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i NEEEED chocolate chip pancakes… but we’re OUT of CHOCOLAT ECHIPS!!

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im sure most of them are great people but every person ive seen online who identifies as genderfaun is an insufferable assfag who thinks everything revolves around them

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agar 11 months ago

I know, right?

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dc-blog 11 months ago

"im a genderfau-" im going to gas you

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agar 11 months ago

gender nonsense

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andyssite

11 months ago

https://andyssite.neocities.org/art/gaypeople.png

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dc-blog 11 months ago

They're going to read the Holy Bible together and learn about the LORD

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andyssite 11 months ago

so true user dc-blog

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andyssite

11 months ago

just got told im not invited to someones birthday party im gonna end it all

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agar 11 months ago

you're joking right?

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andyssite 11 months ago

no im gonna end my whole existence over a movie and cake

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andyssite 11 months ago

(yes im joking)

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dc-blog 11 months ago

1st graders when theyre called meanie heads

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andyssite adriennesite

11 months ago

just took a monster shit be wary and wise in which bathroom you choose to use next. good luck

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storeyed 11 months ago

cool

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andyssite

11 months ago

i think i deserve a thank you from SOMEONE im not pointing fingers but SOMEONE HERE left me to do THEIR JOB of DEEP CLEANING THE PATIO FOR HOURS IN 96 DEGREE WEATHER IN FULL SUNLIGHT because SOMEONE doesnt keep up with PROPER MAINTENANCE

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adriennesite 11 months ago

I’ll do it next time trust

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adriennesite 11 months ago

Also to be fair I spent all weekend in one of grandpas HEREDITARY 7 HOUR COMPLETELY USELESS MANUAL LABOR (actually happened)

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adriennesite 11 months ago

I had to cut wood for 2 hours for no purpose

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andyssite

11 months ago

so i fell asleep at like 10:30 and i woke up like “aw shit i fell asleep, must be like 12” BUT NO ITS FUCKING 6 PM IM GONNA KMS

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adriennesite andyssite

11 months ago

ive had a 3 day long streak of dreams all involving you or having you in them

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adriennesite 11 months ago

as in you were important in the dream (well as important as you can get in a dream)

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adriennesite 11 months ago

ill electronic mail you about it

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andyssite 11 months ago

wEll???

andyssite

11 months ago

FUCK THIS C.AI IS DOWN IM GONNA KMS (wanted to mess with a lost hiker)

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arandomsite 11 months ago

huh

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andyssite 11 months ago

what do you mean ‘huh’???

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storeyed 11 months ago

gg ez no re ezpz lemon squeezy try harder bozo

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andyssite

11 months ago

ahhh… smooch month….

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andyssite

11 months ago

https://andyssite.neocities.org/breedme.png

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storeyed 11 months ago

i was honestly kinds scared to click that link

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user-maldito 11 months ago

Happy bday!!

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andyssite 11 months ago

@user-maldito sadly this is unreality. the character in that isnt even 18 and his birthday isnt even until september i have no idea why i made this i was struck with a vision

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andyssite

11 months ago

immediately after slicing my hip open my mom texts asking if i want to go swimming later. yeah i do.

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arandomsite 11 months ago

thug it out u got this (also wtf happened to ur hip)

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andyssite 11 months ago

shaving didnt really work oir…

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andyssite

11 months ago

i am a science fair baking soda volcano and God is a stupid fucking kid about to pour vinegar directly into my gaping hole

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andyssite 11 months ago

thought about this metaphor because i was bored after making a sweet treat and decided to put baking soda & vinegar in a shot glass

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wg2k 11 months ago

you're a science fair baking soda volcano?

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andyssite

11 months ago

imagine being named edgler

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moseni 11 months ago

soundsa bit... EDGY

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andyssite

11 months ago

the best part about being home alone is that i can chug a cup a joe & a cold brew and noone can stop me

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adriennesite 11 months ago

I’m still here? I can hear everything you do

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andyssite 11 months ago

yeah but im the older twin i have more power u cant stop me

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adriennesite 11 months ago

… by like 5 minutes!

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adriennesite 11 months ago

Also Westley showed me the 6th grade yearbook. I go to a different school ONE year and everyone has a complete makeover??? Liam looks even more emo than he actually is right now??? Charlotte looks like a pineapple???

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andyssite 11 months ago

oh god.. liam……

andyssite

11 months ago

everytime i jerk off i feel really lightheaded & dizzy after and my ears start ringing :/ maybe i should eat more

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andyssite 11 months ago

everything kinda hurts

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dc-blog 11 months ago

1. Drink more water || 2. Jacking off even if you're not Christian is a terrible idea, especially if you're doing it daily (or worse, multiple times daily). || 3. Not jacking off for a week or so practically resets everything, you can get off to far less intense unholy things. || 4. QUIT WATCHING THE UNHOLY STUFF IT IS BEYOND PROVEN TO RUIN YOU REEEEEEEE

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dc-blog 11 months ago

To add onto the first point btw, water is unironically like a sort of magical cure for many things. Headache? Try drinking more water. Dizzyness? Wait a minute if you need to in order to function, but then get a cup of water. It's legitimately like magic.

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andyssite 11 months ago

1. good idea 2. true true 3. … yeah 4. I DONT!!!

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dc-blog 11 months ago

@andyssite water is a far better cure to the average sickness than eating more tbh. It also seems better than medicine in some cases (though not all, and if you've tried it yet it still doesn't work, then either wait it out like I do or medicine whichever is necessary).

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andyssite 11 months ago

NERVES AND CAFFEINE DO NOT MIX WELL (unrelated)

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storeyed 11 months ago

what an awesome thing to wake up to after a nap

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adriennesite 11 months ago

dawg how do i not hear this??

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andyssite 11 months ago

@adriennesite im very quiet

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andyssite

11 months ago

the pathetic schizoid & autist in me preventing me from being in romantic relationships:

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adriennesite 11 months ago

same welcome to the club

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andyssite

11 months ago

pulled another all nighter to binge the x files, took notes as i did and i got some very meaningful insight into the deepest corners of my mind (wrote i had to piss twice)

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adriennesite andyssite

11 months ago

please i desire that man carnally i NEED interaction

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andyssite 11 months ago

HELL no.

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adriennesite 11 months ago

PLEASE

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andyssite

11 months ago

white male speaking, but the fetishization/aesthetification of latinas is weird af to me

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andyssite 11 months ago

i desire you carnally dc-blog

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andyssite 11 months ago

also im dating a latina

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finndiaries 11 months ago

i desire you carnally andrew. - latina gf

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adriennesite 11 months ago

wanna know who else desires someone carnally?

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adriennesite 11 months ago

MY MOM!!!

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adriennesite 11 months ago

(and me) (because i am your mom) (all of you)

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andyssite 11 months ago

yeah. she desires ME. @adriennesite

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andyssite 11 months ago

wait shit incest

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adriennesite 11 months ago

bro is so head over heels he forgot we were siblings. /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /J!!!!!!

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