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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Lots of people make fun of Discord and Reddit mods. They say they're narcissistic, power-hungry pricks who get high off of banning people they disagree with. As someone who once moderated a fairly large Discord server, I can tell them that they are *absolutely* right jesus christ I'm never doing that again

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I have so many war stories which you’ll probably never hear because i as a rule don’t talk about dumb internet drama on my website but trust me that shit sucked lmao

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I'm European. Half of the mod team was American. I would frequently wake up and found out they'd banned someone for utterly ridiculous reasons and then i had to run damage control but not *actually* unban them because a majority of the mod team were in favour. Lots of ugly personal stuff involved too (which i’m really not in a position to share).

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Anyway all this is to say that i’m not sure “Twitter but run by Discord mods and populated with exclusively the most annoying people from Twitter” is a great elevator pitch for your service

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pencilvoid 2 years ago

what if they just made a human artist and a robot from those robot fighting shows fight to the death

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I'd pay for that tbh

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capstasher satyrwoud

2 years ago

For the longest time i could not follow you back! Clicking on your profile would just take me to your website. Maybe I'm just terrible at technology

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Ahhh, no, that was deliberate on my part — I’d “left” Neocities because some of the people on it were doing my head in, only coming back to check in occasionally. Turned my profile back on again recently because it turns out that also basically cratered the number of hits my site was getting lol

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Finally renovated the obscure loan-word subpage to be more in line with its parent’s style. Also added “playersexual” to the compendium of good words

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

While browsing Neocities i once accidentally stumbled on a mention of one of my parents, completely out of context, and that’s always stuck with me. Small world…

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Second-generation niche internet microcelebrity 😌

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2 years ago

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marea satyrwoud

2 years ago

lovely site! i'm having a blast exploring all the content you have around

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Thank you! I could say the same for yours — love the hand-drawn æsthetic.

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2 years ago

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I love writing horror

satyrwoud

2 years ago

Whoever came up with JS's `Date` stuff is not going to have a very nice afterlife.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

"Hmmm today I will make this crucial part of my programming language as confusing as humanly possible" — Brendan Eich probably after returning home from casting his ballot to ban gay marriage

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Not sure why the screenshot's not updating, but uh, new post on the Garden!

satyrwoud

2 years ago

RIP Christine McVie - one of the greatest women in rock history. I dare say Fleetwood Mac were second only to the Beatles in the sheer amount of ridiculously talented people all together in one group at one time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Hqn8x6a8s

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arkmsworld 2 years ago

She was a favorite of mine. RIP

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I wrote the background for this in a crazed mess at like 2AM last night, attempting to build up some lore for a second fursona (who isn't even mentioned here), and a friend encouraged me to post it on the site

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pikemalarkey 2 years ago

This is crazy but wonderful.

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I may have gotten *slightly* sidetracked on the way to writing a blog post about the art gallery in Manchester

satyrwoud

2 years ago

Adding “L’Origine du monde” to the art-gallery section uncensored just to feel something

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

People who type in all lowercase but still use fastidiously proper punctuation come across as serial killers and i’ve never been *quite* sure whether it’s intentional.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

This also goes for people who type in 100% correct capitalisation, punctuation, and grammar on Discord; a similar thing applies for all lowercase no punctuation people on anything more formal than a chat app but instead of serial killers they sound like nine year olds

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

It's been 3000 years, but the linkroll is updated once again, with two new tags and six new sites totting up to a total of *92* websites for your perusal!

satyrwoud

2 years ago

https://i.imgur.com/FSGaf4f.png

satyrwoud 2 years ago

If anyone somehow guesses one of the new sites based just on this they win a cookie

satyrwoud

2 years ago

Jeff Bezos Has Bought Neocities; Billionaire Says He "Felt Left Out"

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