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emilynhoward skep

4 months ago

I just realized that I wrote in my letter that you didn't complain about your kitchen sink enough. I somehow MISSED your kitchen sink post! I am now revising to say that you complained about it the right amount.

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skep 4 months ago

MORE complaints? Sure! How come 99% of single-bowl sinks have the drain in the center or on the right? My pipe out is on the left!

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skep 4 months ago

Also forgot to mention my worst injury during the project: pinched my finger when I released the tape measure

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

I hate tape measure pinches. That definitely needed to be front and center in the story.

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soloppsprang updated Soloppsprang

4 months ago

skep

4 months ago

Y'all are so enthusiastic about the backyard barbecue that it makes me actually want to do the damn thing <3

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inthemeantimewecry 4 months ago

awww (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

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skep miela583

4 months ago

I too consider it a failing of the industry that Alfred Molina isn't a playable character in more games. Even if he -didn't- have the performative range to cover so many genres, he would still make an excellent unlockable bonus character or premium outfit in many titles.

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miela583 4 months ago

Finally, someone who gets it.

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skep updated Skep’s Place

4 months ago

links.html

Skep’s Place

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skep 4 months ago

Let's not discuss why I'm updating my links page on a Saturday night.

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notesfromearth 4 months ago

genuinely honoured to be considered for the backyard bbq

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miela583 4 months ago

Thank you for the extremely kind links classification! Also, this Puzzmo site in your puzzle links rules.

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readingproject 4 months ago

I am so honoured! Really? To your wedding? Thankyou! But could I also throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate?

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acetaminophriends 4 months ago

omg i would love to come to your barbecue

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harakanvarpu 4 months ago

Yooo thanks for the hypothetical invite!!

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

Aww, thanks Skep! :') Btw, I FINALLY wrote you a letter and will mail it tomorrow.

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inthemeantimewecry 4 months ago

omg thanks for linking me! i love a good backyard bbq ₍^. .^₎⟆

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zhongvie 4 months ago

omg i'd love a bbq... thank u sm, that means a lot!!

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nohappynonsense 4 months ago

skep i can't make the wedding that day but i will buy the happy couple a gift; i assume you just want another playdate so you both can play little asteroids games at the same time. well, you're in luck!

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agoworld

4 months ago

バナーを早く作らなければ

agoworld

4 months ago

サイトを更新しました。　高高高校第一弾野球部 - 現代ゲーム博覧館　https://agoworld.neocities.org/genge/genge2

agoworld

4 months ago

Neocities内で、お気に入りのサイト様をいくつかフォローさせていただきました。まだまだ始めたての身ではありますが、よろしくお願いします～

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

4 months ago

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runes/rainedog.html

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hardmachine 4 months ago

I really don't have the energy to go back and make my site completely accessible with alt tags or images disabled, but I tried to fix the latest rune anyway. Also there was a glaring typo I missed.

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skep six-letter-notion

4 months ago

A revelation strikes me as I peruse your site: life does not feature quite as many puppets as it really ought to. Thank you for your efforts to rectify this.

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six-letter-notion 4 months ago

thank you! we do need more puppets in the wild, we all gotta do our part. sometimes i bring my puppets with me to the bar

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skep 4 months ago

Man, I am frequenting all the wrong bars

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six-letter-notion 4 months ago

become the puppetteer you want to see in the world

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skep readingproject

4 months ago

It only now occurred to me that you included a Youtube link at the bottom of your home page. Logically I knew beforehand that you must have an Aussie accent, and yet somehow I still wasn't prepared for it.

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readingproject 4 months ago

It's okay. Stay calm. A trauma response team is being dispatched to your home right now!

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skep 4 months ago

Ha! <3

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

5 months ago

HARDMACHINE

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hardmachine 5 months ago

Organizing the original and fanart galleries makes me want to blow my brains out. Unfortunately that urge isn't enough to make me start those OC galleries I said I would do for over a year.

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hardmachine 5 months ago

Main focus: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/art/artfight.html and https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/rainedog.html

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skep updated Skep’s Place

5 months ago

misc/sink.html

misc/index.html

Skep’s Place

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skep 5 months ago

For your long-form reading pleasure this weekend, I present the entirety of the Kitchen Sink Saga.

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napreviewz 5 months ago

gg on adulting, may your sink last forever, much like your trauma from having to replace the damn thing

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

this is my favorite thing that i'll spend the next 6 months reading in bits and pieces

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skep 5 months ago

So you're saying I don't have to write anything new for six months.

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acetaminophriends 5 months ago

Forgot I left it on neon green last time I visted your site and instantly got hit with 10 points in psychic damage. I must thank you again for this feature I don't know what I'd do without it

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skep 5 months ago

Already worth the effort I put in

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skep

5 months ago

Expectation: "I can probably replace the sink in four hours or so." Reality: Well, looks like we're going into a second day folks...

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harakanvarpu 5 months ago

😭

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skep 5 months ago

You and me both, Twig.

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sorbier 5 months ago

please write more about your sink/plumbing i want to read about the homeowner experience

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nohappynonsense 5 months ago

me when i say "i could set up a workshop in the basement in half a day"

ghostscape 5 months ago

I thought we could move into a house and renovate a bedroom all in one week... godspeed

no56 updated №56

5 months ago

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fiction/john_marathon.html

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skullys-space updated Risk's webbed site

5 months ago

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AJDir.html

CurrentAJInfo.html

skep

5 months ago

Y'all remember when I spent an entire weekend being overly bitter about converting to a static site generator, because I feel like I'm this close to doing that again but about replacing my kitchen sink.

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emilynhoward 5 months ago

I am here for your bitching about your kitchen sink.

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skep 5 months ago

My current bitching is levied towards the people who installed my existing sink as well as the plumbing supply industry. I haven't even started on the sink.

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asterion 5 months ago

You're complaining about everything but the kitchen sink?

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skep 5 months ago

Why yes, I suppose you could say that!

ghostscape 5 months ago

nothing better than bitching about the idiots who did things to your house before you, while proceeding to be the idiot doing things to your house currently

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ghostscape 5 months ago

(I mean this in a nice and lighthearted way including myself as a fellow idiot doing things to his house, not the totally unnecessary jab it kinda reads as)

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skep updated Skep’s Place

5 months ago

playdate/juxtagram.html

playdate/index.html

Skep’s Place

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miela583 5 months ago

These puzzles sound upsetting and infuriating. I've never wanted a playdate more.

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skep 5 months ago

They have a special going on right now if you buy two!

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miela583 5 months ago

Two might be too much of a time investment, in terms of talking someone else into going in on it, but I think this is the trigger I need to just start a little savings pool for now. Your reviews always make it look fun, but Picross for masochists has max appeal.

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p7uen 5 months ago

!But I'm also at the age where I can't justify spending an entire evening beating my head against a wall" amen! My free time and and brain are disappearing. Hints, easy mode, story mode, lay it on me!

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skep 5 months ago

Yes! I mean, unless I want to do the challenge. Sometimes I do. But not always.

skep updated Skep’s Place

5 months ago

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skep 5 months ago

All right, well... by popular demand, Radioactive Mode can now be toggled on the home page. Go clear your cache first and don't say I never did anything for you.

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acetaminophriends 5 months ago

Thankyou skep. I will never forget, that you have definitely done at least one thing for me

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skep

5 months ago

There's no way to sufficiently express how appreciative I am that I can be over here uploading utter nonsense that's only funny to me, and a hundred of you are like "I'm here for it".

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miela583 5 months ago

This is wildly misquoted, but there was an old Roger Ebert review, I think for Spirited Away, that talked about a specific focus/viewpoint making something more universal. Your nonsense is funny *because* it's so specifically yours!

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skep 5 months ago

Well in that case, y'all are welcome for enriching you. Also, just saw Spirited Away for the first time like two weeks ago. Figured I've been alive too long not to see the Ghibli films.

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skep 5 months ago

(Not counting the time when I was 9 or 10 when my dad picked up Princess Mononoke from Blockbuster figuring "it's a cartoon, the kids will like it" and I ended up scarred)

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silliestgoose-online 5 months ago

Telling a friend about Neocities, they responded that "it's charming to see an online community that's dedicated to seeking out each other's cranked unskippable cut scenes."

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