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kenny46140

7 years ago

Sorry about the "Double Vision" below, yeah? Gotta get out and get stuff done! :)

owlman 7 years ago

Hey Kenny I have a question; How old do you think I am?

kenny46140 7 years ago

(oh, boy... here he goes. geesh, alright. ahem) " Hey Owlman I have an answer; To me you're 25. " (now what's he gonna do. why am i such his easy target? eh, whatever.)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Yeah, 25. Give or take a few. Wait... 23? Oh, that's a few huh. (what's he up to, hmm?)

owlman 7 years ago

Not bad.

owlman 7 years ago

Well, I'm more close to 23. Let's just say I'm old enough to drink.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

So, are ya saying you've realized the dangers of "drinking and typing" and perhaps have regrets? Or, maybe you were just asking a simple question about observation skills. Whatever. Assume nothing. Nobody knows everything, man. You don't have 6 mirrors in your part of the house, do ya? See, I know nothing.

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owlman 7 years ago

I was just thinking about how old people think I am, and no, I don't drink all that often.

kenny46140 7 years ago

You know better, dude. Who gives a crap what "people" think of ya. Geesh. Did ya get that "mirrors" joke (above)? Sure ya did. Be cool, duder! :)

kenny46140 hosma

7 years ago

Had some time this morning. No prob. You follow. https://kenny46140.neocities.org/hosma.html Have a good one, dude !!!

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hosma 7 years ago

Thanks a lot for the banners, kenny, they look really cool. Unfortunately I don't think they would fit with my current theme so sorry about that, I'm sure you get it. But I appreciate it a lot! As for where I am, I'll just say I'm from Europe.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Oh, I know they don't fit yer theme, man. I was working on another project (with the background of it) and wanted to see a "text". Your name just popped to mind. Took a whopping 5 minutes and just saved as jpeg to show ya for grins. Dude, I can make about anything... way better, catch? Eur-uh-pee-in'? Better be in the toilet !!! Mwa-mwaaaaa! Ugh, that hurt. :)

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kenny46140 dotcomboom

7 years ago

Hey, hey! Thanks for the follow! I've seen yer name on 'likes' for the past month, but haven't had the time to really look over folks' pages! At a glance; "Very Cool Page" !!! Will look more at it later, yeah? Thanks again and have a good one! :)

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the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

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kenny46140 babylons

7 years ago

Oh, well... "Hi"! Thanks for the follow, there! Was winding things up and saw this. Gimmie a write, cool? Ask "whatever", yeah? Gotta run and will check out yer page(s) later, k? Thanks! :)

the-raised-eyebrow updated The Raised Eyebrow

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kenny46140 gwtagacw

7 years ago

You ROCK !!! I mean it. I can't do the imagery you can. Mine is different, but not as crisp and 'net friendly' as yours. Keep up the good work, yeah? Very Cool.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Gimmie a write when ya can. Ask anything. I don't mind. That goes for all you folks who clicked "like" on this post, cool? No prob. Gotta run! :)

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kenny46140

7 years ago

Question: "Should I Create A New Handle&Page Here With More Clarity ?" Please respond with opinions as opposed to simple 'likes', cool? I'd honestly appreciate it @ ALL of you. Write as much as you want! No matter WHAT, got it? Cool... thanks.

probablynot 7 years ago

This is an issue that I've been pondering recently. With my first neocities site (which I'm not going to identify) I wasn't happy with the username and changed it, only to find that while I liked the new name better, it further boxed me into a "theme" for the site which didn't match what the site was supposed to be about. Having changed it once and made new graphics etc I didn't feel I could change it again. (cont'd)

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probablynot 7 years ago

(cont'd) It contributed to my inevitable losing-of-interest in keeping the site (there were other factors, but I can't mention those without giving too many clues to the other site's identity). In general I would advise people to plan ahead :) If you want to make another site with a new handle, go for it, but know what you intend to do ahead of time.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Glad you're alright! Have been keepin' tabs on the Aussie Weather prob. That's really effed-up! Same here, but vice-versa! "Odd" is too simple a word/term for it, huh? I actually know what's up... but, will go into that (perhaps) later, yeah? >>>

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kenny46140 7 years ago

( No, no. Not some 'conspiracy theory' nor the goof-ball crapolla like that. It's... well, later...k? )

kenny46140 7 years ago

"Big Thanks" for the advise. I follow ya exactly and came to the very same conclusion 'you' wrote above. Good to know it's 'still' a "small world", huh? Alotta people dunno what that even means anymore it seems, but they do (I'm sure). I was kinda asking because my 'handle' seems lately so... um, "goofy"(?). Plus, I wanted to reformat my page more complex... but 'that' really isn't my way. Simplicity is just that. >>

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kenny46140 7 years ago

At my age (30, 42, 50... whatever ya think), I believe the more complex we (used to) make things... the more needless obligations appear. Sure, I'm a simple guy who leads a simple life... But, "Been There, Done That" and complicating/overdoing things isn't right. JUST like I'm doing NOW! Yeah, I talk too much and obviously 'overdo' the yacking at times! Happens when I feel 'somebody follows me', which is rare lately!

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Anyway, dear... Thanks again! I honestly hope you're "keepin' cool"! Damned weather, anyway! Chock-A-Block Of BS, catch? Eff-The-Dumb-Shist! ;)

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probablynot 7 years ago

*waves* Age is just a number... attitude on the other hand... is attitude ;)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

You got it! ;)

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kenny46140

7 years ago

If I've not posted to you others (you know who you are), I actually DO get the idea as to WHY you may utilize more than 1 handle/page here on neocities. I can only wish ALL of you my best because I have way TOO many irons in the fire to take care of before 'updating', follow? It's REALLY All Good. signed, "Big Brother Ken-bo" aka: Kenny (Yeah, the Cool Guy... ya goofballs !!!) :)

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kenny46140 hosma

7 years ago

Dude, I've got a helluva-lot to get done. Am thinking about making a whole new "handle/web-page" here. What do ya think? PLUS, I haven't asked you some things. Please write me back (here) with your opinions and ANY questions, Cool? :)

hosma 7 years ago

Hey kenny, I think you should only make a new handle on Neocities if you want to or if you could really make use of it. I've got a bunch but they were pretty much "one-use" accounts I used for personal stuff and I never interacted with the community though them.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Dude, I was askin' because my handle is kinda, well... "goofy". You and Joppie nailed it with "Big-Bro-Ken-Bo" (not the 'Orwell' meaning!). That IS who I am; A Cool Big Brother. Have been/Will be (and that's including those who are older than me). Thanks for the advise and input on yer own 'handles', man. A word back, though; what IS a community really? Neocities? Perhaps. Community is a place where you trust. >>>>>>

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kenny46140 7 years ago

My opinion? Yes, I have trust in you and others here in this forum where we really "don't know each other", but are keen enough via observation. Nobody is smarter nor dumber than Anybody. "Bad-Mouthing" is wrong, yeah? OH !!!>>>>>>>

kenny46140 7 years ago

If you can use these, cool. Took me a sec to make. Got TOO many fonts and can make just about anything, man. Just ask. https://kenny46140.neocities.org/hosma1.jpg and https://kenny46140.neocities.org/hosma2.jpg Yup, I can make anything pretty much (and no, it's NOT that over-rated/over-priced photo-shop!). ;)

kenny46140 7 years ago

AND... thanks for the sound advice, by the way! Very cool. :)

kenny46140 joppiesaus

7 years ago

YO, JOPPIE !!! This prolly isn't what you're after from Owlman. Don't wanna "steal his thunder" or anything like that. I suck at 'ms-paint'. I use combinations. https://kenny46140.neocities.org/cheesy-rider.gif I don't have photoshop, but can make any sort of changes to this image you'd like... even animated if possible.

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joppiesaus 7 years ago

Thanks a lot, Big Brother Ken-bo! I love it! :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Joppie, man... you REALLY nailed it. YES, that is actually "who I am"; Big Brother Ken-Bo. All my life, dude and ALWAYS will be. No, not the "Orwell" meaning... but, you follow! Ya got me, man! https://kenny46140.neocities.org/cheesy-rider-anim.gif

kenny46140 7 years ago

Same-same, Hoss. You got me pegged. I'll ALWAYS be that "Cool Big Bro Ken-Bo" no matter what. All my fam and friends know that. I actually am simply a "go-to" reliable/dependable guy for whoever needs me. I live that way because it's easy for me. It's best to live simply, but not be a simpleton. If ya complicate yourself, then that's what yer gonna get, right?

kenny46140 owlman

7 years ago

Dammit Owlman, Yer too much "All-Over-The-Board" right now for this old guy. I thought you were doing a "Virtual Party". Then, you put yourself into another MS-Paint sitch (which is hard i'm sure). THEN ya do this "fdad" thang. Geesh! Well, I made 1 (to assist) for Joppie ta maybe help out. https://kenny46140.neocities.org/cheesy-rider.gif You DO have a better command of mspaint than I, but I don't have photoshop.

owlman 7 years ago

I think I didn't say this publicly, but for 108 followers I'm doing a whole bunch of things like MS Paint, the virtual part, plus more. The FDad thing was just older work I did over a year, so it didn't take me that long to put online.

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owlman 7 years ago

Also nice drawing

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Thanks, man... but it's simple to me compared to your mspaint 'feel'. I can't do that. Talk to me, Get ta know me if ya want. I've got tales to tell. You write me ANY time you want, yeah? And (again), You honestly DO Rock !!! :)

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Be back later, got stuff to do. Cool-cool.

kenny46140

7 years ago

Alright, I've had it: the weather, comps & moniters failing, Jeep's brake-line broke, my fav 'big-fat-old-heavy' TV just broke, people I'm close with goin' nuts and asking me help about their probs. E-nough. I'm "Taking A Day For ME". Ya get way too much thrown at ya and ya wanna help everybody else, and forget that stupid old phrase (which I hate); "Look out for number one". Gotta do my fixes first. Gimmie a sec.

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kenny46140 7 years ago

Thanks, "Cavy" and "Hoss" for the 'likes'. You follow. Very cool. Same-same, yeah? :)

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