Honestly I almost forgot about that, been so busy. I'll try and set it up this weekend lasting until mid January. Instead of parody ads I was thinking along the lines of parody YouTube thumbnails/titles.
The revamped website list is live! Still need to tweak a few things to make sure the tags sink up/are proper. Huge thanks to explorar.neocities.org for the JavaScript!
Other than not being a fan of its syntax I don't see a reason to be against JS. I know there is a group here that likes to make low impact websites that try to use as little energy as possible. Other than that I think it's alright and can do some cool stuff.
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Your site is pure art