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gundham

4 years ago

The Empire thanks all of you for the collective nine thousand views.

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gundham 4 years ago

You are a loyal disciple, Karni. I appreciate it.

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encounters-ltd 4 years ago

o7

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emptygod 4 years ago

congrats! :) may the empire grow more and more.

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gundham updated Exciting Breeding Journal

4 years ago

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parkaction 4 years ago

what fine specimens they are

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gundham 4 years ago

Thank you. Do you wish to gain a familiar once they come of age?

gundham koshka

4 years ago

Pink was originally considered a masculine color because it's a lighter version of red, which was associated with Ares/Mars. Before World War II, AMAB babies wore pink and AFAB babies wore blue, a color associated with Aphrodite/Venus.

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koshka 4 years ago

I am aware, but am nonetheless glad that you brought that up. It just goes to show how arbitrary these associations are, in spite of how seriously many people take them.

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lsuzkxbziosbd gundham

4 years ago

Gundam, for Christmas I got a hamster. What is a good name for it and would a beanie baby make for a good bodyguard?

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gundham 4 years ago

Your hamster shall reveal its name to you once it is comfortable doing so. While I do not recommend a Beanie Baby as a live-in bodyguard, I do recommend that your hamster forms a diplomatic relationship with one, and that its favorite Beanie Baby resides in a property adjacent to your hamster.

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lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Ok. How do I learn it’s name.

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gundham 4 years ago

It will tell you.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

But how will it tell me. It can’t say it’s name. It’s not a pokemon

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gundham 4 years ago

I had forgotten that humans cannot converse with hamsters like I can. How pitiful of me. What is your hamster like, so I can help you come up with a suitable name?

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Can u teach me how to be like u and talk to hampsters.

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gundham 4 years ago

I wish I could, good mortal.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

I think I figured it out. It wants to be called cinnamon.

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gundham 4 years ago

Cinnamon is an excellent name.

gundham

4 years ago

The Empire's largest expansion is complete, with five new familiars born and eight thousand views on the Exciting Breeding Journal!

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gundham updated Exciting Breeding Journal

4 years ago

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gundham 4 years ago

I plan on putting four of the five up for adoption. Cham-P and Him-E shall name whichever one stays with us.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

No don't! They will miss their moomy. At least keep 2... Hampster have to stay with their family or else they loose their marbles.

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gundham 4 years ago

I understand the sentiment, I really do, but Syrian hamsters are solitary in nature. If these were dwarf hamsters, then I would keep a pair of siblings.

gundham

4 years ago

Seven thousand views AND a JAUPing? On MY website? What an auspicious occasion! I grow more pleased and humbled by the day.

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emptygod 4 years ago

it's very well deserved for all of your hard work!

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lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

I GOT JAUPED TOO! Congrats.

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billsworld gundham

4 years ago

Congratulations! You've been JAUP'd! Your site is now listed with the new JAUP members at http://www.geocities.ws/jaup/jaup.htm If you wish you may display a JAUP badge on your page. Badges are here: http://www.geocities.ws/jaup/sym.htm

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gundham 4 years ago

I am deeply honored, my liege. Thank you very much.

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cadnomori gundham

4 years ago

My apologies for misinterpreting your post earlier, I hope you had a wonderful birthday Gundham!

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gundham 4 years ago

It's no problem. Thank you!

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gundham updated Exciting Breeding Journal

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gundham 4 years ago

She will attack. However, her brood shall be borne into a very messy part of the world, and I cannot disturb it until they reach two weeks of age.

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lsuzkxbziosbd gundham

4 years ago

Is ur hampster pregant. I have hampster tips i can tell u about.

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gundham 4 years ago

I would like to hear them.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

It isn’t good. The hamoster house needs to be clean. But she doesn’t want to be clean.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Don’t touch it because it’s tummy will be red and bigger

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Take the boys out because they will eat the crotch demon. Also leave it away for a couple of weeks.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Don’t touch the gril or baby for two weeks.

gundham 4 years ago

Understood. Thank you.

gundham updated Exciting Breeding Journal

4 years ago

Exciting Breeding Journal

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cadnomori 4 years ago

I didn't see this sooner, but I hope there was a wonderful Bionicle birthday bash for the newborn! I wish them well.

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gundham 4 years ago

Oh, it was my birthday, but thank you anyway.

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gundham

4 years ago

We may be having that Bionicle birthday bash sooner than I was expecting....

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lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

wdym

gundham 4 years ago

An earlier birthday just came up.

gundham lsuzkxbziosbd

4 years ago

One can have a Bionicle birthday bash at any age. Once Cham-P reaches his first, I just might throw one for him.

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lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

You should. How are your dark divas of destruction doing? You should invite nagito.

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gundham 4 years ago

If I can find Nagito, then I shall invite him too.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Make sure you all wear the special costumes!

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lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Also you should post some pics on ur webpage. You have to credit me if you do though as I will put it on mine.

gundham 4 years ago

Of course, I must credit you for the instructions and ideas. You are also invited.

lsuzkxbziosbd 4 years ago

Thank you.

gundham

4 years ago

The Exciting Breeding Journal has been viewed six thousand times! We eagerly anticipate the Empire's expansion.

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gundham

4 years ago

I will admit to not checking my email address as much as I should. Today I responded to all but one of your emails. While I wish to reply to the last, the email server I use went down. (By the way, Cheru, I said hello to my familiars on your behalf. They have received extra ear scratching.)

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gundham omfg

4 years ago

BUNGER.

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omfg 4 years ago

BUNGER

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gundham updated Exciting Breeding Journal

4 years ago

Exciting Breeding Journal

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onionroom 4 years ago

thanks for adding my street buddies button, gundham :y

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gundham 4 years ago

I had to. The Street Buddies are delightful!

gundham updated Exciting Breeding Journal

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cadnomori 4 years ago

A Dorian Electra fan seems to have found your domain. I hope it isn't malicious in nature, I enjoy their verse in Femmebot despite that being an older song haha.

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