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capstasher cidoku

1 year ago

The heirs of the Cidoku fortune will wage eternal war to the heirs of the capstasher fortune for generations over Sealand claims. War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of sea battles, fought by Neocities mercenaries and vintage computers. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.

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cidoku 1 year ago

War becomes routine...

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capstasher

1 year ago

Happy Craic Day guys! I have drunk too much whiskey and guiness today. Explanation coming soon

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oerrorpage 1 year ago

u drink?

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capstasher 1 year ago

Of course! I drink and smoke and thats about it when it comes to cap. I sometimes update the website i guess

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capstasher 1 year ago

Also, don't look up Craic Day, its a real thing. Believe me. I will write an article on it tonight!

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didntask 1 year ago

I sometimes update the website 😭 *raises glass*

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capstasher 1 year ago

I could feel the world getting slower and more confusing. Pint of coke to sober me up, wish me the best lads

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dc-blog 1 year ago

@didntask i need to update my website more especially considering i have like a 106WPM now

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oerrorpage 1 year ago

i looked it up.

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literaturegirl 1 year ago

coke with kraken and disaronno is a well-known sobering drink

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webpage-1990-colourised 1 year ago

Holy shit, great minds think alike. I am wankerd.

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capstasher 1 year ago

Dan, of Webpage 1990 Colourised (a real one, btw, been here since day one) drinking with me telepathically from miles away

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capstasher 1 year ago

Famously known, i'm sure @literaturegirl

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capstasher 1 year ago

@oerrorpage i told you not to! How could you betray me like this

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misterdizzy 1 year ago

happy crack day lol

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oerrorpage 1 year ago

i could die if i did not search it up.

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capstasher 1 year ago

Now you looked it up and you STILL dont know. Craic Day will become international soon when i reveal to you my discovery that lead to its creation

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oerrorpage 1 year ago

and u no my frend, i know u becuz of ur eighte eighht bye thurty 1 c0113cti0n

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literaturegirl 1 year ago

I wonder why we didn't hear about craic day over here in Ireland ...

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capstasher

1 year ago

For those who followed the Loredump i dropped on Cidoku a couple days ago about 4chan's Space Program, you will be happy i found some more bits of lore! Someone at the time made a yt channel for it ( https://www.youtube.com/@4chanspaceprogram184/featured ). And I know it's the right one (as this idea of a 4chan space program came up once again in like 2011) because this has the old logo i made tucked there in the pfp

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capstasher 1 year ago

The website mentioned at the end was sadly never archived, however as far as my memory goes, it never had anything on it

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capstasher cidoku

1 year ago

Either way what I'm saying, Cidoku, is you should totally buy a title from Sealand. The reason I am Lord capstasher, is because someone I once knew bought me one of those fake Scottish lordships, and its amazing to have. Pull a Lord Miles and add it on your bank card

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cidoku 1 year ago

I will become Count Cidoku of Sealand someday, just you wait

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capstasher cidoku

1 year ago

My history with Sealand goes back a long way! The summer of 2017 and the little documented 4chan Space Program (of which I think I am the only one to hold any remains of)

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cidoku 1 year ago

Tell me more...

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capstasher 1 year ago

Back in the old days, someone on the science board came up with the idea of making an amateur rocket group, with the name of "4chan Space Program"

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graybox 1 year ago

>"4chan Space Program" uhm.. WHAT?!

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capstasher 1 year ago

A few autists assembled together a Discord server for it, and the work started. I ran the propaganda department, making posters, and discussing plans with the other members.

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capstasher 1 year ago

Eventually, we reached the idea that we ought to start with a balloon, as research into amateur rocketship proved it to be an expensive endeavour

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capstasher 1 year ago

So okay, balloon it is. But we ought to make it in such a way we can earn money for the next stage of the program

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capstasher 1 year ago

So what would earn money? A sponsorship! How do we get a sponsorship? By livestreaming from onboard the balloon! But what could we stream other than the outside? Now that got us thinking

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capstasher 1 year ago

What would we put inside to make the stream engaging? It has to be something very 4chan specific.... A swastika? Nah, that would bar us from the sponsorship. (But wouldnt being a group of 4channers also block us from a sponsorship? Not necesarrily! Not if they didn't know >:] You see, 4CSP would, internally, stand for 4chan Space Program, but externally we would claim it to be 4 Corners Space Program)

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capstasher 1 year ago

(obviously, this would be to "represent just how diverse we are as a group, being from all the 4 corners of the world". Absolute bull)

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capstasher 1 year ago

Okay, so what do we put inside if not a swastika? Well, a frog of course! Lets make this /sci/entific >8 )

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capstasher 1 year ago

We shall track the vitals of the frog throughout the balloon flight! Lets say its a study of how altitude affects amphibians or something of the sort, we'll justify it post-hoc, it would just be cool to send a frog into space.

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flying-with-quills 1 year ago

@cap that's amazing

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capstasher 1 year ago

I was the opinion this would go catastrophically wrong (even made a poster to show it: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-1.jpg ) but fuck it, it would be crazy if we could pull this off!

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capstasher 1 year ago

Okay, we got out plan. Some of our guys started designing models of the pressursed chamber to be taken up by the balloon ( https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-2.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-3.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-4.PNG )

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capstasher 1 year ago

Engineering department was hard at work! Meanwhile, our outreach team started brainstorming a very important question: Where do we even launch this from? Why, Sealand of course! So our outreach leader reaches out to Prince Regent Michael Bates. And we heard back! Sadly the last email in the chain i have is what our response was to their response: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-5.jpg

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capstasher 1 year ago

Sadly, Sealand never replied after that. That was the end of our only location possibility. And slowly, as the amazing Sealand plan died, interest slowly started dying too. We had a mascot! By my own design as well! Her name was Stella (no relation to the beer). She was featured on the very first 4CSP poster! And do please keep in mind, I was like 15 when i made this in Picsart on my ANTIQUE Android

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cidoku 1 year ago

So Prince Michael agreed? LMAO. Not a lot of people even can go to Sealand; you guys journeying there when you aren't "influencers" or with the news would have been such a story to tell. I don't have such lofty ambitions as you had, but adventure calls you know.

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capstasher 1 year ago

Here it is: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-6.png

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capstasher 1 year ago

And I liked the concept behind this poster so much, that i re-did it in 2022! https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-7.png Here it is on it's own, and here's the side by side progression: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-8.png

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capstasher 1 year ago

There's other bits and bobs leftover from this, but this is about as much of the story itself that I recall. It was 7 years ago. I might make a page to document this all. End of tale for now, dear friends

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cidoku 1 year ago

Yes, definitely do document it, please. For the fun of it.

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capstasher 1 year ago

Some last things left are: I actually got the specific patch Stella has on the 2022 poster, specifically to sew it on a blue hoodie. Her t-shirt is supposed to be a parody of Atari, called Atree, with the kanji for tree above it, as it was similar to the Atari logo

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keltokel 1 year ago

I really enjoyed eavesdropping on this thread.

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graybox 1 year ago

golly goodness, that's amazing.

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capstasher updated capstasher

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capstasher

1 year ago

Ever wanted to know why they call me capstasher? I may soon reveal to you the answer >: )

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saint-images 1 year ago

you were. Fascinated by the item 「Caps Stash」in Fallout 4 (2015, PC, PS4, XBone)。gaming

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capstasher 1 year ago

Very close saint! But not quite! p= its this close (imagine thats a hand doing the gesture for very close)

literaturegirl 1 year ago

stop hiding your mushroom collection from us, cap

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temina 1 year ago

no cap?

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capstasher 1 year ago

fr fr

literaturegirl 1 year ago

https://i.redd.it/u8impc5gn6b71.jpg <-- this is cap

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capstasher

1 year ago

chat where is the funny neocities april fools ai people are talking about?

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temina 1 year ago

they took her from us too soon T^T

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capstasher 1 year ago

I never even got to see Daria T~T

capstasher

1 year ago

The prank this year is that there is no prank

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oerrorpage 1 year ago

me too

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

the prank this year is that neocities has stopped working on my phone

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oerrorpage 1 year ago

mine too, it does not work on my "phone" as well

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capstasher mnbanknotes

1 year ago

Greetings to a fellow archivist! I can't believe most of these are real micronations, let alone real banknotes!

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satyrwoud 1 year ago

Holy shit this takes me back. Me and a friend (back when i still lived in NL!) had a micronation as kids that was probably my first public creative *anything* online. Viva micronationalism!

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capstasher updated capstasher

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didntask 1 year ago

Flawless Latin

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capstasher 1 year ago

@didntask It is, isn't it? I will finish it for sure by the Orthodox Good Friday, worry not

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capstasher myrrh

1 year ago

Followup on the radio readings question, do you have any guidelines on what books i can and cannot read for the show?

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capstasher 1 year ago

Also, a thing i noticed, on the sketchbook section, the arrow for the next page is both left and right arrows overlapping, and on hover instead of pointing right it points left

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myrrh 1 year ago

hey!!! any hard rules i have are on the radio segment sign up page. I trust you to use your best judgment in picking something widly enjoyable. :)

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myrrh 1 year ago

also tysm for letting me know!! ill try and see what thats about hehe. Ive really neglected the gallery smhhhhhhhhhhhh lol.

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capstasher

1 year ago

how do i make a simple terminal page that types out sentences letter by letter and makes the user need to click enter for every new line

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capstasher 1 year ago

i have no clue how to make this work

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myrrh 1 year ago

hm. how comfortable are you with JavaScript ? this is probably the wrong way, but I'd try messing with an input field that accepts enter as the input then have that trigger the next text animation ?

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myrrh 1 year ago

oh wait seems like that JavaScript would be fairly simple actually

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myrrh 1 year ago

https://www.w3schools.com/howto/tryit.asp?filename=tryhow_js_typewriter

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capstasher 1 year ago

That's amazing! Now i just have to modify it to work for a whole page worth of text! Thank you Myrrh

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capstasher myrrh

1 year ago

Would you be open to have fiction readings on the radio as a show segment?

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myrrh 1 year ago

yes!omg!!!! a friend and i were actually just talking about doing something like an audio book club! yeah readings would be so awesome!

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myrrh 1 year ago

also sorry you all are catching me mid radio overhaul lol, mobile responsive-ness, dark theme, chat box, and about/ contact pages forthcomming!

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