We gladly welcome you aboard! Please take a while to rest your aching feet after such an arduous journey, for there is a longer journey ahead - longer than you could ever comprehend. UBWU
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As you enter the eerie silence a slurp cuts through the still air. You witness a booklet of tombola tickets being ingested by some kind of rudimentary mouth which protrudes from the wall. You call out, but only your echo returns. With trepidation, you journey into the uncertain shadows. Universe be with U
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Joy of joys, you have finally arrived! Unfortunately our usual welcome party is out of action due to indescribable abominations. Today Barbara from the sustainability team will guide you forth - you gain one tombola ticket (the moist air causes the ink to run and renders your ticket unusable). UBWU
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Universal! A new passenger has boarded the ship. You are greeted by what appears to be a figure celebrating your arrival with an outstretched hand. As you move closer it appears to be a grotesque pulsating mass of skin and muscle which extends. From the tip of the appendage a vascular valve slowly gurgles, expelling a damp yet rather plush bathrobe. Universe be with U
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Greeting passenger, we hope you have found the welcome party a comforting reprieve compared to the hellish remnants from which you were plucked. However, our systems have classified you as some kind of parasite and you will therefore be placed in quarantine for the foreseeable. UBWU
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vegacollective
1 year ago
The venue for this years Reset is now confirmed. We will announce details in the coming months. Hope to see you there in person or via astral projection. UBWU
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As you enter the cavernous structure the air meets you like a warm stale breath with condensation forming beaded droplets that slowly crawl across your skin. Welcome to the rest of eternity. UBWU
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Dear passenger, we noted that you may have left your free biscuits gifted during orienteering. Please rest assured that many of the food items aboard Vega are prone to anguished screams and it is nothing to be concerned about. Universe be with U
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Greetings passenger, we trust the welcome catering package was to your liking. Please be sure to wear your assigned slippers for minimum of 10-12 centicycles to prevent psychic intrusion during the adjustment period. UBWU
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sunnyshines
1 year ago
it was fantastic, thank you. and i'll be sure to keep them on until i've adjusted :)
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Thank you thank you!