (the current year plus 10,000, basically), trying to put the scale of human history in perspective. I scrapped it because, well, i am just one person, with my own biases and knowledge-gaps, and i couldn't realistically expect myself to ever cover every major event

slimysomething 2 years ago

That sounds like something I could try. I've collected a bunch of history notes since I learned about the holocene calendar years ago. - Also, I found that page by guessing the url.

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slimysomething 2 years ago

The interesting thing would be seeing how ancient dates change, modern ones are pretty obvious.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I actually used to use it across the site, before i realised that i just didn’t talk about ancient dates enough for it to be worth the alienation — and even for those ancient dates, it rendered them unrecognisable to the lay reader.

satyrwoud

2 years ago

Recently saw another site (I believe they follow me — if the webmaster is reading this, hi 🙂) describe me as one of the “earliest sites in the small web movement”, or something of the sort, and honestly it was quite strange — i don’t really think of myself as being… part of any kind of movement? I’m just making a personal website because it’s fun and i have the resources to do it, same as anyone else way back when.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I don’t really partake in the broader “community” of people who are very much About Making Personal Sites: i’m not on any Discords or Mastoda or Pleromæ or Blorbochats or what have you, i don’t have a guestbook, i’ve tried to be restrained with the more Geocitiesque elements, i try to steer clear of meta-commentary about The State Of Ye Web and technology… it doesn’t feel right being lumped in with them. 🤔

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pencilvoid 2 years ago

i think at this point people assume any webmaster on neocities has some affiliation with the yesterweb movement and things like that, probably because the yesterweb sentiment is the reason neocities exists

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Just realised my site turned five years old earlier this year and i didn’t even notice! Lovely milestone.

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

3 years ago

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The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

Note to self — really must figure out how to synchronise comments between Wordpress and my home-baked PHP spaghetti before Lords of Misrule comes around again.

satyrwoud

3 years ago

Turning to the dark side (using machine translation to fill out the Dutch part of my site)

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

What diaspora brain does to a mf

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pencilvoid 3 years ago

AI is stealing our jobs

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

Hey, i'm not complaining if it's my job it's stealing

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satyrwoud

3 years ago

Free April Fools idea: NeoNFTs®

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satyrwoud

3 years ago

I Killed Seven People In A Hit-And-Run. Here's Why That's A Good Thing.

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owlyfans 3 years ago

#valid

satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

3 years ago

The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

Revamped the menu on the front page to look cooler™. (Incidentally, if you see any changes from “Marijn” to “Xanthe” on the site, it’s not a trans thing or anything — just trying to anonymise a bit and build up a fictional persona for myself. :-) )

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slimysomething 3 years ago

Persona with a fursona

satyrwoud

3 years ago

“There She Goes” is *such* an addictive song.

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pikemalarkey 3 years ago

I used to listen to it a lot in my teen years but heard it again recently and felt kind of indifferent : /

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satyrwoud

3 years ago

where is palæocities

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pencilvoid 3 years ago

that's just geocities

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satyrwoud

3 years ago

Trying to write a review of “Don’t Worry Darling” and i’m too stemcel for this shit

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

3 years ago

The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

I’m not fucking around when i call it the greatest album ever made, by the way. It’s honest to god their In Rainbows — the pure, distilled version of everything that makes my favourite band great.

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

Oh for god's sake it's done it again

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satyrwoud phrogee

3 years ago

HELL YEAH LIDL

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satyrwoud

3 years ago

Not posting this on the site because then I’d be what we in the industry call a massive hypocrite but it gets on my nerves when I see a cool-looking website and then the only content on it is about how much they miss Le Old Web before they invented capitalism or whatever. It was a cool fun new idea a few dozen sites ago but please I'm begging you just write about gardening or Zootopia fanfiction or something

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

What makes the free web beautiful is the sheer diversity in topics covered and how the little idiosyncracies and quirks in people's interests shine through — it makes me a little sad how most sites in the modern revival movement are just lamenting about their own existence!

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myshittyworld 3 years ago

Agreed! Love to see some content

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pencilvoid 3 years ago

i am retweeting this post in spirit

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

3 years ago

The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 3 years ago

Is Neocities ever going to update the oldass browser it uses for screenshots lol

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