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the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

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kenny46140

7 years ago

Gave one of my cousins an email simply saying; "Hey, how goes it?". Haven't spoken with her since last summer. Minor tiff. I hit send, shut down the comp and before I pour a coffee the phone rings. It's her. Nearly 2 hours of laughing and catching up later, there was no tiff at all! Never was! Hate when misunderstandings happen. Especially when there wasn't one at all. Huh...

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Appreciate the 'likes', folks. Cool-cool. It really "is" All Good... apart from yardwork and weeds, right?

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the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

7 years ago

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probablynot kenny46140

7 years ago

One is not a nickel, but another might be :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Yupper, the one that's not a nickel is the quarter. I think I was suggesting you put some easy riddles like that on your page or just look some up to fight that compulsion. But, now I realize your "side project" is not what I imagined. (see other below) :)

probablynot 7 years ago

No offense :) but your idea of "easy riddles" is one of my levels of personal hell. So, no, won't be adding any pages llike that to my site!

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Umm, believe it or not it took a half an hour before I got that one. Also, the answer was revealed to me. So; "I really did NOT get it". I just raised my hands in disgust when I heard it, but it's a cute riddle for kids! :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Hmmm... (?)

probablynot 7 years ago

"Hmmm... (?)" what? :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Got an email from sis saying; "You wrote that wrong on there". I didn't ask her 'what', so I was looking with strained eyes last night. Just got off the phone and it's down lower on a post. I'll correct it.

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the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

7 years ago

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kenny46140 owlman

7 years ago

"109" ?!? Aw, man... I missed it. Ack!!!

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owlman 7 years ago

All is lost...

kenny46140 7 years ago

Oh, No... the "All is lost" moment... (didn't think anybody caught that) All is lost...

tansied kenny46140

7 years ago

You have some broken images on your 2017 page. Beginning with "abridged theater presents". Haven't seen such a long single page in a while. You've got the 90s homepage thing down pat, for sure. *thumbs up*

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Naw, it works. It's just for grins. Cool-Cool. Thanks.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Get it workin'? I see the 'like', there. Yeah, it's been there over a year. Never heard any probs ever. Maybe some neocities folks don't get the idea of that page, but my fam & friends do. Will check out yer page(s) soon. Am kinda busy now. Thanks, again.

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tansied 7 years ago

After your first comment I thought maybe the broken images were deliberate, for purpose of irony (which is a thing these days).

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kenny46140 7 years ago

I understand. I could see where one might think that. That page might've jammed-up like that once. I just refreshed or closed then re-opened it. It's kinda goofy and just for grins.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Forgot this; the "90's" look? I thought it looked more "80's" but centered.

probablynot kenny46140

7 years ago

I've been quite tempted today to let you in on my side project. I know I should fight this compulsion. Past experience tells me the best way to kill a side project is to prematurely give it an audience. Still, I'm pondering. Any thoughts? :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Ya gotta go with yer gut, I agree. Maybe a sort of small page that is "short-and-sweet" of sorts. OR better yet, add to your interests section to nip that urge in the bud! Hmm? Whadya think?

kenny46140 7 years ago

Oh, I think I asked awhile back what particular TV Shows and Movies you're fond of (past or present). Does that help? Show me yours, I'll show ya mine! Har-har... oh, you catch my meaning. Something like that might curve that urge as well. :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Plus, I'll figure out your "60/40-Viola" name game. I guessed "April", but that's too easy. Hope that helps (above) and I'll get back to ya later. :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Huh, that's odd. Wait... hmm. Read above yer post: https://neocities.org/site/kenny46140 Anyway, I said "curve" and think I meant "curb". Umm, "Jenny, Ginny, or Linda"? No, too easy. Gotta get some stuff done. Later, tater! :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Back! Had another idea so yer not tempted; Easy Riddles! Maybe(?). Like; "You have two coins that equal 30 cents. One is NOT a nickel." Follow? Just an idea. Silly, maybe. ;)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Back (again). It "is" Jennifer. Wait... aw, where'd I put that note-to-self. Here it is. Ugh, wrong one. It says; "not jennifer and ask about.." Oh, yeah! Need any sort of graphic or certain image? I can probably make it. Eh, will make a few today just for grins if I get a chance. No prob.

probablynot 7 years ago

It's not April or Linda although I do like those names. Ginny and Jenny are way off the mark. Remember I said "my full name" (re ratio). So my first name doesn't actually follow the 60/40 ratio. What people usually call me *does* have five letters, but it doesn't follow the ratio either. Sorry. I should have been more clear, but I wasn't expecting anyone to try to figure it out. :)

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probablynot 7 years ago

I'm afraid I don't understand your suggestions re curbing my temptation. Distraction won't help (I'm constantly distracted by everything) and all my energy is going into the side project anyway. Brain in permanent cramp mode, I guess :(

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kenny46140 7 years ago

I got it; The 'name thing'. I just like thinking of word puzzles sometimes while I'm woking on stuff. And "now" I get what you mean by "side project". I thought it was perhaps a web-page design! Duh! <-me! Yup, brain farts "do" happen! My bad. I'll ask, what's the general idea of your side project as not to kill it?

kenny46140 7 years ago

I have loads of side projects. Some impulsive, some drawn/thought out and others well, just 'shelved'. They mostly involve little to no money. Example: awhile back I refurbished and repaired some old advert electric lit wall clocks and gave them to fam members. Got some old lawn/garden junk to make lawn art out of. Stuff to make lamps out of. Ya, know... stuff like that. Maybe for garage sale or trading. (shrug)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

So, yup; You decide: "What's the general idea of your side project as not to kill it?" Now ya got me thinkin'... Ouch! Yup, it hurts! :)

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probablynot 7 years ago

Side project is an offshoot of the writing thing, and does involve a web page (design more-or-less finalised now). Because I've been working on it every day for more than a week it feels well-developed to me, when I look at it, but I need to keep reminding myself that someone who is *not* me probably won't see it that way. It needs more content before I release it "into the wild" so to speak. :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Way cool! Sounds like you've got it under control. I used to write years ago, but life twists and turns. Long ago, my li'l sister had found a few of my hand-written short stories in my 'old room'. It was the early days of internet and she typed them out and sent them in to this "contest" thingy. She surprised me by showing me they'd won some kind of award. I was embarassed and glad our names were NOT on them! :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

Funny, I've actually not typed nor written "this" much in a very long time either. Not even emailed in awhile... huh. Gonna write my cousin. Hope to get more internet time. Have been kinda busy. Lookin' forward to your "project"! Cool-cool! :)

kenny46140 7 years ago

correction: My sis had sent in some short stories long ago and "she'd" gotten an award for "her" story. Not the ones of mine she sent it. Hell, neither of us even remember where it was! TOO long ago! Slept since then!

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probablynot 7 years ago

The compulsion has passed. Just thought I'd let you know :)

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kenny46140

7 years ago

Sorry about the "Double Vision" below, yeah? Gotta get out and get stuff done! :)

owlman 7 years ago

Hey Kenny I have a question; How old do you think I am?

kenny46140 7 years ago

(oh, boy... here he goes. geesh, alright. ahem) " Hey Owlman I have an answer; To me you're 25. " (now what's he gonna do. why am i such his easy target? eh, whatever.)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Yeah, 25. Give or take a few. Wait... 23? Oh, that's a few huh. (what's he up to, hmm?)

owlman 7 years ago

Not bad.

owlman 7 years ago

Well, I'm more close to 23. Let's just say I'm old enough to drink.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

So, are ya saying you've realized the dangers of "drinking and typing" and perhaps have regrets? Or, maybe you were just asking a simple question about observation skills. Whatever. Assume nothing. Nobody knows everything, man. You don't have 6 mirrors in your part of the house, do ya? See, I know nothing.

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owlman 7 years ago

I was just thinking about how old people think I am, and no, I don't drink all that often.

kenny46140 7 years ago

You know better, dude. Who gives a crap what "people" think of ya. Geesh. Did ya get that "mirrors" joke (above)? Sure ya did. Be cool, duder! :)

kenny46140 hosma

7 years ago

Had some time this morning. No prob. You follow. https://kenny46140.neocities.org/hosma.html Have a good one, dude !!!

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hosma 7 years ago

Thanks a lot for the banners, kenny, they look really cool. Unfortunately I don't think they would fit with my current theme so sorry about that, I'm sure you get it. But I appreciate it a lot! As for where I am, I'll just say I'm from Europe.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Oh, I know they don't fit yer theme, man. I was working on another project (with the background of it) and wanted to see a "text". Your name just popped to mind. Took a whopping 5 minutes and just saved as jpeg to show ya for grins. Dude, I can make about anything... way better, catch? Eur-uh-pee-in'? Better be in the toilet !!! Mwa-mwaaaaa! Ugh, that hurt. :)

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kenny46140 dotcomboom

7 years ago

Hey, hey! Thanks for the follow! I've seen yer name on 'likes' for the past month, but haven't had the time to really look over folks' pages! At a glance; "Very Cool Page" !!! Will look more at it later, yeah? Thanks again and have a good one! :)

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the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

7 years ago

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kenny46140 babylons

7 years ago

Oh, well... "Hi"! Thanks for the follow, there! Was winding things up and saw this. Gimmie a write, cool? Ask "whatever", yeah? Gotta run and will check out yer page(s) later, k? Thanks! :)

the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

7 years ago

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kenny46140 gwtagacw

7 years ago

You ROCK !!! I mean it. I can't do the imagery you can. Mine is different, but not as crisp and 'net friendly' as yours. Keep up the good work, yeah? Very Cool.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Gimmie a write when ya can. Ask anything. I don't mind. That goes for all you folks who clicked "like" on this post, cool? No prob. Gotta run! :)

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