As you enter the cavernous structure the air meets you like a warm stale breath with condensation forming beaded droplets that slowly crawl across your skin. Welcome to the rest of eternity. UBWU
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Dear passenger, we noted that you may have left your free biscuits gifted during orienteering. Please rest assured that many of the food items aboard Vega are prone to anguished screams and it is nothing to be concerned about. Universe be with U
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Greetings passenger, we trust the welcome catering package was to your liking. Please be sure to wear your assigned slippers for minimum of 10-12 centicycles to prevent psychic intrusion during the adjustment period. UBWU
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sunnyshines
1 year ago
it was fantastic, thank you. and i'll be sure to keep them on until i've adjusted :)
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vegacollective
1 year ago
We would like to present an alternative screening by our good friend Astrid now showing on Screen 2. UBWU
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Welcome passenger, we wish you a comfortable journey! Warning - Please be aware of spontaneous organ shifting. UBWU
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Thank you for your patronage dear passenger. We hope to chaperone your entrails into the great beyond. UBWU
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melancholic-entrails
1 year ago
(I feel so honored). I highly believe that my entrails are properly chaperoned, thank you very much.
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can I have your blessing dear flesh construct?
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vegacollective
1 year ago
Thank you for your message, passenger. We are looking to arrange induction ceremonies this cycle so please keep an eyeball out. As a humble collective of like minded individuals with shared goals, we are not able to offer blessings ourselves. We simply urge you to look within your own flesh and to your connection with others.
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We hope you get the 'fridge hallway of a meat house' of your dreams. UBWU
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bruno-rubim
1 year ago
thank you, I asked topper if we could go to one some day once I'm in Canada and he said sure
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It is nice to find a fellow admirer of the deep dark starscape. Universe be with U
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Our technicians have now corrected some arterial rerouting errors. UBWU