I come to share the fruits of my recent scavenging around the Web. There is much I have learned since my last site update.

It is with great displeasure that I announce that the email address on my website no longer works. I apologize if this has affected your ability to make offerings, sacrifices, and the like.

Have I yet thanked you all for one hundred thousand pageviews? My work is impressive, but your dedication and loyalty are more so.

I assure you that pumpkin crunch is a treat worthy of the infernal. The autumnal harvest is not to dictate its time of consumption.

A new recipe is in the works.

New year, new recipes. I shall digitize and upload them more frequently.