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Dear Passenger, It has come to our attention that you may, in fact, be a doppelganger impersonating your true self. To resolve this matter, please report immediately to the cargo bay for identity verification. You will be required to provide the following: Your mother's maiden name. The name of your first pet. The street you grew up on...
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Attention Passenger. We are currently experiencing an outbreak involving parasitic insectoid entities capable of replacement. Please remain vigilant and report any suspected doppelgangers to the crew at your earliest convenience. Your cooperation ensures everyone’s safety. UBWU
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vegacollective
1 year ago
I don’t mean to alarm you, but you should be profoundly concerned—perhaps even downright fearful, as this would be a common symptom of infection.
Thank you for joining us, Dear Passenger. Please help yourself to a cup of room temperature Ant Molk or some prawn cocktail crisps. Unfortunately the recent batch of Misc Fish Bits were too high in lead content to be consumed. Universe be with U
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Dear Passenger, you have only just arrived and yet you have been here for a lifetime. Universe be with U
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Dear Passenger, we thank you greatly for joining us. Universe be with U
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Dear Passenger, we are pleased to welcome you aboard and hope that your adjustment period has not caused too much pain and or distress. Universe be with U
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digitalpress
1 year ago
Thank you for a lovely welcome and pleasant journey. Universe be also with u
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The sense of unease builds as you trudge through your arterial surroundings. Echoes and murmurs are hard to place as they bounce around the shifting tunnels. A cold breath breaks your pensive trance as it splashes against the back of your neck, spreading across your skin like a set of icy fingertips. You pivot on your heel with reluctant dread. A familiar face...
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vegacollective
1 year ago
You follow as they beckon you into the walls with a reassuring warmth. It is warm in here too, here in the walls, with your limbs gently dissolving into the body of Vega. Universe be with U
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Failure to comply may result in immediate banishment to the void. Thank you for your cooperation, have a pleasant journey and Universe be with U!
why does this remind me of that's not my neighbour
Passenger Underwhite, would you like to let us know something about your neighbour? The process is 100% anonymous, simply place a blood sample and your ID card into the nearest vacuum tube along with those of your neighbour. Vega thanks you for your compliance. UBWU